FabSwingers.com forum: I cant meet you because....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

top 5 reasons for cancelling a meet

5- my giro is late

4- ive no petrol for my mercedes cls

3- the bus doesn't pass your town

2- my english o grade essay is due in tomorrow....I need to finish it

1- ive been called into work even though i dont have a job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't meet you because....

1. I'm scared of you.

2. You are mental.

3. My tag won't let me go to that area.

4. My sat nav is broken.

5. Im agrophobic.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"top 5 reasons for cancelling a meet

5- my giro is late

4- ive no petrol for my mercedes cls

3- the bus doesn't pass your town

2- my english o grade essay is due in tomorrow....I need to finish it

1- ive been called into work even though i dont have a job

(in no particular order)

5 - I don't know where that is (referring to the area you live)

4 - I'm stuck in traffic

3 - I'm MILES away (although mobile distance shows they're within a few miles)

2 - person "log's off" when you message/ about to meet up with them, in that you'd like to meet, obviously changed there mind.

1 - (similar to above) person delete's there account, you know the type, they lead you down this merry path, getting your hopes up, telling you what they want to do with you etc, then all of a sudden they just disappear.

Seen this happen a few times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"top 5 reasons for cancelling a meet

5- my giro is late

4- ive no petrol for my mercedes cls

3- the bus doesn't pass your town

2- my english o grade essay is due in tomorrow....I need to finish it

1- ive been called into work even though i dont have a job

(in no particular order)

5 - I don't know where that is (referring to the area you live)

4 - I'm stuck in traffic

3 - I'm MILES away (although mobile distance shows they're within a few miles)

2 - person "log's off" when you message/ about to meet up with them, in that you'd like to meet, obviously changed there mind.

Seen this happen a few times."

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Just the one........

I don't want to

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

No one in their right mind would cancel on me

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"No one in their right mind would cancel on me

LMAO

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"No one in their right mind would cancel on me

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 I have to go back to the clinic I still have a discharge !!!!

2 I have just had a sex change !!!

3 Just sobered up and you are fuggly !!!

4 I have had a far better offer !!!

5 I am no longer into guys !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an illegal alien and the government are transporting me back to Mars today . Nano nano . Mork !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't mee you today I am picking up my results from the clap clinic today they told me its not good news !

. If you want t live dangerously bring some anti biotics with you !

To be clear thats not us honest

, its a joke . To be clear . Some don't get jokes on here ! t.Q xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't meet you because I've just seen your face pic...........is that you mum!?

lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

" I can't meet you because I've just seen your face pic...........is that you mum!?

lol"

Yes son. You coming over for dinner tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I can't meet you because I've just seen your face pic...........is that you mum!?

lol

Yes son. You coming over for dinner tomorrow?

Only if you hide the sex toys away this time ma ffs lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Mine is usually always....

Really cant be arsed

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