FabSwingers.com forum: So happy i could burst!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guess what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then ... tell us why ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then ... tell us why ????

Guess....xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then ... tell us why ????

Guess....xx"
you're gonna be a grandma ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then ... tell us why ????

Guess....xx you're gonna be a grandma ????

Awe ffs.....it was meant to take longer than that! Smarty pants! Lol....xx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

You ate all the tunnocks tea cakes??

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

You won the lottery? You just found out that you dont have aids? You've just found your favourite lost dildo down the back of the couch? You've checked your family tree and found out that your not related to Hitler and your a direct descendant of Jesus? What you stepped in whilst wearing your jimmy choos is in fact not dog poo? You just found out that your not adopted? You figured out what e=mc2 actually means? You mixed peanut butter and marmite and came up with a delicious spreadable for your pieces?

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well congrats to you Jinty , hope all goes well and you have a healthy bouning grand wain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then ... tell us why ????

Guess....xx you're gonna be a grandma ????

Awe ffs.....it was meant to take longer than that! Smarty pants! Lol....xx"

Well I knew from our previous chats how chuffed that would make you lol sorry ..

But massive massive congratulations to you and your lovely family . It's the best thing in the world becoming a grandma . So so excited for you. When is the due date then and how long have you had to keep it a secret lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Towards the end of the year...and ME?....keep a secret? And yes....I did celebrate with a tunnocks teacake or three....I'm eating for two now...me and mum to be....xx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

This your first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This your first?"

Yes....and I only have one son....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Fantasic news hunni congratulations xxx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Awwww congrats!!!

xXx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks folks....I'm a wee bit sick in the mornings and craving ice cream but apart from that I'm blooming......

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Congratulations grandma/granny/nana/nan (delete as applicable)

. Xx

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

So was i right or not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You won the lottery? You just found out that you dont have aids? You've just found your favourite lost dildo down the back of the couch? You've checked your family tree and found out that your not related to Hitler and your a direct descendant of Jesus? What you stepped in whilst wearing your jimmy choos is in fact not dog poo? You just found out that your not adopted? You figured out what e=mc2 actually means? You mixed peanut butter and marmite and came up with a delicious spreadable for your pieces?

xxx"

Honestly ninj....I really feel like i have won the lottery....triple rollover!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congratulations grandma/granny/nana/nan (delete as applicable)

. Xx"

Granny McGinty!xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Congratulations grandma/granny/nana/nan (delete as applicable)

. Xx

Granny McGinty!xx

Congrats granny x

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Go on then ... tell us why ????

Guess....xx you're gonna be a grandma ????

Awe ffs.....it was meant to take longer than that! Smarty pants! Lol....xx"

Congratulations.......xxxxx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Granny McGinty!xx

I prefer Granny.....Nana just sounds old!!!

The other ones has that title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you'd burst with this news soon...in fact you've lasted quite long jintz lol.

Congrats again hunni, you'll be a fab granny

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I thought you'd burst with this news soon...in fact you've lasted quite long jintz lol.

Congrats again hunni, you'll be a fab granny

27 mins IS a long time for jints isn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought you'd burst with this news soon...in fact you've lasted quite long jintz lol.

Congrats again hunni, you'll be a fab granny

Lol....Hey....I thought id done quite well ...considering!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

well done nana x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you'd burst with this news soon...in fact you've lasted quite long jintz lol.

Congrats again hunni, you'll be a fab granny

27 mins IS a long time for jints isn't it

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youve no idea how long shes been holding this in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you'd burst with this news soon...in fact you've lasted quite long jintz lol.

Congrats again hunni, you'll be a fab granny

27 mins IS a long time for jints isn't it

youve no idea how long shes been holding this in

Oh, a few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought you'd burst with this news soon...in fact you've lasted quite long jintz lol.

Congrats again hunni, you'll be a fab granny

27 mins IS a long time for jints isn't it

youve no idea how long shes been holding this in

Oh, a few days

Exactly....days!! I think that shows amazing fortitude on my part......

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I thought you'd burst with this news soon...in fact you've lasted quite long jintz lol.

Congrats again hunni, you'll be a fab granny

27 mins IS a long time for jints isn't it

youve no idea how long shes been holding this in

Oh, a few days

Exactly....days!! I think that shows amazing fortitude on my part......

For a change

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Congratulations! Mind our deal! If the kid shows up at my door in 18 years wearing a ninja suit then me and you will fall out lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought you'd burst with this news soon...in fact you've lasted quite long jintz lol.

Congrats again hunni, you'll be a fab granny

27 mins IS a long time for jints isn't it

youve no idea how long shes been holding this in

Oh, a few days

Exactly....days!! I think that shows amazing fortitude on my part......

For a change

What can I say Andy....I'm maturing....

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

congratulations I keep dropping hints to my daughter for baby number two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you'd burst with this news soon...in fact you've lasted quite long jintz lol.

Congrats again hunni, you'll be a fab granny

27 mins IS a long time for jints isn't it

youve no idea how long shes been holding this in

Oh, a few days

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i cant say anymore or i'll get murdered lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats jinty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congrats jinty

Thanks darling....I'm trying to persuade the kids that Bino is a great name for a baby! Even better if its a boy!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats gilfy jints

xxxx

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Congratulations. Bet you can't wait!!!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Congratulations, Granny McGinty!

But I have to say, you don't look old enough to be a granny. Damn........these specs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

congratulations, its the best club in the world!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congratulations, Granny McGinty!

But I have to say, you don't look old enough to be a granny. Damn........these specs!!

Excuse me...you've seen me in the morning....you know I'm plenty old enough! Lol xx

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By *ouise and jamieCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

congratulations

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

I couldnt agree more avi Jinty congratulations mine aint wains any more theyre 23 20 and 19 but to me theyre still the grand wains its a great feeling well granny start knitting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldnt agree more avi Jinty congratulations mine aint wains any more theyre 23 20 and 19 but to me theyre still the grand wains its a great feeling well granny start knitting

Hahahaha....poor wee soul Heather if it has to wear anything I've knitted...I can bake chocolate button cakes though.....

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Congratulations, Granny McGinty!

But I have to say, you don't look old enough to be a granny. Damn........these specs!!

Excuse me...you've seen me in the morning....you know I'm plenty old enough! Lol xx"

Now you come to mention it.....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats missus!

Be a G for... G for gran! That's what I am.

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By *rjandmrskCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

Congrats its awesome being a grandma. Mrs k xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Congrats Grannypants xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"congratulations I keep dropping hints to my daughter for baby number two "

If you build the cot, a baby will come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks folks....I'm a wee bit sick in the mornings and craving ice cream but apart from that I'm blooming......

So no actual physical or mental changes then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks folks....I'm a wee bit sick in the mornings and craving ice cream but apart from that I'm blooming......

So no actual physical or mental changes then

Wee bit incontinent and tending to use the wrong words i.e libyans instead of lesbians, so im really getting into the role.... granny gaga...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thing about being a granny so my mum says.. you can give them back to the parents after you spoiled grandkids and let parents deal with the aftermath ....congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks folks....I'm a wee bit sick in the mornings and craving ice cream but apart from that I'm blooming......

So no actual physical or mental changes then

Wee bit incontinent and tending to use the wrong words i.e libyans instead of lesbians, so im really getting into the role.... granny gaga...

Senility, fun for all the family

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Thanks folks....I'm a wee bit sick in the mornings and craving ice cream but apart from that I'm blooming......

So no actual physical or mental changes then

Wee bit incontinent and tending to use the wrong words i.e libyans instead of lesbians, so im really getting into the role.... granny gaga...

I heard you'd had these problems for a while!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks folks....I'm a wee bit sick in the mornings and craving ice cream but apart from that I'm blooming......

So no actual physical or mental changes then

Wee bit incontinent and tending to use the wrong words i.e libyans instead of lesbians, so im really getting into the role.... granny gaga...

I heard you'd had these problems for a while!

Aye....and who drove me loopy???? Hmmmm?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Great news . You'll be run around ragged but sure it'll be worth it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations Jinty. Hope it all goes well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congratulations Jinty. Hope it all goes well!"

Awe thank you!!! You discovered my wee secret!!! lol

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Congratulation Granny Ginty for the bairn and being able to keep stum so long lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excited for you jintz congratulations and nice to see someone beeming with hapiness it cud be infectious x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations Hun xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks all...im doing fine...just slight heartburn...and a wee bit of nappy rash....

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Thanks all...im doing fine...just slight heartburn...and a wee bit of nappy rash....

Maybe try Pampers, if you have a 'wee problem'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks all...im doing fine...just slight heartburn...and a wee bit of nappy rash....

Maybe try Pampers, if you have a 'wee problem'?

Do they do xxxxxxxl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks all...im doing fine...Course you are you're only becoming a Granny woman

Just slight heartburn... That'll be the excess cake then

and a wee bit of nappy rash....

Woooooaaaaahh, too much information "

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