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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard "

Welcome to the club of ugly nice people

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Oi you two stop putting yourself down there are plenty on here who will do that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just getting the revenge in first LMAO

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Aw come and sit in the mingers corner with me.... I've got cake

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Aw come and sit in the mingers corner with me.... I've got cake "

Not for me ta got a dodgy stomach today

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

lol dont beat yourself up about it buddy...i get it all the time....your better off not wasting your time with shallow self centred folk who are only on here to pull someone better looking than themselves so that they can feel better about the fact that they got knocked back from someone they liked lol

i generally favour someone who like's me for me and not simply because of my roguish look's or what car i drive or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw come and sit in the mingers corner with me.... I've got cake "

I would happily, and bring some Red but I'm too old to find out where to bring it

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Aw come and sit in the mingers corner with me.... I've got cake

Not for me ta got a dodgy stomach today "

Aw don't worry hun I will save you some for when your better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw come and sit in the mingers corner with me.... I've got cake

Not for me ta got a dodgy stomach today

Aw don't worry hun I will save you some for when your better "

I'll bring the coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people on this think they are high and mighty for this site at times even I can't get a meet with a female so I must be a ugly witch lol

Chin up and ignore all the ones who don't reply and delete message

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"lol dont beat yourself up about it buddy...i get it all the time....your better off not wasting your time with shallow self centred folk who are only on here to pull someone better looking than themselves so that they can feel better about the fact that they got knocked back from someone they liked lol

i generally favour someone who like's me for me and not simply because of my roguish look's or what car i drive or something "

Does that mean you've not got a Maserati

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Aw come and sit in the mingers corner with me.... I've got cake

I would happily, and bring some Red but I'm too old to find out where to bring it "

Oh mac it's a bit early for wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw come and sit in the mingers corner with me.... I've got cake

I would happily, and bring some Red but I'm too old to find out where to bring it

Oh mac it's a bit early for wine "

never too early for a good fruity red

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"

I'll bring the coffee "

Large double shot latte please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought, "Oh, another thread about me"!

Disappointed now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought, "Oh, another thread about me"!

Disappointed now... "

You can still join the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Founder member, Mac!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol dont beat yourself up about it buddy...i get it all the time....your better off not wasting your time with shallow self centred folk who are only on here to pull someone better looking than themselves so that they can feel better about the fact that they got knocked back from someone they liked lol

i generally favour someone who like's me for me and not simply because of my roguish look's or what car i drive or something "

I loved your Ford KA Ninj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people on this think they are high and mighty for this site at times even I can't get a meet with a female so I must be a ugly witch lol

Chin up and ignore all the ones who don't reply and delete message "

I prefer a one to one meet with ladies too Fi.....it's not easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol dont beat yourself up about it buddy...i get it all the time....your better off not wasting your time with shallow self centred folk who are only on here to pull someone better looking than themselves so that they can feel better about the fact that they got knocked back from someone they liked lol

i generally favour someone who like's me for me and not simply because of my roguish look's or what car i drive or something

I loved your Ford KA Ninj "

That's still better that Bino's turbo charged skateboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol dont beat yourself up about it buddy...i get it all the time....your better off not wasting your time with shallow self centred folk who are only on here to pull someone better looking than themselves so that they can feel better about the fact that they got knocked back from someone they liked lol

i generally favour someone who like's me for me and not simply because of my roguish look's or what car i drive or something

I loved your Ford KA Ninj

That's still better that Bino's turbo charged skateboard."

Dont diss my skateboard its the transport of the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people on this think they are high and mighty for this site at times even I can't get a meet with a female so I must be a ugly witch lol

Chin up and ignore all the ones who don't reply and delete message

I prefer a one to one meet with ladies too Fi.....it's not easy "

!

Oh really miss kinkyness

It's very difficult getting a ff on here but I'm very picky also lol maybe that's my problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people on this think they are high and mighty for this site at times even I can't get a meet with a female so I must be a ugly witch lol

Chin up and ignore all the ones who don't reply and delete message

I prefer a one to one meet with ladies too Fi.....it's not easy !

Oh really miss kinkyness

It's very difficult getting a ff on here but I'm very picky also lol maybe that's my problem"

Yes Ms Farty Pants lol

Nothing wrong with picky, I discovered the hard way that we should be very picky, and that not everyone's what/who you think they are

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"lol dont beat yourself up about it buddy...i get it all the time....your better off not wasting your time with shallow self centred folk who are only on here to pull someone better looking than themselves so that they can feel better about the fact that they got knocked back from someone they liked lol

i generally favour someone who like's me for me and not simply because of my roguish look's or what car i drive or something

I loved your Ford KA Ninj

That's still better that Bino's turbo charged skateboard.

Dont diss my skateboard its the transport of the future "

Psssst bino, mines bigger than yours mate

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


".....and that not everyone's what/who you think they are "

Never a truer word.........!!!

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Aw come and sit in the mingers corner with me.... I've got cake "

Oh hello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard "

Btw yer no ugly I'd plant my fist in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard "

Or maybe you were too handsome for her & she didn't want to disappoint you with her face pic lol.

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard

Btw yer no ugly I'd plant my fist in you "

Where exactly is this fist going?!?

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard

Or maybe you were too handsome for her & she didn't want to disappoint you with her face pic lol. "

Awww shucks. Here, have some of my cake for being so nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard

Btw yer no ugly I'd plant my fist in you

Where exactly is this fist going?!? "

Where ever my fist and lube takes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard

Or maybe you were too handsome for her & she didn't want to disappoint you with her face pic lol.

Awww shucks. Here, have some of my cake for being so nice."

Your giving cake AWAY! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never too early for a good fruity red "

You still talking about the wine?

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard

Btw yer no ugly I'd plant my fist in you

Where exactly is this fist going?!?

Where ever my fist and lube takes me "

Quick...follow my lead Fi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard

Btw yer no ugly I'd plant my fist in you

Where exactly is this fist going?!?

Where ever my fist and lube takes me

Quick...follow my lead Fi "

Follow your lead?? Into your bedroom I hope lol

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By *b12345678Man
over a year ago

Highlands

Happens all the time, really frustrating, but its just the way of it on here im afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happens all the time, really frustrating, but its just the way of it on here im afraid"

Erm it's not the way of it actually some people have the ordasity to say "no sorry your not my type happy swinging "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard "

Sure you are very handsome but must admit it happens to us all the time

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard

Btw yer no ugly I'd plant my fist in you

Where exactly is this fist going?!?

Where ever my fist and lube takes me

Quick...follow my lead Fi "

Holy feck, this thread has gone from a wee moan to a double anal fisting for me!! I'm not sure I'm ok with this, despite the ladies involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard

Btw yer no ugly I'd plant my fist in you

Where exactly is this fist going?!?

Where ever my fist and lube takes me

Quick...follow my lead Fi

Holy feck, this thread has gone from a wee moan to a double anal fisting for me!! I'm not sure I'm ok with this, despite the ladies involved"

I'll put a cupcake in your gob....you can bite down hard

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By *b12345678Man
over a year ago

Highlands


"Happens all the time, really frustrating, but its just the way of it on here im afraid

Erm it's not the way of it actually some people have the ordasity to say "no sorry your not my type happy swinging ""

SOME do, but MOST just ignore or block, find that a bit harsh, if i dont find a girl physically attractive, i just tell them in the nicest possible way

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard

Btw yer no ugly I'd plant my fist in you

Where exactly is this fist going?!?

Where ever my fist and lube takes me

Quick...follow my lead Fi

Holy feck, this thread has gone from a wee moan to a double anal fisting for me!! I'm not sure I'm ok with this, despite the ladies involved

I'll put a cupcake in your gob....you can bite down hard "

Even still. My poor wee virgin bum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard

Btw yer no ugly I'd plant my fist in you

Where exactly is this fist going?!?

Where ever my fist and lube takes me

Quick...follow my lead Fi

Holy feck, this thread has gone from a wee moan to a double anal fisting for me!! I'm not sure I'm ok with this, despite the ladies involved

I'll put a cupcake in your gob....you can bite down hard

Even still. My poor wee virgin bum!!"

Won't be a virgin bum for longer miss kinkyness your got big bertha?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard

Btw yer no ugly I'd plant my fist in you

Where exactly is this fist going?!?

Where ever my fist and lube takes me

Quick...follow my lead Fi

Holy feck, this thread has gone from a wee moan to a double anal fisting for me!! I'm not sure I'm ok with this, despite the ladies involved

I'll put a cupcake in your gob....you can bite down hard

Even still. My poor wee virgin bum!!

Won't be a virgin bum for longer miss kinkyness your got big bertha?"

Bertha belongs to Fmuma, but I have my own version

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I know this happens all the time but I was chatting to someone on here, it was going well. Then she asked for a pic. I obliged with a face pic. Minutes later my message is deleted & I'm blocked.

I understand why people delete new messages without reply, but it's a bit rude to do it to someone you're talking too. A simple 'not for me thanks' would suffice. Oh well. I must just be an ugly bastard

Btw yer no ugly I'd plant my fist in you

Where exactly is this fist going?!?

Where ever my fist and lube takes me

Quick...follow my lead Fi

Holy feck, this thread has gone from a wee moan to a double anal fisting for me!! I'm not sure I'm ok with this, despite the ladies involved

I'll put a cupcake in your gob....you can bite down hard

Even still. My poor wee virgin bum!!

Won't be a virgin bum for longer miss kinkyness your got big bertha?"

Wait....no...no...please....wait....noooo....OUCH! Holy mother of all things good...oowww!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mwahahahahahhahaha

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Mwahahahahahhahaha

"

Why is no one saving me!?!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mwahahahahahhahaha

Why is no one saving me!?!?? "

Because we don't want to be next on the list!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who says you aren't already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who says you aren't already "

Lol remember & let me know when your back down my way so I can hide

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By *rown_cock_edinMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Aw come and sit in the mingers corner with me.... I've got cake "

I know what I'd rather eat

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Mwahahahahahhahaha

Why is no one saving me!?!?? "

I don't think you REALLY want saving .....

Mwahahahaha...

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Mwahahahahahhahaha

Why is no one saving me!?!??

I don't think you REALLY want saving .....

Mwahahahaha... "

Good grief woman, have a heart, save meeeee...*voice trails off into the darkness as Kountess & Fi drag him off & cackle in the most evil way*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mwahahahahahhahaha

Why is no one saving me!?!??

I don't think you REALLY want saving .....

Mwahahahaha...

Good grief woman, have a heart, save meeeee...*voice trails off into the darkness as Kountess & Fi drag him off & cackle in the most evil way*"

Have fun!! Lol, keep fi satisfied please since she's got me on her hit list... Need time to get away & hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, am I glad I only replied and agreed on here not started it considering the state poor Guitar will now be in

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Did someone mention Bertha?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweetie she doesn't even know what's she's missing! Hell you are handsome, kind, quirky, funny and an all round good guy.

Stuff her!

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Did someone mention Bertha? "

No definitely not. You are absolutely hearing things. No one here said anything about any bertha. You're mistaken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't lie!!! Bertha was mentioned

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Don't lie!!! Bertha was mentioned"

No no no, definitely not. I think you're talking about another thread, maybe the all female orgy one or something. No bertha here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds like they haven't caught you yet mate

KEEP RUNNING DONT STOP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mwahahhahhaha

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Mwahahhahhaha "

Bloody hell that Fi is quick on her feet, *puff pant*

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Her reaction to your pic doesnt mean your an ugly bastard. It could be she saw your pic and recognised you from work, school or having been best man at your brothers wedding to her daughter!!! So dont worry about it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mwahahhahhaha

Bloody hell that Fi is quick on her feet, *puff pant*"

I have a tracker on your ass just till it's replaced with my fist

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Mwahahhahhaha

Bloody hell that Fi is quick on her feet, *puff pant*

I have a tracker on your ass just till it's replaced with my fist

"

*puts on indestructible chastity belt*

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Mwahahhahhaha

Bloody hell that Fi is quick on her feet, *puff pant*

I have a tracker on your ass just till it's replaced with my fist

*puts on indestructible chastity belt*"

I'll hide ya!!!

(I know how to stop the tracker working too, just get a hollowed out armadillo shell, cover it with tin foil inside and out, then strap it to your ass!!! It will stop Fi from tracking you! )

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Mwahahhahhaha

Bloody hell that Fi is quick on her feet, *puff pant*

I have a tracker on your ass just till it's replaced with my fist

*puts on indestructible chastity belt*

I'll hide ya!!!

(I know how to stop the tracker working too, just get a hollowed out armadillo shell, cover it with tin foil inside and out, then strap it to your ass!!! It will stop Fi from tracking you! )

"

I knew you'd come save me! My hero!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if she does find you, it'll keep her fist(s) out of yer botty a bit longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me. I think I'll go sit in the ugly corner with other fuglies and double bag myself lol

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By *dLewisMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Gee... is there still room in the fuglies corner???

I can bring beer

lol

That is proven to improve one's attractivness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at your pictures you look smart and I like a man in a suit.

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Looking at your pictures you look smart and I like a man in a suit. "

Why thank you. You've not seen the fugly face yet though

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Looking at your pictures you look smart and I like a man in a suit.

Why thank you. You've not seen the fugly face yet though "

I have and its a sweet cute wee smiling face too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have babes.and don't bring your self down for know one on here there not worth it.keep the chin up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See your not ugly

Even I'd sit on your face

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Yes I have babes.and don't bring your self down for know one on here there not worth it.keep the chin up. "

You have? Sorry, very early onset dementia here

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 26/03/14 23:39:44]

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"See your not ugly

Even I'd sit on your face

"

The pleasure would be all mine

Unless you farted...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"See your not ugly

Even I'd sit on your face

The pleasure would be all mine

Unless you farted..."

between dita sitting on your face and me on your knee your one lucky man hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See your not ugly

Even I'd sit on your face

The pleasure would be all mine

Unless you farted...between dita sitting on your face and me on your knee your one lucky man hahahahaha "

Haha I'd say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful, Anti, looks like she's about to

bite that willy.

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Be careful, Anti, looks like she's about to

bite that willy."

It's ok, MissD is in the way. So I'll just get on with eating what's before me

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Be careful, Anti, looks like she's about to

bite that willy.

It's ok, MissD is in the way. So I'll just get on with eating what's before me"

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

KEEP RUNNING DONT STOP "

Oh, don't run....freeze instead....

It's only when you run you're truly in danger

It's a basic feral instinct - if it runs - chase it down...

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

KEEP RUNNING DONT STOP

Oh, don't run....freeze instead....

It's only when you run you're truly in danger

It's a basic feral instinct - if it runs - chase it down... "

Haha, well I can't run just now with Miss D on my knee & Fi on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's miss d who's doing the biting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneaks a peek through the door jam

Is guitar still in one piece, has he been freed yet

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee


"Mwahahhahhaha

Bloody hell that Fi is quick on her feet, *puff pant*

I have a tracker on your ass just till it's replaced with my fist

*puts on indestructible chastity belt*

I'll hide ya!!!

(I know how to stop the tracker working too, just get a hollowed out armadillo shell, cover it with tin foil inside and out, then strap it to your ass!!! It will stop Fi from tracking you! )

"

Is that shiny side out or in?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Some people on this think they are high and mighty for this site at times even I can't get a meet with a female so I must be a ugly witch lol

Chin up and ignore all the ones who don't reply and delete message

I prefer a one to one meet with ladies too Fi.....it's not easy !

Oh really miss kinkyness

It's very difficult getting a ff on here but I'm very picky also lol maybe that's my problem

Yes Ms Farty Pants lol

Nothing wrong with picky, I discovered the hard way that we should be very picky, and that not everyone's what/who you think they are "

God Roxy ain't that the truth! Here's to being picky!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She might just recognise you that's all.

But she's missing out if she doesn't - I wouldn't kick you out the bed for eating crisps handsome. You are divine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people on this think they are high and mighty for this site at times even I can't get a meet with a female so I must be a ugly witch lol

Chin up and ignore all the ones who don't reply and delete message

I prefer a one to one meet with ladies too Fi.....it's not easy !

Oh really miss kinkyness

It's very difficult getting a ff on here but I'm very picky also lol maybe that's my problem

Yes Ms Farty Pants lol

Nothing wrong with picky, I discovered the hard way that we should be very picky, and that not everyone's what/who you think they are

God Roxy ain't that the truth! Here's to being picky!!!! "

Your just too picky dess I'm still waiting for you to turn i so I can get a shot off the goddess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people on this think they are high and mighty for this site at times even I can't get a meet with a female so I must be a ugly witch lol

Chin up and ignore all the ones who don't reply and delete message

I prefer a one to one meet with ladies too Fi.....it's not easy !

Oh really miss kinkyness

It's very difficult getting a ff on here but I'm very picky also lol maybe that's my problem

Yes Ms Farty Pants lol

Nothing wrong with picky, I discovered the hard way that we should be very picky, and that not everyone's what/who you think they are

God Roxy ain't that the truth! Here's to being picky!!!!

Your just too picky dess I'm still waiting for you to turn i so I can get a shot off the goddess "

Does that mean Guitars off the hook now, has anyone told him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, someone will pump us munters eventually. Stop being picky ya coo's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it, someone will pump us munters eventually. Stop being picky ya coo's!"

Spare a thought for us gruff northern munters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it, someone will pump us munters eventually. Stop being picky ya coo's!

Spare a thought for us gruff northern munters!"

Some people like a bit a gruff...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it, someone will pump us munters eventually. Stop being picky ya coo's!

Spare a thought for us gruff northern munters!

Some people like a bit a gruff...!"

And some people like a bit of rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it, someone will pump us munters eventually. Stop being picky ya coo's!

Spare a thought for us gruff northern munters!

Some people like a bit a gruff...!

And some people like a bit of rough "

I thought I was in there, unfortunately I'm an international jet-setter suave businessman

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Some people on this think they are high and mighty for this site at times even I can't get a meet with a female so I must be a ugly witch lol

Chin up and ignore all the ones who don't reply and delete message

I prefer a one to one meet with ladies too Fi.....it's not easy !

Oh really miss kinkyness

It's very difficult getting a ff on here but I'm very picky also lol maybe that's my problem

Yes Ms Farty Pants lol

Nothing wrong with picky, I discovered the hard way that we should be very picky, and that not everyone's what/who you think they are

God Roxy ain't that the truth! Here's to being picky!!!!

Your just too picky dess I'm still waiting for you to turn i so I can get a shot off the goddess "

Not going to happen hon. I was bi curious once, satisfied my curiosity and realised I only want men! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it, someone will pump us munters eventually. Stop being picky ya coo's!

Spare a thought for us gruff northern munters!

Some people like a bit a gruff...!

And some people like a bit of rough

I thought I was in there, unfortunately I'm an international jet-setter suave businessman "

I hate gorgeous men in suits, sorry.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Oh my goodness. I just noticed carlos's pic! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my goodness. I just noticed carlos's pic! lol"

Aye it's...erm, quite something...

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Oh my goodness. I just noticed carlos's pic! lol

Aye it's...erm, quite something... "

errmmmmm - yup!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it, someone will pump us munters eventually. Stop being picky ya coo's!

Spare a thought for us gruff northern munters!

Some people like a bit a gruff...!

And some people like a bit of rough

I thought I was in there, unfortunately I'm an international jet-setter suave businessman

I hate gorgeous men in suits, sorry. "

What if I whack a big issue seller uniform on and ask you for some sperr chennge? Will you ride me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it, someone will pump us munters eventually. Stop being picky ya coo's!

Spare a thought for us gruff northern munters!

Some people like a bit a gruff...!

And some people like a bit of rough

I thought I was in there, unfortunately I'm an international jet-setter suave businessman

I hate gorgeous men in suits, sorry.

What if I whack a big issue seller uniform on and ask you for some sperr chennge? Will you ride me?"

Try stopping me

No, really, try. I'll overpower you any day of the week.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Some people on this think they are high and mighty for this site at times even I can't get a meet with a female so I must be a ugly witch lol

Chin up and ignore all the ones who don't reply and delete message

I prefer a one to one meet with ladies too Fi.....it's not easy !

Oh really miss kinkyness

It's very difficult getting a ff on here but I'm very picky also lol maybe that's my problem

Yes Ms Farty Pants lol

Nothing wrong with picky, I discovered the hard way that we should be very picky, and that not everyone's what/who you think they are

God Roxy ain't that the truth! Here's to being picky!!!!

Your just too picky dess I'm still waiting for you to turn i so I can get a shot off the goddess "

Just wait till Lesbo Monday, Desspot can't say no then. Especially if you tempt her with radishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi leave the radishes out of this it was a typoooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it, someone will pump us munters eventually. Stop being picky ya coo's!

Spare a thought for us gruff northern munters!

Some people like a bit a gruff...!

And some people like a bit of rough

I thought I was in there, unfortunately I'm an international jet-setter suave businessman

I hate gorgeous men in suits, sorry.

What if I whack a big issue seller uniform on and ask you for some sperr chennge? Will you ride me?

Try stopping me

No, really, try. I'll overpower you any day of the week. "

We've discussed this, it's just not going to happen, I'm 'ard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it, someone will pump us munters eventually. Stop being picky ya coo's!

Spare a thought for us gruff northern munters!

Some people like a bit a gruff...!

And some people like a bit of rough

I thought I was in there, unfortunately I'm an international jet-setter suave businessman

I hate gorgeous men in suits, sorry.

What if I whack a big issue seller uniform on and ask you for some sperr chennge? Will you ride me?

Try stopping me

No, really, try. I'll overpower you any day of the week.

We've discussed this, it's just not going to happen, I'm 'ard "

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I will

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Some people on this think they are high and mighty for this site at times even I can't get a meet with a female so I must be a ugly witch lol

Chin up and ignore all the ones who don't reply and delete message

I prefer a one to one meet with ladies too Fi.....it's not easy !

Oh really miss kinkyness

It's very difficult getting a ff on here but I'm very picky also lol maybe that's my problem

Yes Ms Farty Pants lol

Nothing wrong with picky, I discovered the hard way that we should be very picky, and that not everyone's what/who you think they are

God Roxy ain't that the truth! Here's to being picky!!!!

Your just too picky dess I'm still waiting for you to turn i so I can get a shot off the goddess

Just wait till Lesbo Monday, Desspot can't say no then. Especially if you tempt her with radishes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw come and sit in the mingers corner with me.... I've got cake "

What kind of cake? And only if we can work it off after

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