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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am a forum Virgin just sent my first message now a topic. Please feel free to make any random comment so I can also take your Forum cherry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi...leave my fruit alone you!!!!

welcome to the forums....enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I made no mention of plums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made no mention of plums.

pmsl....was worried about me cherries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to see someone civilised in here from Scotlands "Fair City".

You`ll be fine (just watch out for the sh*t stirrers).

Gander.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you for your kind message a virtual xxxx to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a fellow newbie, ready to taste the fruits of the forums too, hope its ok to hop on here n say hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome to you too ms.....hope you have fun here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ms feel free to hop where you like seems like you are sexy bunny (oops even that pun did me in) the more the merrier.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome to the nut house where things are never as they seem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"welcome to the nut house where things are never as they seem

a bit like the hotel california then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Plums and now nuts people on this site are obsessed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hotels r fun though first time they can be scary

and nuts n plums oh and cherrys mmmmmmmm thats swinnnnnnnging llf xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just as long as I dont go hungry it doesnt seem as if I will with plums, nuts and cherries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just mind n make sure there all fresh n not poisoned some peeps do carry all sorts check thoroughly before you put to the taste test

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They do say suck it and see.

maybe lick it first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if ur a sucker then go suck llf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now there is an offer I hope thats was sucker and not a typing mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was as typed i prefer my guys straight sadly but im sure theres loads on here that will be willing to let u suck it n see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

geee no reply as fast to that one plzzzzz dont run away llf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl - it IS fruit we're talkin bout, right?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ermmmmmm yeah what else could it possibly be?

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By *hirefunguyMan
over a year ago

Moray/ Inverness

Welcome to the forum's virgins!

Let this be a taster of the abuse you have let yourself in for! It will only get worse - lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry had to nip away but they do say oranges arent the only fruit, I like to taste all that life has to offer, though I do prefer a nice peach

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ms of course its fruit it must be your mucky mind if its something else you think we are talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back from the greengrocer.....all stocked up here

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By *iviman170Man
over a year ago

Bathgate

Hi newbie here also have been watching forum but first post hope to chat to yous all,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and a warm welcome to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmm just had a juicy pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are talking fruit katy its a newbie post shhhh ul scare them away it was just a mispelling its a pear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so...that's where my pear got to then

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They look more like melons than pears.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"I am a forum Virgin just sent my first message now a topic. Please feel free to make any random comment so I can also take your Forum cherry."

I am a forum virgin too....welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They look more like melons than pears."

don't let them fool you.....that's just my buttocks

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

welcome to the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plums and now nuts people on this site are obsessed."

forget the plums and nuts im always talking about black puddin with poached egg parma ham on tatie scones mmmmmm yummy lol

Welcome newbie if you need a number for a shrink let me know lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a forum Virgin just sent my first message now a topic. Please feel free to make any random comment so I can also take your Forum cherry.

I am a forum virgin too....welcome

am saying nothing.....nothing......

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

just read all the posts plums cherries pears wheres the bananas

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Thats not like you Stu,,are you ill?

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

u were warned newbies were all mad in here but in the nicest possible way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats not like you Stu,,are you ill?"

i must be going down with something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"u were warned newbies were all mad in here but in the nicest possible way

i'm not mad...and neither is my imaginary friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All this talk of fruit makes me think of melons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just read all the posts plums cherries pears wheres the bananas"

over here - enjoying a banana myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

after that banana you should definitely nibble on some plums ms to completely satifty your apetite.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You are all bananas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well more of a fruit cocktail it seems.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

where is Matron with the medication???? x

(not for me though, I am sane. SANE I TELL YE!!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You would have convinced me if you didnt have your pants on your head.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

hahaha, no chance, lost them on Saturday!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are talking fruit katy its a newbie post shhhh ul scare them away it was just a mispelling its a pear lol

oops actually it was a pear hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plums and now nuts people on this site are obsessed.

forget the plums and nuts im always talking about black puddin with poached egg parma ham on tatie scones mmmmmm yummy lol

Welcome newbie if you need a number for a shrink let me know lol xxxx"

mmmmm that sounds so much better than my pair and the stirfry homo cooking in the kitchen hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fmuma surprises me that she actually wears knickers.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looks like you lost your knix too jonathan !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got that gorgeous young man cooking for ya Katy lol living life in the danger zone methinks !! If you don't make it on saturday will have a "WHIP" round for flowers lol xx

PS: welcome to the forums newbies may your cherries be well n truly popped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am new tae the forums tae...

whaurs ma hellos?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Fmuma surprises me that she actually wears knickers.

xxx"

The feckin cheek of the newbies these days!!!!!!

I always go out fully underweared and clothed from head to toe, I'm a good girl!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"am new tae the forums tae...

whaurs ma hellos?"

Hello Mr Fugy, gie's a pumpin xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it just that you lose your undies when you go out then _muma - know the feeling !

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nah, lose them in chat when the Fugy's about too, lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You got that gorgeous young man cooking for ya Katy lol living life in the danger zone methinks !! If you don't make it on saturday will have a "WHIP" round for flowers lol xx

PS: welcome to the forums newbies may your cherries be well n truly popped

hey i would like to say i am an amazing cook lol

even got me apron some things spit fat you know not good when your naked lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nothing wrong with nakie sausage spitting though dg xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha defo not as long as it aint in my mouth lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

OK, if you insist, I will have it in mine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok done lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hmm this talk of sausage makes me hungry i wouldnt mind some fresh beaver i know its exotic but its tasty.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"am new tae the forums tae...

whaurs ma hellos?"

ppphhwwwoooaaarrrrr!!!!!! Helloooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wheres my phwoaaars xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage!!! Wheres the bacon n eggs??? Now we're talking a truckers staple diet.... anyone got a spare bap I can put it all on???

Oh, and lots of brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wow 70 messages actually 71 after this can we make it the 100 today not bad for my first question it would be great to see more forum Virgins post messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got a cpl baps here gis, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i got a cpl baps here gis, lol

Ooooooer matron.... Im coming to feel if ya baps are fresh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about extra sauce on your baps maybe mayo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think u already did jonathan

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By *reakchicCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

my very first forum post

big day for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi - n dont mention yir cherries for goodness sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh cherries mmmmmmmmmm

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By *reakchicCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

ok i wont lol, how about my melons?

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