FabSwingers.com forum: divorce for Mr dlt

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If he buys a skoda,

I don't do skodas,

Yes am a snob with my cars,

If Mr dlt gets a skoda we will divorce under the grounds of mental cruelty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

It's a VW engine. Good cars actually lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a VW engine. Good cars actually lol."
yaaaaaayyyy someone on my side

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Then call it a vw and not a skoda lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fact the sporty one would give more expensive cars a run for their money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In fact the sporty one would give more expensive cars a run for their money

No Martin just no!

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By *rTylerCouple
over a year ago

Angus

VRs say no more !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"VRs say no more !!!!!"
thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's taken me 7 years to say yes to an impretza

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By *rTylerCouple
over a year ago

Angus

"VRs say no more !!!!!thank you

Even if it's a derv !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"VRs say no more !!!!!thank you

Even if it's a derv !! "

If it says skoda it's a fuck no!

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By *evilishCouple69Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Buy her an old yugo instead and she'll beg for the skoda DLT (Or she'll murder you, 50:50 odds I'd guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her an old yugo instead and she'll beg for the skoda DLT (Or she'll murder you, 50:50 odds I'd guess

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sobwhat your saying is either way im fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he buys a skoda,

I don't do skodas,

Yes am a snob with my cars,

If Mr dlt gets a skoda we will divorce under the grounds of mental cruelty"

Totally agree i hav a 4.5ltr v8 batmobile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he buys a skoda,

I don't do skodas,

Yes am a snob with my cars,

If Mr dlt gets a skoda we will divorce under the grounds of mental cruelty

Totally agree i hav a 4.5ltr v8 batmobile lol "
gizza shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might just be too fast for u and im only getting 22mpg lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?

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previous msg to dlt lol

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath

Get a bike lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skoda Yeti's are absolute monsters! Anything else is unacceptable.

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Have owned Skodas and Ladas in the past. No longer have my licence due to health but when I get it back, then I would look fist at a Skoda since it is a VW with a different badge. Not sure which one Id get though as I havent been in the market for a car in near 4 years and the models will have changed.

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Buy the Skoda n pinch the badges off the first VW you see shell never know the difference...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

How about DLT just keeps the Saab he drives all day??

If a skoda is good enough for Mr Audi, then it's good enough for DLT lol

Come on mrs DLT, I know the old ones were horrendous, but at least give the new one the benefit of the doubt and have a look at it lol

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By *ouise and jamieCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

skoda fabia vas probably the best car I've owned

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"In fact the sporty one would give more expensive cars a run for their money

The police use the VRS's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skoda isn't the same as in the 80s when all the standard jokes were around. It's a vw in disguise.

Mr Dlt has my support

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

There's nothing wrong with Skodas, they're a VW/Audi with a different body. The VRS's go like shxx off the proverbial shovel, and the DSG box is brilliant.

The only problem you have is with snooty Audi drivers, they don't like their mirrors filled with a Skoda badge!

So gon yersel DLT, and Missus, just think what you could do with the money he saves!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"There's nothing wrong with Skodas, they're a VW/Audi with a different body. The VRS's go like shxx off the proverbial shovel, and the DSG box is brilliant.

The only problem you have is with snooty Audi drivers, they don't like their mirrors filled with a Skoda badge!

So gon yersel DLT, and Missus, just think what you could do with the money he saves!

SHOES!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about DLT just keeps the Saab he drives all day??

If a skoda is good enough for Mr Audi, then it's good enough for DLT lol

Come on mrs DLT, I know the old ones were horrendous, but at least give the new one the benefit of the doubt and have a look at it lol

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piss off i had an old one years ago,never had any bother with it and if you wanted to behave like a hooligan in a car it was quite capable lol.and yes i would have an old one again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boys club here,

The answer is still no.

So are all you men telling me to divorce Mr dlt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tries to figure out which is cheaper

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Boys club here,

The answer is still no.

So are all you men telling me to divorce Mr dlt?"

I'm not a boy!!!! Mind you, I prefer Japanese cars! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you've had to drive round in a Fiat Multipla a Skoda would be a step up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once you've had to drive round in a Fiat Multipla a Skoda would be a step up.

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yayy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skodas are cracking now used to be shite but not any more the yeti is one of the best cars out there wish i had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once you've had to drive round in a Fiat Multipla a Skoda would be a step up.

yayy

.... besides once inside and driving you can't see the badge on the front just feel the performance of the car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once you've had to drive round in a Fiat Multipla a Skoda would be a step up.

yayy

.... besides once inside and driving you can't see the badge on the front just feel the performance of the car.

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thank fuck another woman sees my point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once you've had to drive round in a Fiat Multipla a Skoda would be a step up.

yayy

.... besides once inside and driving you can't see the badge on the front just feel the performance of the car.

thank fuck another woman sees my point

........ hey if the alternative is bussing it or walking? .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once you've had to drive round in a Fiat Multipla a Skoda would be a step up.

yayy

.... besides once inside and driving you can't see the badge on the front just feel the performance of the car.

thank fuck another woman sees my point

........ hey if the alternative is bussing it or walking? .......

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true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wish I had a skoda..... mind you my little Hyundai is better than walking 5 miles to catch an hourly bus!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skoda's are v/w's, audi's, Seat's are spanish Audi's, Saab, now defunkt, are vauxhalls.....so they're effectively all the same lol. Wot about the new Mazda 6, nice big cars and handle a lot better than some of those mentioned.....and even it's a Ford Mondeo in a different body lmao.

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

Split the difference and buy a fiat panda instead martin. Lol. I loved my old skoda and the new ones are even better now there are no renault parts in them.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Skoda's are v/w's, audi's, Seat's are spanish Audi's, Saab, now defunkt, are vauxhalls.....so they're effectively all the same lol. Wot about the new Mazda 6, nice big cars and handle a lot better than some of those mentioned.....and even it's a Ford Mondeo in a different body lmao."

Ahhhhh but martin's Saab is bigger than most and is definitely NOT a vauxhall in disguise

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Skoda superb elegance is fantastic motor .also they are very reliable cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skoda superb elegance is fantastic motor .also they are very reliable cars."

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Skoda superb elegance is fantastic motor .also they are very reliable cars."

Considering the 4x4 estate model. Could do with it being a bit heavier to suit my purpose though.

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"In fact the sporty one would give more expensive cars a run for their money

No Martin just no!"

Looking out for the next thread:

Divorce social in Angus!! Skoda drivers specially welcomed!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"It's a VW engine. Good cars actually lol.yaaaaaayyyy someone on my side

Put your foot down you pic the car for what you want ladies pic for there colour

(duck's down takes cover )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a skoda Octavia VRs and it's a brilliant car.

Love driving it and when we were buying it cost us £££ less than other cars in its class due to no VAT

They look great, good engineering and are well priced!

If all you're falling out about the badge that's like saying you won't fuck a hot, sexy guy because he is wearing bad shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And mine is a beautiful yellow colour better than the normal black , white & red ones you see flying around and what power under that hood

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"And mine is a beautiful yellow colour better than the normal black , white & red ones you see flying around and what power under that hood

You should get a doctor to look at that!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

If all you're falling out about the badge that's like saying you won't fuck a hot, sexy guy because he is wearing bad shoes

Who would????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all you're falling out about the badge that's like saying you won't fuck a hot, sexy guy because he is wearing bad shoes

Who would????

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you fell for me foe,or did you just trip?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

If all you're falling out about the badge that's like saying you won't fuck a hot, sexy guy because he is wearing bad shoes

Who would????

you fell for me foe,or did you just trip?

I tripped trying to run away!!! Those dam heels!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all you're falling out about the badge that's like saying you won't fuck a hot, sexy guy because he is wearing bad shoes

Who would????

you fell for me foe,or did you just trip?

I tripped trying to run away!!! Those dam heels!!!

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was that before or after you boobie attackes me

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I tripped trying to run away!!! Those dam heels!!!

was that before or after you boobie attackes me

After!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And mine is a beautiful yellow colour better than the normal black , white & red ones you see flying around and what power under that hood

You should get a doctor to look at that!!

i already have and he says the same it's amazing whats under that hood and he even passed comment on the power you must get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tripped trying to run away!!! Those dam heels!!!

was that before or after you boobie attackes me

After!!

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mind me to get in the way again pmsl

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"If he buys a skoda,

I don't do sKylie

Yes am a snob with my cars,

If Mr dlt gets a skoda we will divorce under the grounds of mental cruelty"

it may have a vw engine under the bonnet,

It may have vw build quality,

It may be a vw in everything but name,

But it's still got the skoda badge on the bonnet.

It's a bit like shagging Nora batty,

Then claiming it was just like shagging Kylie,

cause all the bits were made by the same person.

Sometimes having all the same bits,just isn't the same.

Divorce the bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he buys a skoda,

I don't do sKylie

Yes am a snob with my cars,

If Mr dlt gets a skoda we will divorce under the grounds of mental cruelty

it may have a vw engine under the bonnet,

It may have vw build quality,

It may be a vw in everything but name,

But it's still got the skoda badge on the bonnet.

It's a bit like shagging Nora batty,

Then claiming it was just like shagging Kylie,

cause all the bits were made by the same person.

Sometimes having all the same bits,just isn't the same.

Divorce the bastard.

"
aye fuck you an all pmsl

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"If he buys a skoda,

I don't do sKylie

Yes am a snob with my cars,

If Mr dlt gets a skoda we will divorce under the grounds of mental cruelty

it may have a vw engine under the bonnet,

It may have vw build quality,

It may be a vw in everything but name,

But it's still got the skoda badge on the bonnet.

It's a bit like shagging Nora batty,

Then claiming it was just like shagging Kylie,

cause all the bits were made by the same person.

Sometimes having all the same bits,just isn't the same.

Divorce the bastard.

aye fuck you an all pmsl

I was only saying.

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"If he buys a skoda,

I don't do sKylie

Yes am a snob with my cars,

If Mr dlt gets a skoda we will divorce under the grounds of mental cruelty

it may have a vw engine under the bonnet,

It may have vw build quality,

It may be a vw in everything but name,

But it's still got the skoda badge on the bonnet.

It's a bit like shagging Nora batty,

Then claiming it was just like shagging Kylie,

cause all the bits were made by the same person.

Sometimes having all the same bits,just isn't the same.

Divorce the bastard.

Very shallow!

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