FabSwingers.com forum: HEIGHT!!

By *egs4u OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere around

Met a guy recently who claimed to be 5ft 10 on his profile! He was lucky if he was 5ft 5!,asked him why he'd lied and he said 'if i'd told you my right height you wouldnt of met me', which was probably true. Im not heightest just have my preferences, like we all do.

He then tried to charm me haha! by bragging how much of a stud muffin he was, with all the women he apparently gets with the job he said he has.

Now i know lots of people lie about their age, pics etc, but please your height!

Oh seemingly he's still 5ft 10...i think someone has 'wee man' issues lol

Has anyone else experienced the same thing?

legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds a charmer lol lied about his height then bragged about his conquests lol classy lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like you huni prefer someone who's a bit taller than me. Nothing worse than wearing heels and towering over them lol .

When I've said no in a reply to a msg because of their height , the usual response is "same height lying down"

But he sounds charming ... pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah ive had that. guys lying about their height and when you say im physically drier than the sahara desert during a super long dry spell, they get huffy because you dont find short guys attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Name is auds....

And i am a heightest

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I've said no in a reply to a msg because of their height , the usual response is "same height lying down""

This

I'm 6'1, pushing 6'2 and I'm sorry but we're not all the same lying down. I like it from behind and it's an actual mission trying to arch so much so they can get their dick in you.

I'm not saying its like that with all short lads cause I've had some that have been amazing but only met them cause they were hot. I just prefer my men taller or near enough the same as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing that gets me about this post is ok I get some people are erm.sparing with the truth shall we say but come on if meeting someone obvious physical differences height age build hair etc are easy to spot. Am astonished that he thought he could talk his way round it have to admire the audacity lol but then to brag of his exploits either I am doing something very wrong or to me seems he just made the situation worse?

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By *dub67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

What's the pint in lying about things in here. Eventually you will get found out . Just don't get the height. Maybe he was going to wear his platforms and he forgot them.

Though sometimes being over 6ft does have it's drawbacks not many though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at 6ft near enough dead on I dont feel short or tall just in proportion lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Why tell the truth about height lie about everything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol what's to be gained by lying always get found out in.the end surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I've said no in a reply to a msg because of their height , the usual response is "same height lying down"

This

I'm 6'1, pushing 6'2 and I'm sorry but we're not all the same lying down. I like it from behind and it's an actual mission trying to arch so much so they can get their dick in you.

I'm not saying its like that with all short lads cause I've had some that have been amazing but only met them cause they were hot. I just prefer my men taller or near enough the same as me

I'm only a shortarse but have a set of library steps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest think Iv heard every lie in the book in here over the yrs

Main 1s are

Marriage Status

Age

Height

Looks

Always go with my gut feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heightist here to , turned meets away on arrival for lying about height ,nothing worse than a short ass with small man syndrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest think Iv heard every lie in the book in here over the yrs

Main 1s are

Marriage Status

Age

Height

Looks

Always go with my gut feeling

Yep agree gut feeling above reasons very true that's why i always Cleary state I am divorced and single

Age well normally comes to light during a meet by either appearance or general behaviour

Height well guys normally don't wear platforms so an easy one lol

Looks again easy to spot nothing wrong with asking for up to date pic or cam clarification in a chat any genuine guy shouldn't object

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always thought I was 5ft 9, until I went for a medical for a job recently only to be told im 5ft 7

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I wish I was a bit shorter make wearing heels less noticeable .

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By *dub67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Heightist here to , turned meets away on arrival for lying about height ,nothing worse than a short ass with small man syndrome

Small man syndrome care to enlighten us with that one lol

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

For me it's pics that are years old, or pics that show people is a certain light with clever camera angles then when you meet you think hmmmm .....seen it many a times at socials and even had it on a cpl of meets

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I am as tall as I am. I'm taller than some, and shorter than some. I don't care.

I'm happy to respect people's preferences as regards to height but always remember - I'm taller standing on the step 3 up from yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can never trust anyone that lies, if they're lying about something as simple as their height, who knows what else they're lying about

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

5'6 maybe that why im always wearing 5"heels lol

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By *neplus2coupleCouple
over a year ago

Hawick

Well I am 6,7" so I cant really look for women taller than me. They are few and far between

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn. Straight think I'd be scared if a lady taller than you lol

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Really don't see the point in lying!

If you are lucky enough to get a meet you will obviously be found out.

Not just a waste of the person you lied to's time, but you've also made yourself look like a total twat!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Short arse here ! Never lie about height as just don't see point .If guys want a tall leggy woman then I'd rather not waste my time and theirs lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse than lying are the folks that think the world adores them despite not being special at all; the special ones usually being quiet about it. Seen a lot of that on fab!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Heightist here to , turned meets away on arrival for lying about height ,nothing worse than a short ass with small man syndrome

This!

Have turned round and walked away without even an hello!!!

Not because he was a short arse but because of the blatantly obvious lie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So fair to say motto is tell the truth hard enough to get meets don't lie and fuck.it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft1 no lies its the height of nonsense ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft 2 in my bare feet, which are a size 12 in case u were wondering

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"6ft 2 in my bare feet, which are a size 12 in case u were wondering

Are you????

Christ man, you need to stop stooping!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 6' 7" built like a tank with a 18" penis.

and if you believe that let me introduce you to my cousin, a Nigerian prince with money to burn(hide) have your bank details handy please

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By *egs4u OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere around

"Sounds a charmer lol lied about his height then bragged about his conquests lol classy lmao"

yeah he was that lmao

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By *egs4u OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I said I'm 5"6 but I'm actually 5"4 so I've been told lol look no one wants to meet a short ass haha x

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By *egs4u OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere around

"I like you huni prefer someone who's a bit taller than me. Nothing worse than wearing heels and towering over them lol .

When I've said no in a reply to a msg because of their height , the usual response is "same height lying down"

But he sounds charming ... pmsl xx"

yeah i get the same response to hun lol

he definately thought he was charming

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By *egs4u OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere around

"yeah ive had that. guys lying about their height and when you say im physically drier than the sahara desert during a super long dry spell, they get huffy because you dont find short guys attractive"

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By *egs4u OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere around

"Thing that gets me about this post is ok I get some people are erm.sparing with the truth shall we say but come on if meeting someone obvious physical differences height age build hair etc are easy to spot. Am astonished that he thought he could talk his way round it have to admire the audacity lol but then to brag of his exploits either I am doing something very wrong or to me seems he just made the situation worse?"

yeah he did make it worse, just thought what a wanker lmao

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By *egs4u OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere around

"To be honest think Iv heard every lie in the book in here over the yrs

Main 1s are

Marriage Status

Age

Height

Looks

Always go with my gut feeling

wish i had but hey lesson learned

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By *egs4u OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere around

"Heightist here to , turned meets away on arrival for lying about height ,nothing worse than a short ass with small man syndrome

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By *egs4u OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere around

"For me it's pics that are years old, or pics that show people is a certain light with clever camera angles then when you meet you think hmmmm .....seen it many a times at socials and even had it on a cpl of meets "

had that also

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By *egs4u OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere around

"can never trust anyone that lies, if they're lying about something as simple as their height, who knows what else they're lying about

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By *egs4u OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere around

"Heightist here to , turned meets away on arrival for lying about height ,nothing worse than a short ass with small man syndrome

This!

Have turned round and walked away without even an hello!!!

Not because he was a short arse but because of the blatantly obvious lie!!"

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By *egs4u OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere around

"I'm 6' 7" built like a tank with a 18" penis.

and if you believe that let me introduce you to my cousin, a Nigerian prince with money to burn(hide) have your bank details handy please

hahaha love it!

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By *egs4u OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere around

"Really don't see the point in lying!

If you are lucky enough to get a meet you will obviously be found out.

Not just a waste of the person you lied to's time, but you've also made yourself look like a total twat! "

totally agree, he wasted what little free time i had. But lesson learned. Im 5ft 7 but have 34 inch legs, so prefer taller guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair I said I'm 5"6 but I'm actually 5"4 so I've been told lol look no one wants to meet a short ass haha x"

Nsh meet your sexy little ass anytime xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heightist here to , turned meets away on arrival for lying about height ,nothing worse than a short ass with small man syndrome

Small man syndrome care to enlighten us with that one lol "

easy peasy lemon squeazy, the concept of small man syndrome lies in the theories of Alfred Adler, try "understanding human nature" basically a theory of inferiority, normally associated with Napoleon but also applies to Lincoln, Edison and Shakespeare among others.

In my mind though its just wee guys that are feart of big wimmin

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By *egs4u OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere around

"To be fair I said I'm 5"6 but I'm actually 5"4 so I've been told lol look no one wants to meet a short ass haha x"

awwww so not true, iv'e met ya and your gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair I said I'm 5"6 but I'm actually 5"4 so I've been told lol look no one wants to meet a short ass haha x"
I'm 5ft 6 and you're a little shorter than me ..so I reckon 5ft 4 is about right lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair I said I'm 5"6 but I'm actually 5"4 so I've been told lol look no one wants to meet a short ass haha x"

good things come in wee packages

or is that the other way about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair I said I'm 5"6 but I'm actually 5"4 so I've been told lol look no one wants to meet a short ass haha x"

Small but perfectly formed gorgeous lady look forward to meeting yiu on Fri be totally honest height was not something I noticed about yiu with so many other fine attributes mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair I said I'm 5"6 but I'm actually 5"4 so I've been told lol look no one wants to meet a short ass haha xI'm 5ft 6 and you're a little shorter than me ..so I reckon 5ft 4 is about right lol xx

Oi you!! Take that back rubbing it in my face your taller great height for snogs though mmmmmmm xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi you!! Take that back rubbing it in my face your taller great height for snogs though mmmmmmm xxx

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mmmmm might even take my heels off this time hahaha xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy must have been a right plonker! Insulting how he thought you must be stupid enough not to notice. I'm 6ft 3 and big built, and I don't try to fool anyone that I'm anything else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok....ok...I'll come clean....I'm 5ft f**k all!

Happy now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok....ok...I'll come clean....I'm 5ft f**k all!

Happy now??

Pocket sized fun can't see the downside hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair I said I'm 5"6 but I'm actually 5"4 so I've been told lol look no one wants to meet a short ass haha x"

Can you point out the moron who told you 5ft 4 was a shortarse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest you know why a short woman and a tall man have great sex??

Just means she won't get sore knees while blowing him off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest you know why a short woman and a tall man have great sex??

Just means she won't get sore knees while blowing him off.."

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Im 5'8" and Im asking all you hieghtists (legs, raven n boaby) what is your min hieght for a guy?

Fi your hieghts fine at 5'4"

The poster who thought he was 5'9" and isnt cause work said so... when you measure your hieght at home take yer shoes aff... Plus remember the audler you git the wee-ir you git.

The blokes thit ir Ted Cassidy's body doubles congrats you get to meet all the sexy ladies on here. So be kind to those of us who dont please... or well jump up and bight yer knees...

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By *ouise and jamieCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

im a short arse as well, I'm a wee 6ft 3 and built like a shithoose wall,

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"To be fair I said I'm 5"6 but I'm actually 5"4 so I've been told lol look no one wants to meet a short ass haha x

Can you point out the moron who told you 5ft 4 was a shortarse

I've no chance then..this wee shortarse is 4'10"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair I said I'm 5"6 but I'm actually 5"4 so I've been told lol look no one wants to meet a short ass haha x

Can you point out the moron who told you 5ft 4 was a shortarse

I've no chance then..this wee shortarse is 4'10"..."

But delightfully proportioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience it always wise to assume most of the information people put on profiles is a lie:

Straight guys (actually bi)

Single guys (actually married)

39 year old (actually 59)

Athletic build (sumo wrestler)

etc

I would accept a persons height claims with no more confidence than any other claim.

That is why I arrange a face to face first before they get a chance to meet Mrs J.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

At 5"2 everybody I meet is taller.... But I must admit I do like a tall guy

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"At 5"2 everybody I meet is taller.... But I must admit I do like a tall guy

oh yes...a tall guy with a pulse....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At 5"2 everybody I meet is taller.... But I must admit I do like a tall guy

5' 2"

Just the right height for the neck kiss mmmmmm

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"At 5"2 everybody I meet is taller.... But I must admit I do like a tall guy

oh yes...a tall guy with a pulse...."

Yep a pulse always helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a very honest 6' 1

I don't see the point of faking it, what you going to do where platform shoes on a meet???

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"At 5"2 everybody I meet is taller.... But I must admit I do like a tall guy

5' 2"

Just the right height for the neck kiss mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like tall women(well taller than me which isnt hard lol),means if i walk between their legs im guarenteed a crack in the mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like tall women(well taller than me which isnt hard lol),means if i walk between their legs im guarenteed a crack in the mouth

Buy the Skoda and you'll get that Martin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like tall women(well taller than me which isnt hard lol),means if i walk between their legs im guarenteed a crack in the mouth

Buy the Skoda and you'll get that Martin

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not that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just a wee Scottish guy and my height makes me feel down but nothing I can do about it. It's sad to think you get judged on someone's height. If it was s woman it would be diffrent hence some wear heels. Anyway each to there own...

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

or another one is putting up a pic thats at least 20yrs old and they had hair then

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Oh and i have nuthin against baldy men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and my height is 5ft 8

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman
over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

I'm a heightest and proud I've gotta be im 6ft to 6ft 2 in heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a heightest and proud I've gotta be im 6ft to 6ft 2 in heels

I'm that without heels, I win

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman
over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

"I'm a heightest and proud I've gotta be im 6ft to 6ft 2 in heels

I'm that without heels, I win

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ockk that's no fair I never win any games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a heightest and proud I've gotta be im 6ft to 6ft 2 in heels

I'm that without heels, I win

ockk that's no fair I never win any games

not playing with the right folk then hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a heightest and proud I've gotta be im 6ft to 6ft 2 in heels

I'm that without heels, I win

easy on the heels then am 6ft no used to having ladies tower over me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a heightest and proud I've gotta be im 6ft to 6ft 2 in heels

I'm that without heels, I win

easy on the heels then am 6ft no used to having ladies tower over me lol"

*note to self, look out my platforms with the 6" heels.

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

"Oh and i have nuthin against baldy men

I know you dont but you should have.... your boobies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a heightest and proud I've gotta be im 6ft to 6ft 2 in heels

I'm that without heels, I win

easy on the heels then am 6ft no used to having ladies tower over me lol

*note to self, look out my platforms with the 6" heels.

Mrs J is 6' in her bare feet.

Mr J is 5' 5" in bare feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a heightest and proud I've gotta be im 6ft to 6ft 2 in heels

I'm that without heels, I win

easy on the heels then am 6ft no used to having ladies tower over me lol

*note to self, look out my platforms with the 6" heels.

Mrs J is 6' in her bare feet.

Mr J is 5' 5" in bare feet

Your profile says something different...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my experience it always wise to assume most of the information people put on profiles is a lie:

Straight guys (actually bi)

Single guys (actually married)

39 year old (actually 59)

Athletic build (sumo wrestler)

etc

I would accept a persons height claims with no more confidence than any other claim.

That is why I arrange a face to face first before they get a chance to meet Mrs J."

Mrs J is the tallest women ive ever met, shes also beyond hot

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