FabSwingers.com forum: Am I Gay ..... ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Somedays I like nothing more than growing my beard, slipping into my leather trousers and waistcoat, grabbing my leather hat and heading down to the local bar to hang out with my Bear friends ....

I love to suck on my pork scratchings and pull the guy with the biggest moustache, stick some Tammy Wynette on the Juke box and dance so close I can eat the stale cum from his mousser ......

We share Martini's all night and I take him back to my caravanette and we smell each others sweaty pits, lick each others hairy testicles and smell each others farts. All night we make love to the sound of the Village People and wank each other off to Elton John videos .....

The trouble is I feel so guilty about it the next day and throw out all my leathers in disgust and swear I shall never watch Sex in the City again .....

My mummy says I should stop wearing pyjamas in bed and that Grown men like me don't cry to the X Factor or have Posters of Tinky Winky above their beds ....

I like women ... they have nice shoes ... maybe I am straight curious?

or do you think I am gay .... ?

Kirsty

xxx xxx

PS: I love wearing Yellow Y-Fronts

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By *ips2lipsCouple
over a year ago

dundee

what u on about i cry at the x factor and i am a grown man lol

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By *ips2lipsCouple
over a year ago

dundee

o ps were u y fronts yellow when u bought them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all enjoy our guilty pleasures Kirsty, though would agree, the yellow knix are a bit of a worry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"o ps were u y fronts yellow when u bought them "

Of course they were ....

... I like to plan ahead.

Kirsty

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Of course you're not gay - you just help out when they're busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh!!!!!!!!!! please ditch the yellow "Y" your far sexier with your pretty sexy clothes on.....mmmmmmm xx

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By *ountrypairCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

i think ur funny not bothered if your gay or not lol x

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By *eanne n AliCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Cant think of anything to say for laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl

sounds like my average weekend lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not gay just happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are not gay....but your boyfriend is

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