FabSwingers.com forum: what can I say to this

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Myself and my wife kinda made an attempt to have an impromptu attempt of a lets say social gathering in a very but. Lovely part of fife( pm if location is desired for the sceneary aspect nothing more??.. Us being first there we drive up and down flashing our lights often (mostly by accident ??)on discovering how few cars actually venture over the said place we plucked the courage and waving to them pulled over. Shy and choosing my words carefully i asked... Probably going to make. A fool of myself.. Are you guys members of fab..... Eh no sorry ok i replied trying to say something of witt and failing , retreated a safe distance yo our relief..

.. Ten mins or so passed and the young couple approached is,timidly and asked if we would be kind enough to show them. The ropes.. We felt obliged for our earlier confusion so i began with the basics . Lights,parking, keeping doors locked the man is always The Most important person in a situation is always the man

And so on and so forth we. Took to our cars as separate couples. And after telling my wife,lets keep it a slow safe play.. She then ordered me yo throw her over the bonnet and fuck her senseless i strongly resisted

.after a period of time the young ones approached asking for our numbers and thanking us of our time and patience and lastly our insight and vast knowledge of The matters,they left, so feeling happy and content with our passing of invaluable and priceless info

i felt content in life again ,i felt that somehow was due a right gid banging fae the misses, and hearing those invaluable words.. Fuck off its brass oot hear we jumped in and left with the same feelings that maybe our wonderful and sound advice perfect in.every detail,maybe wasn't enough and quickly realising how important a cause this is we will return,same time tomorrow night ( pm me for details

) it is time now to retire to the pleasure of my bed

Iain x