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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone else watching this on tlc channel?

woman who had a 3 hour orgasm and then took them up to 12 a day

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)

just turned it on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just turned it on"
pardon the pun

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Not watching it......

But, I remember watching something else...100 ways to die (something like that)...

Guy always in hospital because he had a compulsion to stick things up his arse!

While in there, he got hold of some thermometers...about 20 of them....

When the nurse came back in he jumped into bed.....*CRACK*

He died of mercury poisoning....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Found the story....

I exaggerated.....was only 9 thermometers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't end up in ER, but was once stabbed in the bell-end by a badly-fitted coil

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By *wisted and kinkyCouple
over a year ago

Livingston

We watched that tonight,

Was quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not watched it, but had to go to A&E in very embarrassing circumstances.

He was dressed in pvc dress,thigh boots, full make up an wig, i was in rubber nuns outfit. We fell of the bed getting frisky. He fractured his wrist and i needed 8 stitches in a head wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I apparemntly broke someones fingers..

No trip to ER but he was a paramedic.

I felt a bit bad but was rather impressed with how well my pelvic floor excercises have worked

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Only ever had one accident while having sex.....

Fell off the bed trying out various Kama Sutra positions....

But it was through laughing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend phoned me once in a bit of a panic. Was in agony and could I go pick him up at his girlfriend's place. Arrived to find him bent over in agony. Found out his girlfriend had been playing with his ball sack and twisted his balls around each other. So off to A&E. Had to get sliced opened and unravel the buggers. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't end up in ER, but was once stabbed in the bell-end by a badly-fitted coil "

Christ that made me squirm, must have ruined the moment

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By *latharerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow CC


"I didn't end up in ER, but was once stabbed in the bell-end by a badly-fitted coil "

Don't know about any other guys but I just let out a yelp when I read this.........

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I had a meet a few years ago with a guy who thought he was staring in a porn movie lol ,he over streatched and ended up squirming on the bed in pain so he ended up in A&E with a torn thigh muscle ops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a meet a few years ago with a guy who thought he was staring in a porn movie lol ,he over streatched and ended up squirming on the bed in pain so he ended up in A&E with a torn thigh muscle ops "

tell me you had the decency not to laugh, well not much

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I had a meet a few years ago with a guy who thought he was staring in a porn movie lol ,he over streatched and ended up squirming on the bed in pain so he ended up in A&E with a torn thigh muscle ops

tell me you had the decency not to laugh, well not much "
that should mean stretched lol .. And yes we both rolled about the bed laughing well i did he was kinda half laughing half wincing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend phoned me once in a bit of a panic. Was in agony and could I go pick him up at his girlfriend's place. Arrived to find him bent over in agony. Found out his girlfriend had been playing with his ball sack and twisted his balls around each other. So off to A&E. Had to get sliced opened and unravel the buggers. Lol."

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By *ardlovinmanMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Not had any bad ones myself but a girl I was seeing a couple years ago was on a night out the night before she came to see me and she took her bra off to reveal one normal white boob and a dark purple almost black boob.

She'd tripped on her heels and face planted but her chin was saved by her big boob cushioning her fall, had fun kissing it better for her! Lol. Xxx

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