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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

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i think you will find that his anal cherry has been popped a long time ago by "oorwullie" now he's trying to pop mines....however id love to extend you the opportunity to do so

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Leave him alone ya bully

Besides, he's got his armadillo shell pants on now

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Wrapped in tinfoil so you cant detect him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even with your less scary new picture on show it wont entice him out of the sanctuary he found

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Will you be gentle??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Will you be gentle??"

You were supposed to be hiding!!!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Will you be gentle??

You were supposed to be hiding!!!

I got hungry & snuck out for some noms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Will you be gentle??"

Can't promise you that

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Will you be gentle??

Can't promise you that

Might return to my sanctuary then. My arse isn't ready for hardcore exploitation!

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Will you be gentle??

Can't promise you that

Might return to my sanctuary then. My arse isn't ready for hardcore exploitation!"
she wants to "frack" your arse boyo!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Will you be gentle??

Can't promise you that

Might return to my sanctuary then. My arse isn't ready for hardcore exploitation!she wants to "frack" your arse boyo!"

Is that not some kind of large sale engineering technique?!

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Will you be gentle??

Can't promise you that

Might return to my sanctuary then. My arse isn't ready for hardcore exploitation!she wants to "frack" your arse boyo!

Is that not some kind of large sale engineering technique?!

Yeah it is

There is even a chance of you exploding so much that you are completely split in two from bow to stern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

i think you will find that his anal cherry has been popped a long time ago by "oorwullie" now he's trying to pop mines....however id love to extend you the opportunity to do so

'Scuse me! I don't pop anybody's cherry! It's that big pink Ninja weapon that excites me, not your rusty sheriffs badge!

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

i think you will find that his anal cherry has been popped a long time ago by "oorwullie" now he's trying to pop mines....however id love to extend you the opportunity to do so

'Scuse me! I don't pop anybody's cherry! It's that big pink Ninja weapon that excites me, not your rusty sheriffs badge!"
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

careful now there is only room for one sheriff in fab town and dita will "frack" your gravel pit after she "frack's" guitar's melody box lol

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By *arlstormMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

careful now there is only room for one sheriff in fab town and dita will "frack" your gravel pit after she "frack's" guitar's melody box lol"

Now what sort of music comes from THAT melody box!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

i think you will find that his anal cherry has been popped a long time ago by "oorwullie" now he's trying to pop mines....however id love to extend you the opportunity to do so

'Scuse me! I don't pop anybody's cherry! It's that big pink Ninja weapon that excites me, not your rusty sheriffs badge!hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

careful now there is only room for one sheriff in fab town and dita will "frack" your gravel pit after she "frack's" guitar's melody box lol"

I look forward to it! TBH, I'm more worried about her farting than the fisting or fracking.

Though it might just clear my sinuses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Yes please

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Yes please

I believe the offer/threat was for me my good fellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Yes please

I believe the offer/threat was for me my good fellow"

Does this mean you are going to submit, then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Yes please

I believe the offer/threat was for me my good fellow

Does this mean you are going to submit, then?

of course he does he has no choice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Yes please

I believe the offer/threat was for me my good fellow

Does this mean you are going to submit, then?

Well if she is offering I want refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Yes please

I believe the offer/threat was for me my good fellow

Does this mean you are going to submit, then?

of course he does he has no choice lol

Lol and like the new pic

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Yes please

I believe the offer/threat was for me my good fellow

Does this mean you are going to submit, then?

of course he does he has no choice lol

I really don't. I'm a rabbit in the headlights, I'm a helpless captive, held in the glory of Dita's unearthly beauty....also I'll do anything for a shag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Yes please

I believe the offer/threat was for me my good fellow

Does this mean you are going to submit, then?

of course he does he has no choice lol

I really don't. I'm a rabbit in the headlights, I'm a helpless captive, held in the glory of Dita's unearthly beauty....also I'll do anything for a shag."

Is this you admitting defeat!! Mwahahha

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Yes please

I believe the offer/threat was for me my good fellow

Does this mean you are going to submit, then?

of course he does he has no choice lol

I really don't. I'm a rabbit in the headlights, I'm a helpless captive, held in the glory of Dita's unearthly beauty....also I'll do anything for a shag.

Is this you admitting defeat!! Mwahahha

I'm sure we can come to some arrangement involving you getting what you want & me avoiding a fisting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Yes please

I believe the offer/threat was for me my good fellow

Does this mean you are going to submit, then?

of course he does he has no choice lol

I really don't. I'm a rabbit in the headlights, I'm a helpless captive, held in the glory of Dita's unearthly beauty....also I'll do anything for a shag.

Is this you admitting defeat!! Mwahahha

I'm sure we can come to some arrangement involving you getting what you want & me avoiding a fisting"

Then............

Sorry the Chase is still on I'm superman punching that was

Mwahhahahha.....

Hahahhaa

*cough cough*

Ahhhhh ahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ass* bloody phone

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Yes please

I believe the offer/threat was for me my good fellow

Does this mean you are going to submit, then?

of course he does he has no choice lol

I really don't. I'm a rabbit in the headlights, I'm a helpless captive, held in the glory of Dita's unearthly beauty....also I'll do anything for a shag.

Is this you admitting defeat!! Mwahahha

I'm sure we can come to some arrangement involving you getting what you want & me avoiding a fisting

Then............

Sorry the Chase is still on I'm superman punching that was

Mwahhahahha.....

Hahahhaa

*cough cough*

Ahhhhh ahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its your own fault for leaving sanctuary

losing sympathy here

Go get him Dita, be brutal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its your own fault for leaving sanctuary

losing sympathy here

Go get him Dita, be brutal

Can I watch??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't hide from me I will pop your anal cherry

Yes please

I believe the offer/threat was for me my good fellow

Does this mean you are going to submit, then?

of course he does he has no choice lol

I really don't. I'm a rabbit in the headlights, I'm a helpless captive, held in the glory of Dita's unearthly beauty....also I'll do anything for a shag.

Is this you admitting defeat!! Mwahahha

I'm sure we can come to some arrangement involving you getting what you want & me avoiding a fisting"

There's no way to avoid the inevitable fisting. I'd recommend plenty of booze and a wee bit of prep beforehand...

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Its your own fault for leaving sanctuary

losing sympathy here

Go get him Dita, be brutal

Can I watch?? "

Not YOU as well! Its not a spectator sport, save me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its your own fault for leaving sanctuary

losing sympathy here

Go get him Dita, be brutal

Can I watch??

Not YOU as well! Its not a spectator sport, save me!!"

I'm sure Dita can find somebody to film it so we can all share in her pleasure

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

"Its your own fault for leaving sanctuary

losing sympathy here

Go get him Dita, be brutal

Can I watch??

Not YOU as well! Its not a spectator sport, save me!!"

We had you safely locked up in Ratshits dungeon and you went and escaped (bloody auto correct meant to say discharged yourself) from her protective custody... so you get no sympathy and further more I think it is now our duty to assist Fi in her quest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol

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