FabSwingers.com forum: Best/funniest chat up lines...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's everyone's favourite chat up lines?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Will you marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not best but I was sung at today, by an Irish guy while I was working. He could hold a tune too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not best but I was sung at today, by an Irish guy while I was working. He could hold a tune too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha nice

What did he sing?

One of my favourites....

10 ton Polar Bear....

That broke the ice!

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hi, I'm a Hibee's fan - can I go down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I'm a Hibee's fan - can I go down?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights.... or a stairway to heaven?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a parking ticket?

Cos you’ve got fine written all over you

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By *il_Lou90Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

My favourite one wasn't actually done to me but to a friend of mine that's transgender. Guy walks up to her and albeit a wee bit d*unk goes "Want to see my big cock?"... she looks at him and replies "Naw but do you wanna see mine?"

I wish I had taken a picture of the poor lads face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite...never done it but a friend has...

He gets a girls attention and signals his finger for her to come over...

Once she gets there "I've just made you come with one finger...imagine what could happen with the rest of me"

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My favourite one wasn't actually done to me but to a friend of mine that's transgender. Guy walks up to her and albeit a wee bit d*unk goes "Want to see my big cock?"... she looks at him and replies "Naw but do you wanna see mine?"

I wish I had taken a picture of the poor lads face lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you religious?

Because you're the answer to all my prayers!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Excuse me but fuck me if I'm wrong have we met before asks a guy?

No I reply! oh that's good then he says pmsl

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