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Best and Worst chat up lines?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This should give us all a wee chuckle if people participate.

Tell us......

1-The BEST chat up line you've heard or used

And

2-The WORST chat up line you've heard or used......

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Hullaw rere hen, how's it gawn well? Fancy a wee.......(wink wink)......roona back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best-you have the most beautiful eyes in here.

Worst-I prayed for an angel with big tits and here you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best...Erm....

Worst...wanna meet me and whip and kick me hard in my balls?

Erm.....pass

Auds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst...wanna meet me and whip and kick me hard in my balls?

Erm.....pass

Auds "

Ooh, he messaged me too. Lol

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Best : ooh, you're lovely, can I buy you a drink?

Worst: my mate and I have a very on the size of your cock. Fancy getting it out for me? .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst...wanna meet me and whip and kick me hard in my balls?

Erm.....pass

Auds

Ooh, he messaged me too. Lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best lol.

Me - Hi, do you know what this jumper is made of?

Girl - No.

Guy - Its boyfriend material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

Hope you dont use that in there lol

Unless you are actually looking for a girlfriend lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol

Hope you dont use that in there lol

Unless you are actually looking for a girlfriend lol "

Ha no not in here! It's just a little joke to break the ice and get a smile which is always a good way to start things off.

I don't think you can really chat someone up via a message in here anyway? Without the body language and eye contact it would be tough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not Even with a ...

And a...

Or Even a....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not Even with a ...

And a...

Or Even a.... "

Okay I will try and report back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst one was from a guy on here who said that one of my pics looked like i really needed to pee... charm is dead

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Can't really think of a best one.

Worst without boring you with the longgggg speel he gave me but basically he wanted alleyway or blindfold sex where he would use all my holes then piss on my Ass when he was done.. Oh and to finally entice me into saying yes he said he has the biggest cock il ever find on here...As politely as I could he was told to f**k off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hullaw rere hen, how's it gawn well? Fancy a wee.......(wink wink)......roona back?

"

That'll NEVER work Bothy! What airhead would fall for that line?

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Hullaw rere hen, how's it gawn well? Fancy a wee.......(wink wink)......roona back?

That'll NEVER work Bothy! What airhead would fall for that line? "

Believe it or not, works every time, but then this place is full of airheads!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy i knew in the army was chatting a girl up and she asked him what he did in the army,he said he was involved in testing new kit and that he was testing a watch which could tell him about folk,she asked what it was telling him about her to which he said your not wearing any knickers.

she said she was so he said the watch was 15 minutes fast.

must have worked cause they have been married for about 11 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hullaw rere hen, how's it gawn well? Fancy a wee.......(wink wink)......roona back?

That'll NEVER work Bothy! What airhead would fall for that line?

Believe it or not, works every time, but then this place is full of airheads!! "

Youre askin' furrit!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best - have you got a spanner in your pocket, cause you just made my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hullaw rere hen, how's it gawn well? Fancy a wee.......(wink wink)......roona back?

That'll NEVER work Bothy! What airhead would fall for that line?

Believe it or not, works every time, but then this place is full of airheads!!

Youre askin' furrit!!!! "

Aye he is quick get roona back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hullaw rere hen, how's it gawn well? Fancy a wee.......(wink wink)......roona back?

That'll NEVER work Bothy! What airhead would fall for that line?

Believe it or not, works every time, but then this place is full of airheads!!

Youre askin' furrit!!!!

Aye he is quick get roona back "

Id prefer it roona front..if you dont mind.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beat chat up line

" going to have to report your profile to admin and just giving you fore warning... as there's no way you're the age you say you are and are clearly much younger and telling fibs"

Worst ... oh there's tons to choose from from this one made me laugh though. " hi I'm in a hotel in Glasgow (named hotel) for the night im lonely and fancy some company shall I leave the key at the reception for you ?? attached with room number and phone number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best: "Wow. Just wow". Followed by a great big smile.

Worst: "I could lick your pussy all night long" by a fat ugly bloke in Carlisle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hullaw rere hen, how's it gawn well? Fancy a wee.......(wink wink)......roona back?

That'll NEVER work Bothy! What airhead would fall for that line?

Believe it or not, works every time, but then this place is full of airheads!!

Youre askin' furrit!!!!

Aye he is quick get roona back

Id prefer it roona front..if you dont mind..... "

Why don't you 2 get a room or something, oh wait you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hullaw rere hen, how's it gawn well? Fancy a wee.......(wink wink)......roona back?

That'll NEVER work Bothy! What airhead would fall for that line?

Believe it or not, works every time, but then this place is full of airheads!!

Youre askin' furrit!!!!

Aye he is quick get roona back

Id prefer it roona front..if you dont mind.....

Why don't you 2 get a room or something, oh wait you are "

Me and Bino???? RESULT!!!! Brace yourself turquoise trolleys...im comin to getcha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst one was from a guy on here who said that one of my pics looked like i really needed to pee... charm is dead "

Cheeky bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst line

And best

Nice eyes shame you eat alot of "cakes "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol

That's harsh

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By *etItSwing1991Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Best lol....that a mirror in your pants because i can see me in them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you like for breakfast

Worst

Thers a party in my boxers and youre invited lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best..are you wi.fi because we have a great connection

Worst and this I heard in Aberdeen.....hi Im a crab fisherman and was wondering if I could inspect your pot....fek knows what the lady made o that one

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Worst; overhead a guy telling a not overly attractive girl "you're such a honey, but the bees just don't know it! "

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By *arryandlilCouple
over a year ago

scunthorpe

I am no Fred flintstone but I ll sure make your bed rock lol

Larry

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By *omma49Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW

the worst chat up line, would have too be- your dress would look good on hotel bedroom floor- lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst and possible the best was

You don't look like a bloke do you

Waaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

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