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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

By David Bowie

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I was walking down the High Street

When I heard footsteps behind me

And there was a little old man (Hello)

In scarlet and grey, shuffling away (laughter)

Well he trotted back to my house

And he sat beside the telly (Oaah..)

With his tiny hands on his tummy

Chuckling away, laughing all day (laughter)

Oh, I ought to report you to the Gnome office

(Gnome Office)

Yes

(Hahahahaha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee

"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee

"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"

Said the laughing Gnome

Well I gave him roasted toadstools and a glass of dandelion wine (Burp, pardon)

Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne

Carried his bag and gave him a fag

(Haven't you got a light boy?)

"Here, where do you come from?"

(Gnome-man's land, hahihihi)

"Oh, really?"

In the morning when I woke up

He was sitting on the edge of my bed

With his brother whose name was Fred

He'd bought him along to sing me a song

Right, let's hear it

Here, what's that clicking noise?

(That's Fred, he's a "metrognome", haha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee

"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee

"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"

(Own up, I'm a gnome, ain't I right, haha)

"Haven't you got a gnome to go to?"

(No, we're gnomads)

"Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school? you look like a rolling gnome."

(No, not at the London School of Ecognomics)

Now they're staying up the chimney

And we're living on caviar and honey (hooray!)

Cause they're earning me lots of money

Writing comedy prose for radio shows

It's the-er (what?)

It's the Gnome service of course

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee

"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"

Ha ha ha, oh, dear me

(Ha ha ha, hee hee hee

"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee

"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me")

(One more time, yeah)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl stu your stories always make me laugh first thing in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"pmsl stu your stories always make me laugh first thing in the morning "

not a story hoops.......a david bowie song!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

An excellent read to start the day. Cheers as always Stu xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol stu brillaint ..great find....

noo whits the words tae that benny hill song."the fastest tea drinker in the west" ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pmsl stu your stories always make me laugh first thing in the morning

not a story hoops.......a david bowie song!!!!"

I can remember that song and could almost hear it in my head as I read!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol stu brillaint ..great find....

noo whits the words tae that benny hill song."the fastest tea drinker in the west" ??"

You could hear the foot steps pound as they raced across the ground,

And the clatter of heels as his legs spun 'round and 'round.

And he galloped into the High Street, his badge upon his chest,

His name was Stuueeey, and he was the fastest tea drinker in the west.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant pmsl

mrs h xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol stu brillaint ..great find....

noo whits the words tae that benny hill song."the fastest tea drinker in the west" ??

You could hear the foot steps pound as they raced across the ground,

And the clatter of heels as his legs spun 'round and 'round.

And he galloped into the High Street, his badge upon his chest,

His name was Stuueeey, and he was the fastest tea drinker in the west.

"

lol lol fookin brilliant!!!

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

this year's christmas no 1 re-released

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

holy thread resurrection casman !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops foxman!

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