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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the worst chat up line you have heard/used in the world outside of Fab? I was tempted get a girls attention, motion her over with my pinky finger & say "If I can make you come with my little finger, imagine what the rest of my body can do"

Never used it right enough

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"What's the worst chat up line you have heard/used in the world outside of Fab? I was tempted get a girls attention, motion her over with my pinky finger & say "If I can make you come with my little finger, imagine what the rest of my body can do"

Never used it right enough "
A guy walked upto me in a bar with his right hand in his pocket and said if you can guess what ive got in my hand you can have it .... I said if it only fits in one hand you can f*****g keep it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl jacs!! Nice one

A guy walking behind me ran in front of me saying 'youve dropped something' so i looked and there was nothing so i asked him what? , to which his reply was 'my jaw' haha so silly i just walked away laughing

Lx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A guy walked upto me in a bar with his right hand in his pocket and said if you can guess what ive got in my hand you can have it .... I said if it only fits in one hand you can f*****g keep it "

He would have given u the best 30 seconds of your life

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"A guy walked upto me in a bar with his right hand in his pocket and said if you can guess what ive got in my hand you can have it .... I said if it only fits in one hand you can f*****g keep it

He would have given u the best 30 seconds of your life

"
what that long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy walked upto me in a bar with his right hand in his pocket and said if you can guess what ive got in my hand you can have it .... I said if it only fits in one hand you can f*****g keep it

He would have given u the best 30 seconds of your life

what that long "

I think his finger slipped with the 0

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