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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough "

Obviously I'm going to heaven I'm an angel . Never sinned in my life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough

Obviously I'm going to heaven I'm an angel . Never sinned in my life "
aye just you come and sit on father dlt's lap and we will make sure thats where you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough

Obviously I'm going to heaven I'm an angel . Never sinned in my life aye just you come and sit on father dlt's lap and we will make sure thats where you go"

I know I am but if you insist on it

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

No point, satan took out a restraining order years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No point, satan took out a restraining order years ago "
satans got fuck all to do with it,your going to be damned to an eternal life of chastity forever more,thats far more fitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr DLT, who's knee you going to sit on to confess all your sins to!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr DLT, who's knee you going to sit on to confess all your sins to!? "
i suppose me and you can swap round for that one

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough "
il confess to anything if it means a good flogging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough il confess to anything if it means a good flogging "

Smiling inscrutably and waving gently at Jacs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough

Obviously I'm going to heaven I'm an angel . Never sinned in my life aye just you come and sit on father dlt's lap and we will make sure thats where you go"
holy Jesus as a ex practicing Catholic that just gave me horrid flash backs of my priest haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr DLT, who's knee you going to sit on to confess all your sins to!? i suppose me and you can swap round for that one "

Ffs I've not got all week to listen to your confessions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We daren't even go into a church in case it fell down. Well not since Venice and France.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, I confess, I have chatted to, sent messages to and even met ladies from a website called fabswingers.

Bad man I know

Pennance??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, even worse I just reported an idiot who named a lady on an adjoining thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me as i have sinned i spat last night and never swallowed (sore throat)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck it lets all just resign ourselves to the fact that we are all fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it lets all just resign ourselves to the fact that we are all fucked "

If only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough "
well bless me father I have sinned im a naughty random nymph

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough well bless me father I have sinned im a naughty random nymph "

Well get a poly bag tied to the front of your trolley and get down the veg aisle of morrisons in paisley - I'm sure a pirate will have been stood there for hours with a bag for life tied to his trolley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough well bless me father I have sinned im a naughty random nymph

Well get a poly bag tied to the front of your trolley and get down the veg aisle of morrisons in paisley - I'm sure a pirate will have been stood there for hours with a bag for life tied to his trolley "

heading to morrisons now hoping to take advantage of him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough well bless me father I have sinned im a naughty random nymph "
well you cum with me and i'll teach you how to sin properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough well bless me father I have sinned im a naughty random nymph well you cum with me and i'll teach you how to sin properly "

that sounds like heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough well bless me father I have sinned im a naughty random nymph well you cum with me and i'll teach you how to sin properly

that sounds like heaven "
well guess where your going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough well bless me father I have sinned im a naughty random nymph well you cum with me and i'll teach you how to sin properly

that sounds like heaven well guess where your going "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on an elder gents knee and confess your sins who said non fabers weren't kinky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh Mr DLT you still in confession lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless me dlt it's. Been fu#kin years since my last confessions. But here goes. I messed around with the neighbours. Wife. Both neighbours. Wife's infact. Took a oap to bed but just cuddled. Jesus. How long have you got??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bless me dlt it's. Been fu#kin years since my last confessions. But here goes. I messed around with the neighbours. Wife. Both neighbours. Wife's infact. Took a oap to bed but just cuddled. Jesus. How long have you got?? "

You'll be fine, he will probably be there as long as you by the sounds of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bless me dlt it's. Been fu#kin years since my last confessions. But here goes. I messed around with the neighbours. Wife. Both neighbours. Wife's infact. Took a oap to bed but just cuddled. Jesus. How long have you got?? "
you have been very bad say 10 hail mary's and yoi will be absolved of all sins(now go and do it again )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since its Sunday I thought maybe a few people would be needing to confess some sins lol... Not me of course but just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since its Sunday I thought maybe a few people would be needing to confess some sins lol... Not me of course but just saying "
fuck aye right enough.

come ye come ye and be absolved of sin once you confess your dirty deeds and weekends shenanigans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since its Sunday I thought maybe a few people would be needing to confess some sins lol... Not me of course but just saying fuck aye right enough.

come ye come ye and be absolved of sin once you confess your dirty deeds and weekends shenanigans "

No sins committed. Was on water at the social & tucked up in bed like a good lassie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since its Sunday I thought maybe a few people would be needing to confess some sins lol... Not me of course but just saying fuck aye right enough.

come ye come ye and be absolved of sin once you confess your dirty deeds and weekends shenanigans

No sins committed. Was on water at the social & tucked up in bed like a good lassie x "

Must be a case of mistaken identity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since its Sunday I thought maybe a few people would be needing to confess some sins lol... Not me of course but just saying fuck aye right enough.

come ye come ye and be absolved of sin once you confess your dirty deeds and weekends shenanigans

No sins committed. Was on water at the social & tucked up in bed like a good lassie x "
thats not what you told me on saturday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since its Sunday I thought maybe a few people would be needing to confess some sins lol... Not me of course but just saying fuck aye right enough.

come ye come ye and be absolved of sin once you confess your dirty deeds and weekends shenanigans

No sins committed. Was on water at the social & tucked up in bed like a good lassie x

Must be a case of mistaken identity"

My twin!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since its Sunday I thought maybe a few people would be needing to confess some sins lol... Not me of course but just saying fuck aye right enough.

come ye come ye and be absolved of sin once you confess your dirty deeds and weekends shenanigans

No sins committed. Was on water at the social & tucked up in bed like a good lassie x thats not what you told me on saturday morning "

Lol I wouldn't remember anything I said Saturday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since its Sunday I thought maybe a few people would be needing to confess some sins lol... Not me of course but just saying fuck aye right enough.

come ye come ye and be absolved of sin once you confess your dirty deeds and weekends shenanigans

No sins committed. Was on water at the social & tucked up in bed like a good lassie x thats not what you told me on saturday morning

Lol I wouldn't remember anything I said Saturday morning "

Water has that effect on me as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since its Sunday I thought maybe a few people would be needing to confess some sins lol... Not me of course but just saying fuck aye right enough.

come ye come ye and be absolved of sin once you confess your dirty deeds and weekends shenanigans

No sins committed. Was on water at the social & tucked up in bed like a good lassie x thats not what you told me on saturday morning

Lol I wouldn't remember anything I said Saturday morning

Water has that effect on me as well "

SEE....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had a cherry scone AND a cupcake. I'm definitely going to hell...but they'll have to widen the doors first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just had a cherry scone AND a cupcake. I'm definitely going to hell...but they'll have to widen the doors first! "
gluttony....you are absolved of sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had a cherry scone AND a cupcake. I'm definitely going to hell...but they'll have to widen the doors first! gluttony....you are absolved of sin "

So...I can have another one then????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just had a cherry scone AND a cupcake. I'm definitely going to hell...but they'll have to widen the doors first! gluttony....you are absolved of sin

So...I can have another one then???? "
only if i get 2 of your buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol "

You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol

You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol "
im the authority on what constitutes a sin and i decide wether its heaven or hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol

You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol "

Not I surely am just misunderstood besides am defo no sitting on his knee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol

You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol im the authority on what constitutes a sin and i decide wether its heaven or hell "

Well he tried to lead me & a few others astray!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there "

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour "
make it 2,ive got a long way to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour "
make it 2,ive got a long way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour make it 2,ive got a long way to go "

Did you repeat that so I knew it was TWO lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol

You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol im the authority on what constitutes a sin and i decide wether its heaven or hell

Well he tried to lead me & a few others astray!! "

That implies he failed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour "

That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol

You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol im the authority on what constitutes a sin and i decide wether its heaven or hell

Well he tried to lead me & a few others astray!!

That implies he failed "

I plead the fifth amendment on this charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour

That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?"

No halo today just horns & no knickers on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol

You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol im the authority on what constitutes a sin and i decide wether its heaven or hell

Well he tried to lead me & a few others astray!!

That implies he failed

I plead the fifth amendment on this charge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour

That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?

No halo today just horns & no knickers on "

What time is this party again

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm admitting feck all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour

That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?

No halo today just horns & no knickers on

What time is this party again"

Lol. Its already started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol

You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol im the authority on what constitutes a sin and i decide wether its heaven or hell

Well he tried to lead me & a few others astray!!

That impliehe failed "

There was no leading involved quite the opposite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour

That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?

No halo today just horns & no knickers on "

Bog standard Sunday then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol

You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol im the authority on what constitutes a sin and i decide wether its heaven or hell

Well he tried to lead me & a few others astray!!

That impliehe failed

There was no leading involved quite the opposite "

Hahaha the cheek of it!! Although it was me who started the shots, then more oooh & then more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour

That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?

No halo today just horns & no knickers on

Bog standard Sunday then "

Yip I'm back to normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour

That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?

No halo today just horns & no knickers on

What time is this party again

Lol. Its already started "

Canni be that would mean you were on time haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour

That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?

No halo today just horns & no knickers on

What time is this party again

Lol. Its already started

Canni be that would mean you were on time haha"

I was 20 mins late, give me a break lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me father for I have sinned, it's been 29 yrs since my well this is my first confession. I ate the rest of the tuc crackers with cheese and beetroot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour

That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?

No halo today just horns & no knickers on

What time is this party again

Lol. Its already started

Canni be that would mean you were on time haha

I was 20 mins late, give me a break lol "

I'll give you something alright hehe well yiu said the halo is gone now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour

That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?

No halo today just horns & no knickers on

What time is this party again

Lol. Its already started

Canni be that would mean you were on time haha

I was 20 mins late, give me a break lol

I'll give you something alright hehe well yiu said the halo is gone now!"

Oooh aye what you going to be giving me?!! Lol. Yip just for today it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgive me father for I have sinned, it's been 29 yrs since my well this is my first confession. I ate the rest of the tuc crackers with cheese and beetroot. "

Don't know what DLT is going to say, but for me you've suffered enough eating beetroot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forgive me father for I have sinned, it's been 29 yrs since my well this is my first confession. I ate the rest of the tuc crackers with cheese and beetroot. "
oh you wicked girl,say ten hail marys then get your arse down to hell for the gangbang/sex party we are all having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour

That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?

No halo today just horns & no knickers on

What time is this party again

Lol. Its already started

Canni be that would mean you were on time haha

I was 20 mins late, give me a break lol

I'll give you something alright hehe well yiu said the halo is gone now!

Oooh aye what you going to be giving me?!! Lol. Yip just for today it is "

Not telling and wi yer blindfold on yer no seeing either!

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

I wil stand at hells gates and if u dont do a certain thing to me yer no gettin in Espescially the guy who wore the Elvis wig on friday night

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

I wil stand at hells gates and if u dont do a certain thing to me yer no gettin in Espescially the guy who wore the Elvis wig on friday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wil stand at hells gates and if u dont do a certain thing to me yer no gettin in Espescially the guy who wore the Elvis wig on friday night "

Is this you confessing how you lost your ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say party ??? Can I come

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say party ??? Can I come "
im hoping you do,several times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say party ??? Can I come "

You are always welcome gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wil stand at hells gates and if u dont do a certain thing to me yer no gettin in Espescially the guy who wore the Elvis wig on friday night "

Who is this strange man with the Elvis wig you speak of and what's the certain thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say party ??? Can I come im hoping you do,several times "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say party ??? Can I come

You are always welcome gorgeous"

Aww thank you hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour

That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?

No halo today just horns & no knickers on

What time is this party again

Lol. Its already started

Canni be that would mean you were on time haha

I was 20 mins late, give me a break lol

I'll give you something alright hehe well yiu said the halo is gone now!

Oooh aye what you going to be giving me?!! Lol. Yip just for today it is

Not telling and wi yer blindfold on yer no seeing either!"

Looks like the party will be over and done before the rest of us get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there

Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour

That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?

No halo today just horns & no knickers on

What time is this party again

Lol. Its already started

Canni be that would mean you were on time haha

I was 20 mins late, give me a break lol

I'll give you something alright hehe well yiu said the halo is gone now!

Oooh aye what you going to be giving me?!! Lol. Yip just for today it is

Not telling and wi yer blindfold on yer no seeing either!

Looks like the party will be over and done before the rest of us get there "

Bummer not even had my invite yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr DLT your late, Shelley baby your always welcome & Elvis like you'd wait for an invite. See MacT wot I've to put up with xx

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over a year ago


"Mr DLT your late, Shelley baby your always welcome & Elvis like you'd wait for an invite. See MacT wot I've to put up with xx"

I know your bored LMN but surely you're not expecting sympathy from me

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over a year ago


"Mr DLT your late, Shelley baby your always welcome & Elvis like you'd wait for an invite. See MacT wot I've to put up with xx"

Elvis has left the building the wig may have to be retired rip

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over a year ago


"Mr DLT your late, Shelley baby your always welcome & Elvis like you'd wait for an invite. See MacT wot I've to put up with xx

Elvis has left the building the wig may have to be retired rip"

Lol did you do with it?

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over a year ago


"Mr DLT your late, Shelley baby your always welcome & Elvis like you'd wait for an invite. See MacT wot I've to put up with xx

I know your bored LMN but surely you're not expecting sympathy from me "

Eh yes lol

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over a year ago


"Mr DLT your late, Shelley baby your always welcome & Elvis like you'd wait for an invite. See MacT wot I've to put up with xx

Elvis has left the building the wig may have to be retired rip

Lol did you do with it?"

It was molested one time too many the hairnet burst and it took on.a life of its own that and it was getting more attention than.me haha

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

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is the party still on

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over a year ago


"is the party still on "
yup mon in more the merrier

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over a year ago


"Mr DLT your late, Shelley baby your always welcome & Elvis like you'd wait for an invite. See MacT wot I've to put up with xx

I know your bored LMN but surely you're not expecting sympathy from me

Eh yes lol "

Seriously!!!!

From me

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