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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats yellow and sits on the bottom of the indian ocean?

sand you heartless bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do you get if you cross a bullet with the taliban?

six funerals and a smug soldier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eh"
missing aircraft dita

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The uk government have said that scotland will become a third world country if we vote for independance.

im not sure things will improve that much,but you never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy goes for experimental surgery to cure his premature ejaculation.

He is in theatre for hours, and his poor wife is waiting anxiously outside.

Eventually, the surgeon comes out. The wife asks "Well doctor, how did it go?"

The surgeon replies, "I'm afraid it's still touch and go"...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

women eh ?

Boob Jobs ,Nose jobs,Teeth whitning ,

Tummy Tucks,Liposuction,Colonic Irrigation,Botox,Pierced ears,Pierced Nipples, pierced bellies,Pierced Clits,

Eyebrowes plucked,Bikini Wax,

Lips Tattooed, Diets,Exersize,

AND THEN THEY WONT TAKE IT UP THE ASS CAUSE THEY SAY IT HURTS !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a Dwarf in a cement mixer?

A wee hard man!

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By *ime For ItMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"women eh ?

Boob Jobs ,Nose jobs,Teeth whitning ,

Tummy Tucks,Liposuction,Colonic Irrigation,Botox,Pierced ears,Pierced Nipples, pierced bellies,Pierced Clits,

Eyebrowes plucked,Bikini Wax,

Lips Tattooed, Diets,Exersize,

AND THEN THEY WONT TAKE IT UP THE ASS CAUSE THEY SAY IT HURTS !!!!"

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By *ime For ItMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"women eh ?

Boob Jobs ,Nose jobs,Teeth whitning ,

Tummy Tucks,Liposuction,Colonic Irrigation,Botox,Pierced ears,Pierced Nipples, pierced bellies,Pierced Clits,

Eyebrowes plucked,Bikini Wax,

Lips Tattooed, Diets,Exersize,

AND THEN THEY WONT TAKE IT UP THE ASS CAUSE THEY SAY IT HURTS !!!!"

Too Funny !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on my face.....boom tsh lol

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