FabSwingers.com forum: planes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

whats the funniest thing that has happened to you when you have ben on a flight.

mine was when the lady in the seat in front kept standing up and sitting down. the seat eventually broke and she fell backwards onto me. i really felt embarased for her.as everyone was pissing themselves laughing as she was a big lady but a good friend of our's

so spill the beans and dont be shy

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had an israeli air marshall come along and sit next to me on a flight.....for a 'chat'.....spent 20 minutes with his pistol poking me in the ribs.....was shitting meself

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I turned 21 my mother decided that my then 2 year old and I should go to Corfu with my parents and brother

Flight there was fine kid slept alki next to me eventually left me alone after being told if he mistakenly touched me again I was going to stab him with my fork

Anyway on the way back my mothers great wisdom was put me next to my brother. About 20 mins into the flight we hit a little turbulance and I heard "dont worry that just the engine stalling" wee woman in front went "ooooo" brother said "dont worry thats the plane falling" wee woman said OOOOOOO brother "dont worry thats just fishes round your feet" wee woman is in tears praying by this time, brother says (quite loud by now) "dont worry thats just sharks eating the pilot".

My mother reached round and clouted him a cracker on the ear I nearly wet myself cos he bounced of the chair in front wee woman screamed!!! Took the cabin crew the rest of the flight to calm said poor wee old woman down.

Needless to say NO ONE goes on holiday with my brother

Shona

x x x

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going to Magaluf last year for my mates stag do, flight left around nine am we were in the airport boozing at 7am got on the flight and we musta made the flight lighter with booze we drank. However, I was listening to my ipod and the plane suddenly dropped with turbulance and this women screamed I was like keep yer nickers on mrs and me and mates started pishing ourselfs with laughter, stupid cow

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took our oldest grandaughter to germany when she was 4 her 1st time on a plane. she was looking at the safety cards and shouted "Oh Nana I hope we crash I want to try the big slide" lol

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Took our oldest grandaughter to germany when she was 4 her 1st time on a plane. she was looking at the safety cards and shouted "Oh Nana I hope we crash I want to try the big slide" lol"

Hehe!