FabSwingers.com forum: Glasgow Social 2014

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just planning ahead.

October 2014 I will be 49 years old, a major milestone as you all know, so thought we would have a social birthday party. We have used the venue before to all those who attended last year will know its a great venue.

All are invited but you must bring a gift for me or vouchers from JJB sports or macro otherwise you wont be let in.

We have decided the theme will be Roman, so dig out your Togas girls or your Gladiators outfits guys (I will be going as Wolf cos he was the best one), so don't copy me and ruin my night. Also no gifts of champagne we don't drink it, once again you will be excluded if you bring a bottle!!!

Cost - we have decided to go to the higher end of the market to keep the riff raff out, so £100 per couple and for those singles £100 each, its an easy round number. A buffet and a DJ are included in the price so there will be no extras to pay. We already have some games in mind including hump or dump, say something nice, like it or leave it, 24 hrs or 20 minutes and bi guys who say str8 on their profile which we always think is a great game!!!!

We thought about giving the proceeds to a charity and may or may not give the money over depending on the recession finishing and our mortgage situation.

Please put your names down early as like all socials I am sure the tickets will go very quickly.

Once you've shown interest we will mail you details of the venue and date, my birthday's on the 19th so that might be a clue!

Hope to hear from all you fab social party goers soon!!!!

Greig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two tickets for me please.

I have a gap in my appointments book then! xxx

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By *rs kemeaCouple
over a year ago

angus

Aw we're busy that night. Have a good night though lmao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you make that sixteen tickets, my pals are free then too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry can't make it that night, I'm washing my hair!

Have a great night though lol

steve and jo xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shame you can't make it Steve you've never paid out £100 in yer life, so didn't expect to make it tho

See it did keep the riff raff out hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pure class!!!!!!!!! pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmmmmmmm can i pay wie harribos lol , ohhhhhhh i cant laine ate them awe lol xxx guess imno goin noo then

pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il have 2 if i can start paying up now.also will m&s vouchers do that way i can set u up a sunlife over 50s plan but wont kick in for a yr so ud have to accept an iou till then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 for us plez

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Direct Debits accepted for the poor amongst you.

Dont be shy this party is going to rock.

Another game we have found is called Happy birthday to me today! It seems fairly popular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you take provident vouchers???

if not oh well il go spend the on underwear in poundstretchers.

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and ehe,,,greg,,,heres me thinking you were 49 this yr???? lol

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pending volcanic activity ill be there !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got bad news for you all the worlds ending in 2012

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw that film too, but if you drive fast n fly a plane and believe water can go up hills, you might survive,lol

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wooohooooooo sitter booked we can make itttttttttttt lol ..... now what shall i wear, gives me a little time to plan the outfit xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will you accept irn bru bottles?

they should go up in value too by 2014!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

2 tickets fur lil ole us plz i should manage a nite off by then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tesco vouchers being saved just incase we don't have a meet, togas been sent to dry cleaners... cya there xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh ps.... could u let us have a sneaky preview of who's goin? just incase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might come sice the Celtic will have 3 in a row by then so might celebrate

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By *urioduoCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

cant post as I'm pmsl

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By *urioduoCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

right av stopped laughin is that a friday or saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might come sice the Celtic will have 3 in a row by then so might celebrate"

lol, we do love dreamers :P

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"right av stopped laughin is that a friday or saturday"

19th oct 2014 is a sunday lol hope its no that nite lol

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

Payment in kind accepted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am not sure your taking my special day seriously, no to Irn Brew bottles or other vouchers, i want used notes or vouchers or you canny come. Togas for girls, boys can stay in the pub, oi its my birthday so play as i like, get over it hehe.

We only have 250 tickets left so come on roll up and re iterate no riff raff...

Greig x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure your taking my special day seriously, no to Irn Brew bottles or other vouchers, i want used notes or vouchers or you canny come. Togas for girls, boys can stay in the pub, oi its my birthday so play as i like, get over it hehe.

We only have 250 tickets left so come on roll up and re iterate no riff raff...

Greig x"

All this fuss ffs whats the script when you reach 60

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

No Riff Raff

Roolz me out

is that cos im a Clepto?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yup you stole the wifes hair thingy... you are proper riff raff soz miss incog lol xxx But £100 and your forgiven lol xx

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

"yup you stole the wifes hair thingy... you are proper riff raff soz miss incog lol xxx But £100 and your forgiven lol xx"

I can still smell her hair.. it helps me sleep at night

how about a baw hum and a £10 shopacheck voucher? u can use them in JJB x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Done and a tittie flash, soz thats the rules and no i cant change them for you.... xx

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

right 2 places but no a hundred pounds im no a rich wumman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If yer riff raff you canny come in lol, We need to finish our mortgage and have a holiday so coff up xx

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

feck missed the no riff raff bit that counts us out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If yer riff raff you canny come in lol, We need to finish our mortgage and have a holiday so coff up xx"

Does that mean fifers can attend or are they excluded?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The only Fifers that can attend are us btw cause as you know they and people from Glasgow make up the Scottish riff raff, sorry like!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there is any rich handsome 6ft 4 men that would like to pay my(kittens) ticket money and would like to take me then open to offers..lol ??(Greig I make exceptions some times lol ) If not then 4 tickets please us and Dolan and little Mynx .kitten & Stu xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wondering Mr G if there's a payment plan available and if so whats the APR ??? Also are JJB vouchers the preferred option because I was thinking you being "Mr Sartorial Elegance" you might like vouchers from Primark? They do a lovely line of men's undies !!

Funniest post in the Scottish Forums EVA!

R xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry take that back didn't notice the date we acually are planning our own social that exact date...sorry...and my tickets will be £99 and I will be accepting provident, iru bru bottles, payment in kind etc etc ....lol Oh still looking for the handsome 6ft 4 man though lol xxxx

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

kitten if u get one see if he has a brother for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stick me down but may take me a while to work out if its a kid free weekend..lol

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By *inesawineWoman
over a year ago

fife

"The only Fifers that can attend are us btw cause as you know they and people from Glasgow make up the Scottish riff raff, sorry like!!"

Aww now thats no fair!! Sat for bloody hours working out my shifts

XXMinesXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only Fifers that can attend are us btw cause as you know they and people from Glasgow make up the Scottish riff raff, sorry like!!

Aww now thats no fair!! Sat for bloody hours working out my shifts

XXMinesXX

.......and I cleared a weekend in my appointment book!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heather Now thats not fair you can have anyone over 5ft 4 giving u 12 inches to 6ft 4 whereas I only have 4 inches .... Now where is the fairness hehe..... Sorry Greig for going off topic lol

Still no takers for my do on the same date? and I don't mind Primark vouchers either lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG i cant believe it..im free that night!!

I am soo thrilled i cant wait...I really must run into chat right now and discuss in detail exactly what i will wear and who i will take.

Thank you guys...your forward planning is soo refreshing!!

As for the gift...well seeing as I won the 86 million the other day...was wondering if you wanted the private jet in blue or white...and the interior in leather or suede? (please keep in mind that leather is wipe clean)

Vol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No Primark vouchers as the wife would spend them all on her fantastic collection of Jesus sandals.

This is all about me, so to all you upstarts trying to hold a party on the same day KATHERINE !!! I would like to warn you that i have opened the party to posh people from London, they have more money than you lot. So not only Fifers and Glaswegians are not allowed under the riff raff ruling, page 3 appendix 4c.But anyone who uses the word YOUS will also be refused entry but i will still with hold your entrance fee.

I trust this is crystal clear, The spaces are filling up rapidly with my Toff friends demanding tickets..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww you mean YOUS wont let me cum cause YOUS think i live in glasgow????

gutted greig,,im away to put the baby oil away i bought you for your birthday !!!

auds xx

ps..i saved up all my time on those street corners to come too ,,boohoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no I didn't realise I was riff raff !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woooohoooooooo we aint riff raff!!! we will enjoy ourselves with greig's new london friends...... been nice knowing you all lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grieg im free that weekend so al come m8, oh but am no paying £100 a want in for free or i will post in the forums that you let fugy hump ye in the back of his van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hell dunky,,you know that too??? phew thot it was only me that found that out,,,can sleep well tonight lol

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey hey back up!!!!!!!!!!! back of a van(white I assume) humpy dunky tell me more I promise not to tell anyone else , be good to have something over that Greig pmsl xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hey you lot you know Fugy didnt hump me, i was bending over lifting something out of my van, when my belt broke and my jeans fell down just as fugy came walking quickly towards me.He slipped on a banana skin and as luck would have it his zip broke and his todger accidently entered my bottom.

Thank fuck it was fugy though, cos it didnt hurt a bit lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wud have loved to have been there but seen as you have excluded us fifers from your nice posh doo, damn bad luck on our part a can see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey you lot you know Fugy didnt hump me, i was bending over lifting something out of my van, when my belt broke and my jeans fell down just as fugy came walking quickly towards me.He slipped on a banana skin and as luck would have it his zip broke and his todger accidently entered my bottom.

Thank fuck it was fugy though, cos it didnt hurt a bit lol."

Thats not whats on the video G man, and when i asked fugy about it he said it would never have hurt ye coz "it was like throwing a banana up a council close" a did say are ye sure coz a always though G was a tight tunt or is that just at the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hell dunky,,you know that too??? phew thot it was only me that found that out,,,can sleep well tonight lol

auds xx

shhhh its a secret Auds dont tell anyone ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh ok,,but it will cost ye lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dunky... Lanarkshire is Glasgow on my map so shhh now riff raff and stay home in 2014 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG i cant believe it..im free that night!!

I am soo thrilled i cant wait...I really must run into chat right now and discuss in detail exactly what i will wear and who i will take.

Thank you guys...your forward planning is soo refreshing!!

Vol

xx"

Can i get a white one plz? Ohh and does it come with they air hostesses like in the Iron man film,lol

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmm at what price i wonder lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunky... Lanarkshire is Glasgow on my map so shhh now riff raff and stay home in 2014 lol "

ffs now ave been gated for a whole year lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey slave boy stick my name down but am not paying in cash or any other way ty.lol.xxxxxx

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By *oodguy53Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just planning ahead.

All are invited but you must bring a gift for me or vouchers from JJB sports or macro otherwise you wont be let in.

We thought about giving the proceeds to a charity and may or may not give the money over depending on the recession finishing and our mortgage situation.

Please put your names down early as like all socials I am sure the tickets will go very quickly.

Once you've shown interest we will mail you details of the venue and date, my birthday's on the 19th so that might be a clue!

Hope to hear from all you fab social party goers soon!!!!

Greig

i think that nights booked already lol but i will check and see

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