FabSwingers.com forum: Hola!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi just joined. A week ago and this will be my first post. Lol. Would. Just like to wish everyone. A great Wednesday. Happy. Hump. Day. God bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome to the site may your stay with a straight jacket be as good as the day you joined

Lol and happy Wednesday xxx

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By *z ThongzWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Welcome to the site , you dont need to be mad but it helps , a sense of humour is required and a skin like a rhino , enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes mate welcome enjoy the madness its addictive I must warn you lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hello..... I think I may recognise you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the first to ask cause I'm sure plenty are thinking it; what's with all the full stops?

And welcome

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Welcome back you enjoy as I'm sure you will xxx

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Welcome to the nuthouse Nurse Ratshit will be round shortly with our dailly (when she can be arsed) dose of happy pills and other pieces of required equipment.

Boaby I thought at first he was using sentences but now I see whit ya mean...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, good morning and welcome! X

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hello..... I think I may recognise you

Hmmmmmm me too......

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'll be the first to ask cause I'm sure plenty are thinking it; what's with all the full stops?

And welcome

I'm guessing he pressed space too many times while typing on his phone

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I'll be the first to ask cause I'm sure plenty are thinking it; what's with all the full stops?

And welcome

I'm guessing he pressed space too many times while typing on his phone

Now come on..... At least we can understand this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanx very. Much for your. Kindness. You sound. Like a luvly. Bunch lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'll be the first to ask cause I'm sure plenty are thinking it; what's with all the full stops?

And welcome

I'm guessing he pressed space too many times while typing on his phone

Now come on..... At least we can understand this one

That's true. Maybe it's a new phone???

Or maybe it isn't Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be the first to ask cause I'm sure plenty are thinking it; what's with all the full stops?

And welcome

I'm guessing he pressed space too many times while typing on his phone

Now come on..... At least we can understand this one

That's true. Maybe it's a new phone???

Or maybe it isn't Steve

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who is this scoundrel. Steve you speak off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I missing something here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

glad am not the only one thinking this

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Is this who I suspect it is? Gawd help us!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this who I suspect it is? Gawd help us!!! "
hello. Sexy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I missing something here

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sorry. For the confusion. Peeps. I have been on here before. Looks like my cover is blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back..

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Am I missing something here

sorry. For the confusion. Peeps. I have been on here before. Looks like my cover is blown

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is it Pete or is it Steve Christ I'm confused and that's not difficult lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I missing something here

sorry. For the confusion. Peeps. I have been on here before. Looks like my cover is blown

is it Pete or is it Steve Christ I'm confused and that's not difficult lol xx

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neither. Jacs. It's now jack lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Am I missing something here

sorry. For the confusion. Peeps. I have been on here before. Looks like my cover is blown

is it Pete or is it Steve Christ I'm confused and that's not difficult lol xx

neither. Jacs. It's now jack lol

You will always be pirate Steve to us

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

You should know there's no secrets on here "jack"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I never did!!!! Aye aye cap'n......howz it gaun annat!! Welcome back you!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this who I suspect it is? Gawd help us!!! "

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Am I missing something here

sorry. For the confusion. Peeps. I have been on here before. Looks like my cover is blown

is it Pete or is it Steve Christ I'm confused and that's not difficult lol xx

neither. Jacs. It's now jack lol

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yeah but just remember who the original jac is

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Is this who I suspect it is? Gawd help us!!! hello. Sexy!!

Burooooooo! Welcome back ya fud!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I missing something here

sorry. For the confusion. Peeps. I have been on here before. Looks like my cover is blown

is it Pete or is it Steve Christ I'm confused and that's not difficult lol xx

neither. Jacs. It's now jack lol

yeah but just remember who the original jac is

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always. Dear. You know. There. Is only. One

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, I never did!!!! Aye aye cap'n......howz it gaun annat!! Welcome back you!!!!!

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jinty. Ma luv. How are ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this who I suspect it is? Gawd help us!!! hello. Sexy!!

Burooooooo! Welcome back ya fud!! xx"
aww. Wendy. A see yer lurve for me hasn't. Died. Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, I never did!!!! Aye aye cap'n......howz it gaun annat!! Welcome back you!!!!!

jinty. Ma luv. How are ya

Totally ticketyboo noo brooooo....knoo it was yoooooo!!!! Big huge snogs....xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Is this who I suspect it is? Gawd help us!!! hello. Sexy!!

Burooooooo! Welcome back ya fud!! xxaww. Wendy. A see yer lurve for me hasn't. Died. Lmao

Never has but I've hidden the biscuits...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Is this who I suspect it is? Gawd help us!!! hello. Sexy!!

Burooooooo! Welcome back ya fud!! xxaww. Wendy. A see yer lurve for me hasn't. Died. Lmao

Never has but I've hidden the biscuits...

Sounds like a bloody good idea - we ALL know he likes a biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that mean we need to reinvent the pirate challenge

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Does that mean we need to reinvent the pirate challenge

Like this you mean??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Is this who I suspect it is? Gawd help us!!! hello. Sexy!!

Burooooooo! Welcome back ya fud!! xxaww. Wendy. A see yer lurve for me hasn't. Died. Lmao

Never has but I've hidden the biscuits...

Sounds like a bloody good idea - we ALL know he likes a biscuit

TAKES the biscuit you mean

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Does that mean we need to reinvent the pirate challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does that mean we need to reinvent the pirate challenge

Like this you mean??

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he he he love it .. we don't have a joint one !! Hmmm . Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back reprobate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back reprobate!"
Thanx ladyice hope you are well. God. I forgot. How much I miss you guys. Omg I feel an Oscar. Speech cumin. On lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does that mean we need to reinvent the pirate challenge

Like this you mean??

You mean the ones we put on..looking like twats....and he'd already buggered off??????

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Anyone running a book on when we get treated to the first Bru-ism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I missing something here

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Anyone running a book on when we get treated to the first Bru-ism

Oh before the day is out..... I hope

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Anyone running a book on when we get treated to the first Bru-ism

Oh before the day is out..... I hope

Me too

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Anyone running a book on when we get treated to the first Bru-ism

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already happened ....... No i mean it this time i wont ever be back or sometging along those lines

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Where did you go to hibernate

( welcome back

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where did you go to hibernate

( welcome back

)"
was in a Chinese. Prison for 6 months lol well if it's good enough. For BAUER

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Where did you go to hibernate

( welcome back

)was in a Chinese. Prison for 6 months lol well if it's good enough. For BAUER

Did the other inmates have black and white suits on like some inmates of Edinburgh Zoo ?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Where did you go to hibernate

( welcome back

)was in a Chinese. Prison for 6 months lol well if it's good enough. For BAUER

Did the other inmates have black and white suits on like some inmates of Edinburgh Zoo ?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Oh fuck!!!

He's back!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where did you go to hibernate

( welcome back

)was in a Chinese. Prison for 6 months lol well if it's good enough. For BAUER

oh shit the jack bauer of fab shit this mean everyone you ever come into contact with is gonna die or become an enemy of the state pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh fuck!!!

He's back!!!!

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hello. Foe. Nice too see the auld. Gang are still around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back to the mad house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He should be renamed tffkab

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"He should be renamed tffkab

That's a bit of a mouthful but then if the urban myth is to be believed..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl its The Fabster Formerly Known As Bru

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pmsl its The Fabster Formerly Known As Bru

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I'm si glad you put that up DLT it would. Have taken. Me days to work. That out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl its The Fabster Formerly Known As Bru

I'm si glad you put that up DLT it would. Have taken. Me days to work. That out

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pmsl

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Pmsl its The Fabster Formerly Known As Bru

I'm si glad you put that up DLT it would. Have taken. Me days to work. That out

pmsl

I thought the first f stood for fud

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Pmsl its The Fabster Formerly Known As Bru

I'm si glad you put that up DLT it would. Have taken. Me days to work. That out

pmsl

I thought the first f stood for fud"

Yeah well you would!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Pmsl its The Fabster Formerly Known As Bru

I'm si glad you put that up DLT it would. Have taken. Me days to work. That out

Is this a new 'Jackism'???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor guy.. You lot should be ashamed of yourselves lol, he's only been back for a few days.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Poor guy.. You lot should be ashamed of yourselves lol, he's only been back for a few days.

Yeah but we all love him and we've all missed him - right everyone????

So we've been bottling it all up for months and now it's all flooding out. He should be thankful he missed panda mating season after last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor guy.. You lot should be ashamed of yourselves lol, he's only been back for a few days.

Yeah but we all love him and we've all missed him - right everyone????

So we've been bottling it all up for months and now it's all flooding out. He should be thankful he missed panda mating season after last year

Ok ok I'll admit your right after reading that other post lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor guy.. You lot should be ashamed of yourselves lol, he's only been back for a few days.

Yeah but we all love him and we've all missed him - right everyone????

So we've been bottling it all up for months and now it's all flooding out. He should be thankful he missed panda mating season after last year

Ok ok I'll admit your right after reading that other post lol.

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cant believe yoive been corrupted by the hairy one,should be ashamed of himself leading you astray like that,go to confession and repent your sins now furry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor guy.. You lot should be ashamed of yourselves lol, he's only been back for a few days.

Yeah but we all love him and we've all missed him - right everyone????

So we've been bottling it all up for months and now it's all flooding out. He should be thankful he missed panda mating season after last year

Ok ok I'll admit your right after reading that other post lol.

cant believe yoive been corrupted by the hairy one,should be ashamed of himself leading you astray like that,go to confession and repent your sins now furry

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jang on ive just thought of a brand new thread "the dlt confessional"pmsl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Poor guy.. You lot should be ashamed of yourselves lol, he's only been back for a few days.

Yeah but we all love him and we've all missed him - right everyone????

So we've been bottling it all up for months and now it's all flooding out. He should be thankful he missed panda mating season after last year

Ok ok I'll admit your right after reading that other post lol.

cant believe yoive been corrupted by the hairy one,should be ashamed of himself leading you astray like that,go to confession and repent your sins now furry

jang on ive just thought of a brand new thread "the dlt confessional"pmsl

I'm waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor guy.. You lot should be ashamed of yourselves lol, he's only been back for a few days.

Yeah but we all love him and we've all missed him - right everyone????

So we've been bottling it all up for months and now it's all flooding out. He should be thankful he missed panda mating season after last year

Ok ok I'll admit your right after reading that other post lol.

cant believe yoive been corrupted by the hairy one,should be ashamed of himself leading you astray like that,go to confession and repent your sins now furry

Like the rest of you guys are any better

. And I'm not lead astray very easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back Bru, pressies???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back Bru, pressies???"
ok but who's. Buying. Who lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back Bru, pressies???ok but who's. Buying. Who lol

Erm, you. You're the one that's been away on your hols, you're meant to bring pressies when you come back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok well wot if I just buy you something. Then wot do you fancy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok well wot if I just buy you something. Then wot do you fancy??

Michael Bublé to be my sex slave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok but if Michael. Can't make it will I do. I can sind and dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry.. did i hear …'pressies'????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok but if Michael. Can't make it will I do. I can sind and dance

Aye, go on then, you'll do. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry.. did i hear …'pressies'????

Back off, I got here first, they're for me. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry.. did i hear …'pressies'????

Back off, I got here first, they're for me. Lol"

We shall see....muahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok but if Michael. Can't make it will I do. I can sind and dance

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shit that's sing and dance, well the thread police. Aren't wot thi. Use be thits. Fir sar

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Ok but if Michael. Can't make it will I do. I can sind and dance

shit that's sing and dance, well the thread police. Aren't wot thi. Use be thits. Fir sar

No, YOU get a free pass as you can never work a bloody phone properly!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Ok but if Michael. Can't make it will I do. I can sind and dance

shit that's sing and dance, well the thread police. Aren't wot thi. Use be thits. Fir sar

Just mellowed with age

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jeez am only 40 Sumthin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez am only 40 Sumthin "

40mm???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wanted to say Hi & welcome back. Oh, you've gone off on holiday. Perhaps a wee Buon viaggio or Adios amigo is more appropriate. Hopefully see you back after your holiday Bru.

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