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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

God , the more I try to slither in and get a meet I end up Turning into an agony uncle ...

Got a problem ?? Drop me a message all sort it best I can !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a sore lower back and bum what should i do????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a sore lower back and bum what should i do???? "
run a wee bit of heat cream in it , change sex positions regularly and always wipe front to back x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have this wee pal on here who is always moaning at me telling me he wants me to download his baby.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have this wee pal on here who is always moaning at me telling me he wants me to download his baby. "
Sophia we have spoke about this all you need to do is lye your phone on her back and let my phone pump it .. I will pay and look after it .. Change it's battery .. And that . And I don't want a Japanese one lol, ps get the kettle boiled for me finishing work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have this wee pal on here who is always moaning at me telling me he wants me to download his baby. Sophia we have spoke about this all you need to do is lye your phone on her back and let my phone pump it .. I will pay and look after it .. Change it's battery .. And that . And I don't want a Japanese one lol, ps get the kettle boiled for me finishing work tomorrow "

My phone is a.... virgin pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have this wee pal on here who is always moaning at me telling me he wants me to download his baby. Sophia we have spoke about this all you need to do is lye your phone on her back and let my phone pump it .. I will pay and look after it .. Change it's battery .. And that . And I don't want a Japanese one lol, ps get the kettle boiled for me finishing work tomorrow

My phone is a.... virgin pmsl"
lol , my phones is like me shooting blanks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah yeah ....I bet you say that to all the androids on here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah yeah ....I bet you say that to all the androids on here lol"
lol there's a few androids on here lol , and I ain't joking there's always some one piping up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me? "
yeah this is a very easy one vagisel you get it in Morrisons slap it on twice a day or use natural yogurt it's commonly known as thrush lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me? "
id offer to help with a soothing tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me? id offer to help with a soothing tongue "
oh wouldn't recommend that mate vagasil doesn't taste good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me? "

I suggest you take them up in groups for a ride and point out the lovely view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me? yeah this is a very easy one vagisel you get it in Morrisons slap it on twice a day or use natural yogurt it's commonly known as thrush lol xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me? yeah this is a very easy one vagisel you get it in Morrisons slap it on twice a day or use natural yogurt it's commonly known as thrush lol xx

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Just don't get mixed that up with deep heat now that would definitely tingle lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me? yeah this is a very easy one vagisel you get it in Morrisons slap it on twice a day or use natural yogurt it's commonly known as thrush lol xx

you must have a strong pain freehold lol because that would not tingle

Just don't get mixed that up with deep heat now that would definitely tingle lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have this wee pal on here who is always moaning at me telling me he wants me to download his baby. Sophia we have spoke about this all you need to do is lye your phone on her back and let my phone pump it .. I will pay and look after it .. Change it's battery .. And that . And I don't want a Japanese one lol, ps get the kettle boiled for me finishing work tomorrow

My phone is a.... virgin pmsl"

I promise to be gentle with my Big Black Berry

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Well mines an orange so dont squeeze to hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well mines an orange so dont squeeze to hard "

A juicy orange?

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