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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

You have 3 last words to say to your ex....what are they?

mine's are:

"your mom's better!" what's your's? answer's below.... special prize for the most fecked up and original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say 'my toys better'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ninj was better...

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ninj was better... "
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

was better at what exactly might i ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I faked it too !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ninj was better... hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

was better at what exactly might i ask?"

You know I promised not to tell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go fuck yourself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""go fuck yourself"

"

Haha, "No. Fucks. Given"

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ninj was better... hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

was better at what exactly might i ask?

You know I promised not to tell... "
who did you promise to? jebus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rich again

Geek

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"I may not know much about women, but I'm not the one that's married (and divorced) 4 husbands. Maybe its you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ninj was better... hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

was better at what exactly might i ask?

You know I promised not to tell... who did you promise to? jebus?"

It was a personal promise pinkie swear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got aids

Oops here comes the PC brigade

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By *piderxMan
over a year ago

west lothian


"I've got aids

Oops here comes the PC brigade "

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I've got aids

Oops here comes the PC brigade "
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that's a good one....what if you actually had aid's and you caught it from her? lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .Thats a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got aids

"

"So have I!"

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .DIE YOU CUNT!!!!!!!. . .

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By *hehalfnekedchefMan
over a year ago

dundee

bolt ya dobber

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .one last fuck?? x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not unique, but I did actually txt the words 'sex was poor' to my last bf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not unique, but I did actually txt the words 'sex was poor' to my last bf "

I say that to every guy I fall out with hahaha I'm evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not unique, but I did actually txt the words 'sex was poor' to my last bf

I say that to every guy I fall out with hahaha I'm evil "

Pmsl!! I'm quite kind, men's sense of humour or the ability to take a criticism stops at their waist lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Still love you"
lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Not unique, but I did actually txt the words 'sex was poor' to my last bf

I say that to every guy I fall out with hahaha I'm evil "
where's my chillies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not unique, but I did actually txt the words 'sex was poor' to my last bf

I say that to every guy I fall out with hahaha I'm evil where's my chillies?"

They take time to freeze!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

exterminate exterminate exterminate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So ninja, where my prize.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. . .aren't you supposed to be in front of ray ??. x x X

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"So ninja, where my prize.

"
your prize is a lifetime's supply of condoms and a book about how not to catch aids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dog's mine!".

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

They aren't yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye pencil dick

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"You have 3 last words to say to your ex....what are they?

mine's are:

"your mom's better!" what's your's? answer's below.... special prize for the most fecked up and original"
My ringtone for the ex is...99 problems but a bitch aint one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingered your sister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best move ever !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After jumping back on motorbike and riding off into the sunset.... Unintentionally dramatic moment there. Got a phone call saying "Your really not coming back then"

Answer

" er why do you think I left your front door key"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer maw swallowed

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"After jumping back on motorbike and riding off into the sunset.... Unintentionally dramatic moment there. Got a phone call saying "Your really not coming back then"

Answer

" er why do you think I left your front door key""
3 words? hmmm

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"You have 3 last words to say to your ex....what are they?

mine's are:

"your mom's better!" what's your's? answer's below.... special prize for the most fecked up and originalMy ringtone for the ex is...99 problems but a bitch aint one "
lol class...if your having girl problem's i feel bad for you son because i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one!...i like jay-z's "on to the next one"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how are you?"

Oh. This thread is only for people who hate their ex. Dammit.

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


""how are you?"

Oh. This thread is only for people who hate their ex. Dammit. "
lol im sure we can allow for a sub catergory for those that still miss their beloved ex's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say "size does matter" then walk away chuckling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""how are you?"

Oh. This thread is only for people who hate their ex. Dammit. lol im sure we can allow for a sub catergory for those that still miss their beloved ex's"

I miss my ex. My aim is rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""how are you?"

Oh. This thread is only for people who hate their ex. Dammit. lol im sure we can allow for a sub catergory for those that still miss their beloved ex's"

I see him at least 4 times a week, I don't get a chance to miss him

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


""how are you?"

Oh. This thread is only for people who hate their ex. Dammit. lol im sure we can allow for a sub catergory for those that still miss their beloved ex's

I miss my ex. My aim is rubbish. "
what did you shoot her with? a sackful of fizzy jizz? lol i got all of my ex's right in the bullseye!

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Id say "size does matter" then walk away chuckling "
hey no fair.....fat guys need love too ya know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""how are you?"

Oh. This thread is only for people who hate their ex. Dammit. lol im sure we can allow for a sub catergory for those that still miss their beloved ex's

I miss my ex. My aim is rubbish. what did you shoot her with? a sackful of fizzy jizz? lol i got all of my ex's right in the bullseye!"

I wouldn't fizzy jizz on my ex with yours, ninj. I am quite a fair shot, but I don't have a high powered rifle.

What about my bullseye?

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


""how are you?"

Oh. This thread is only for people who hate their ex. Dammit. lol im sure we can allow for a sub catergory for those that still miss their beloved ex's

I miss my ex. My aim is rubbish. what did you shoot her with? a sackful of fizzy jizz? lol i got all of my ex's right in the bullseye!

I wouldn't fizzy jizz on my ex with yours, ninj. I am quite a fair shot, but I don't have a high powered rifle.

What about my bullseye?"
well what if i told you that the fella who shot jfk was me and it was a wad of fizzy jizz rather than a bullet that exploded his grey matter....i was actually aiming for a facial for his wife but i guess i got a lil too excited and altered the trajectory of my "high powered" jizz rifle a millimetre lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say "shoot me"!

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'd say "shoot me"! "
sorry....im sexist...i reserve my fizzy jizz love bullets exclusively for the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your girlfriend's fun!"

True story: we left him in the pub and went out dancing.

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Does this cloth smell funny to you?

Some of you sicko's will get this right away!

Tom x

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Does this cloth smell funny to you?

Some of you sicko's will get this right away!

Tom x"
i must not be a sicko coz i didnt get it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So ninja, where my prize.

your prize is a lifetime's supply of condoms and a book about how not to catch aids"

Condoms are handy ninja, although the book. Can I swap that for a bottle of bru

If I was finding it hard enough getting a meet on here, my posts aren't exactly helping lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say "shoot me"! sorry....im sexist...i reserve my fizzy jizz love bullets exclusively for the ladies "

You heartless lothario!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this cloth smell funny to you?

Some of you sicko's will get this right away!

Tom x"

Family Guy, when Peter chloroforms Consuela the maid!

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley


"Does this cloth smell funny to you?

Some of you sicko's will get this right away!

Tom x

Family Guy, when Peter chloroforms Consuela the maid!"

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"So ninja, where my prize.

your prize is a lifetime's supply of condoms and a book about how not to catch aids

Condoms are handy ninja, although the book. Can I swap that for a bottle of bru

If I was finding it hard enough getting a meet on here, my posts aren't exactly helping lol"
haha your preaching to the choir lol ya never know man there are some "bug chasers"* on here im sure

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So ninja, where my prize.

your prize is a lifetime's supply of condoms and a book about how not to catch aids

Condoms are handy ninja, although the book. Can I swap that for a bottle of bru

If I was finding it hard enough getting a meet on here, my posts aren't exactly helping lolhaha your preaching to the choir lol ya never know man there are some "bug chasers"* on here im sure

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing"

Lol think I should clarify to all fabbers that I don't have aids, I repeat I don't have aids.

It's HIV, so not that bad ??

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By *umtofuckMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Lets stay friends.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

ooOOOOh look at you x x X

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"So ninja, where my prize.

your prize is a lifetime's supply of condoms and a book about how not to catch aids

Condoms are handy ninja, although the book. Can I swap that for a bottle of bru

If I was finding it hard enough getting a meet on here, my posts aren't exactly helping lolhaha your preaching to the choir lol ya never know man there are some "bug chasers"* on here im sure

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing

Lol think I should clarify to all fabbers that I don't have aids, I repeat I don't have aids.

It's HIV, so not that bad ??"
hahahahaha saying that i once had a lady contact me with the keen intent to meet but she wanted to know if i was ok with the fact that she had indeed had aids hmmmmmm so it does happen

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By *omma49Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW

It's me, it's not you- i need some space-lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So ninja, where my prize.

your prize is a lifetime's supply of condoms and a book about how not to catch aids

Condoms are handy ninja, although the book. Can I swap that for a bottle of bru

If I was finding it hard enough getting a meet on here, my posts aren't exactly helping lolhaha your preaching to the choir lol ya never know man there are some "bug chasers"* on here im sure

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing

Lol think I should clarify to all fabbers that I don't have aids, I repeat I don't have aids.

It's HIV, so not that bad ??hahahahaha saying that i once had a lady contact me with the keen intent to meet but she wanted to know if i was ok with the fact that she had indeed had aids hmmmmmm so it does happen"

All joking aside, that's fucked up.

Some proper screw balls out there

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"So ninja, where my prize.

your prize is a lifetime's supply of condoms and a book about how not to catch aids

Condoms are handy ninja, although the book. Can I swap that for a bottle of bru

If I was finding it hard enough getting a meet on here, my posts aren't exactly helping lolhaha your preaching to the choir lol ya never know man there are some "bug chasers"* on here im sure

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing

Lol think I should clarify to all fabbers that I don't have aids, I repeat I don't have aids.

It's HIV, so not that bad ??hahahahaha saying that i once had a lady contact me with the keen intent to meet but she wanted to know if i was ok with the fact that she had indeed had aids hmmmmmm so it does happen

All joking aside, that's fucked up.

Some proper screw balls out there "
. . .im fine she said she had it for two years but treatment worked and she's clear now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have 3 last words to say to your ex....what are they?

mine's are:

"your mom's better!" what's your's? answer's below.... special prize for the most fecked up and original"
your fanny stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back off bitch

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

This won't hurt!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .its not you x W X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Fanny's Stinking !

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

R.I.P

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .., .c'est la vie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your Fanny's Stinking !"

Bahhahhaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your Fanny's Stinking !

Bahhahhaha"

That's not het fanny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Return to FAB

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

My ex kept phoning me and hassling me. Even after I got together with Fly. He phoned one night just after we had finished making love and Fly picked up the phone. My ex asked what he (fly) gave ne that my ex didn't. "Well" replies Fly "An Orgasm"

Shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl!!!! We'll done Mr fly love it!!

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Probably:

I HATE abba

Bloody control freak.

Bar - stew - ard.

Fu*king Great disappointment.

I DESPISE you

I HATE you

You're an Alchohic

You're a Hitler

You're a Stalin

You're a Mussolini.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i met an ex in the street and he said "i think about you all the time" , i replied "really? i never think of you at all" grrr

utter twat!

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

.....its been a bit like constipation.....painful but ohh what relief when its gone......!!!!

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By *olmeyMan
over a year ago

Koh Lanta

And your sister is better in bed than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean your pregnant and isn't mine?

Yes....it happened.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .WELL I DOOONT REALLY KNOOOW !!

.

(in a mavis from coronation st voice)

(twice)

.

(or in a les dennis pretending to be mavis from coronation st voice) x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next Friday lunchtime?

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