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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there any point in having a single guys profile on this site? Considering not renewing my membership,somebody restore my faith lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Is there any point in having a single guys profile on this site? Considering not renewing my membership,somebody restore my faith lol"
your here seven weeks and had a meet thats pretty good going.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's because I'm so irresistible lol, just kidding it was actually from before on my old account. Thanks for taking the time to reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would you like a pity shag?

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

We wave you goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what you expect, its not like ordering a pizza, patience

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"would you like a pity shag? "
no need for pity lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any point in having a single guys profile on this site? Considering not renewing my membership,somebody restore my faith lolyour here seven weeks and had a meet thats pretty good going."
well said jacs,ive been here a couple if years now and i struggle sometimes its part and parcel of being on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wasn't trying to seem moany, just seems sometimes that the only people that look at your profile are men and obviously fake couples where 'wife's away for the weekend so hubby playing alone'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found the best way to attract gay and bi guys is to have a single STRAIGHT male profile judging by the mail I get....unfortunately that's not what I want to attract

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A pity shag! I'd settle for that as there is a distinct shortage of any other kind on here

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I've found the best way to attract gay and bi guys is to have a single STRAIGHT male profile judging by the mail I get....unfortunately that's not what I want to attract "

So its working for you too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found the best way to attract gay and bi guys is to have a single STRAIGHT male profile judging by the mail I get....unfortunately that's not what I want to attract

So its working for you too? "

And me 3 strangely enough

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By *awk3y3Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

Just block single guys....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab comes in peaks and troughs plenty meets no meets so just hang in their patience is the key

That way you wont need a pity shag lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go on a certain sea creature orientated dating site. Youll get a pump....

Take this place with a pinch of salt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would you like a pity shag? "

I would xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just go on a certain sea creature orientated dating site. Youll get a pump....

Take this place with a pinch of salt...."

To quote the great John Mackinroe. You cannot be serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont take it personal

Us cpls struggle also

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just go on a certain sea creature orientated dating site. Youll get a pump....

Take this place with a pinch of salt...."

Really? I've always found that place even harder to even get folk to talk to you, never mind meet!!

Like someone else said, peaks & troughs. Chill & go wid da flow man

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Why do the guys on here think the single fems and couples have it so easy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any point in having a single guys profile on this site? Considering not renewing my membership,somebody restore my faith lol"

patience young jedi lol ALL good women come to those who wait, or have killer patter tee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do the guys on here think the single fems and couples have it so easy??

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because its seriously hard to get people to trust u as a single guy , where ur more likley to get more of peoples time if ur in a couple, plus less chance of it being a fake page too ifits a couple, now dont jump on me i know there are fake couples pages too lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Oh yeah...we get a lot more mail....

But 99% of them I wouldnt poke with a stick!!

Trust me....that doesnt make life easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yeah...we get a lot more mail....

But 99% of them I wouldnt poke with a stick!!

Trust me....that doesnt make life easier "

" wouldnt poke with a stick " lmao, just laughed tea doon ma nose , cheers for that , but I know what you mean xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do the guys on here think the single fems and couples have it so easy??

"

what we should do is swap passwords with eachother as an experiment, and u can deal with my page and I can deal with urs, just to see, the diff lol u could sit ALL weekend on my page and never have anyone view it, where as I would prob have a problem with the volume of mail u get lol ahhh we all have our crosses to bare xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found the best way to attract gay and bi guys is to have a single STRAIGHT male profile judging by the mail I get....unfortunately that's not what I want to attract "

if it wasnt for guys i wouldn`t get any mail flattered but i now know what most females have to put up with ,boaby shots and one liners ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found the best way to attract gay and bi guys is to have a single STRAIGHT male profile judging by the mail I get....unfortunately that's not what I want to attract

if it wasnt for guys i wouldn`t get any mail flattered but i now know what most females have to put up with ,boaby shots and one liners .... "

u do know u can BLOCK single guys ? Wee tip there, ucan have that 1 for free

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Why do the guys on here think the single fems and couples have it so easy??

what we should do is swap passwords with eachother as an experiment, and u can deal with my page and I can deal with urs, just to see, the diff lol u could sit ALL weekend on my page and never have anyone view it, where as I would prob have a problem with the volume of mail u get lol ahhh we all have our crosses to bare xx "
If you swapped with me you would be saying wtf do guys actually say that shit and does it actually work for them lol

As a few have said yes us women get a huge volume of mail,yes were horny but were no desperate that we have to say yes to every single guy who asks lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say yes to no man! Well, maybe...in the throws of passion I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do the guys on here think the single fems and couples have it so easy??

what we should do is swap passwords with eachother as an experiment, and u can deal with my page and I can deal with urs, just to see, the diff lol u could sit ALL weekend on my page and never have anyone view it, where as I would prob have a problem with the volume of mail u get lol ahhh we all have our crosses to bare xx If you swapped with me you would be saying wtf do guys actually say that shit and does it actually work for them lol

As a few have said yes us women get a huge volume of mail,yes were horny but were no desperate that we have to say yes to every single guy who asks lol."

probably lol as i am a cunning linguist and am able to string a decent sentence together i find people quite receptive and generally answer 1 way or the other so i dont understand any guy who thinks " wanna fuck ?" is ever gonna fly , u wouldnt walk up to a woman in a bar with a bag over yer head, flash ur cock and say " fancy a drillin ya boot ? " so why think its ok on here, yeh the ladies like sex, we all do , but jeez put a bit of effort in

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Why do the guys on here think the single fems and couples have it so easy??

what we should do is swap passwords with eachother as an experiment, and u can deal with my page and I can deal with urs, just to see, the diff lol u could sit ALL weekend on my page and never have anyone view it, where as I would prob have a problem with the volume of mail u get lol ahhh we all have our crosses to bare xx If you swapped with me you would be saying wtf do guys actually say that shit and does it actually work for them lol

As a few have said yes us women get a huge volume of mail,yes were horny but were no desperate that we have to say yes to every single guy who asks lol.

probably lol as i am a cunning linguist and am able to string a decent sentence together i find people quite receptive and generally answer 1 way or the other so i dont understand any guy who thinks " wanna fuck ?" is ever gonna fly , u wouldnt walk up to a woman in a bar with a bag over yer head, flash ur cock and say " fancy a drillin ya boot ? " so why think its ok on here, yeh the ladies like sex, we all do , but jeez put a bit of effort in "
I sent you an email ... Lets see if youd reply to that kind of shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience my young Skywalker

There's a lot more to life than finding someone who will fuck you or being sad over those who won't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do the guys on here think the single fems and couples have it so easy??

what we should do is swap passwords with eachother as an experiment, and u can deal with my page and I can deal with urs, just to see, the diff lol u could sit ALL weekend on my page and never have anyone view it, where as I would prob have a problem with the volume of mail u get lol ahhh we all have our crosses to bare xx If you swapped with me you would be saying wtf do guys actually say that shit and does it actually work for them lol

As a few have said yes us women get a huge volume of mail,yes were horny but were no desperate that we have to say yes to every single guy who asks lol.

probably lol as i am a cunning linguist and am able to string a decent sentence together i find people quite receptive and generally answer 1 way or the other so i dont understand any guy who thinks " wanna fuck ?" is ever gonna fly , u wouldnt walk up to a woman in a bar with a bag over yer head, flash ur cock and say " fancy a drillin ya boot ? " so why think its ok on here, yeh the ladies like sex, we all do , but jeez put a bit of effort in I sent you an email ... Lets see if youd reply to that kind of shit lol "

deff not , no way ANYONE should be subjected to that kind of vile sewage, and still feel sorry for these " men " as with everything in life , always better with a touch of class

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Why do the guys on here think the single fems and couples have it so easy??

what we should do is swap passwords with eachother as an experiment, and u can deal with my page and I can deal with urs, just to see, the diff lol u could sit ALL weekend on my page and never have anyone view it, where as I would prob have a problem with the volume of mail u get lol ahhh we all have our crosses to bare xx If you swapped with me you would be saying wtf do guys actually say that shit and does it actually work for them lol

As a few have said yes us women get a huge volume of mail,yes were horny but were no desperate that we have to say yes to every single guy who asks lol.

probably lol as i am a cunning linguist and am able to string a decent sentence together i find people quite receptive and generally answer 1 way or the other so i dont understand any guy who thinks " wanna fuck ?" is ever gonna fly , u wouldnt walk up to a woman in a bar with a bag over yer head, flash ur cock and say " fancy a drillin ya boot ? " so why think its ok on here, yeh the ladies like sex, we all do , but jeez put a bit of effort in I sent you an email ... Lets see if youd reply to that kind of shit lol

deff not , no way ANYONE should be subjected to that kind of vile sewage, and still feel sorry for these " men " as with everything in life , always better with a touch of class "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just go on a certain sea creature orientated dating site. Youll get a pump....

Take this place with a pinch of salt...."

That site you speak of is like the Savoy (Glasgow) of dating sites. A 60 year old one eyed hunchback could get their hole on there

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"would you like a pity shag? "
pmsl....spread the love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found the best way to attract gay and bi guys is to have a single STRAIGHT male profile judging by the mail I get....unfortunately that's not what I want to attract "

true Dr D. I must be wearing the wrong aftershave too. As a 100% straight single guy some of the things that get said on here are comedy gold. Thankfully the filter and block button work fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just go on a certain sea creature orientated dating site. Youll get a pump....

Take this place with a pinch of salt....

That site you speak of is like the Savoy (Glasgow) of dating sites. A 60 year old one eyed hunchback could get their hole on there "

aha but it will be the best bj of your life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just go on a certain sea creature orientated dating site. Youll get a pump....

Take this place with a pinch of salt....

To quote the great John Mackinroe. You cannot be serious "

To quote me, I was " ball deep" last night....so yes I am serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do the guys on here think the single fems and couples have it so easy??

"

Judging by the superior tone and rules most of them put on their profiles. The 100's of mail they delete every day without reading. How most of them them say "I am very fussy who to meet with" ... If they are after meeting single guys they are spoiled for choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We wave you goodbye"

Not a nice think to say

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Why do the guys on here think the single fems and couples have it so easy??

Judging by the superior tone and rules most of them put on their profiles. The 100's of mail they delete every day without reading. How most of them them say "I am very fussy who to meet with" ... If they are after meeting single guys they are spoiled for choice. "

I am really fussy, I don't and never have had 100s of messages thankfully, but I do ok and have some quality meets. Not all guys who say they are single, actually are btw!!! Shock horror etc! Lol

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By *ngel with devileyesWoman
over a year ago

glasgow


"Why do the guys on here think the single fems and couples have it so easy??

what we should do is swap passwords with eachother as an experiment, and u can deal with my page and I can deal with urs, just to see, the diff lol u could sit ALL weekend on my page and never have anyone view it, where as I would prob have a problem with the volume of mail u get lol ahhh we all have our crosses to bare xx If you swapped with me you would be saying wtf do guys actually say that shit and does it actually work for them lol

As a few have said yes us women get a huge volume of mail,yes were horny but were no desperate that we have to say yes to every single guy who asks lol.

probably lol as i am a cunning linguist and am able to string a decent sentence together i find people quite receptive and generally answer 1 way or the other so i dont understand any guy who thinks " wanna fuck ?" is ever gonna fly , u wouldnt walk up to a woman in a bar with a bag over yer head, flash ur cock and say " fancy a drillin ya boot ? " so why think its ok on here, yeh the ladies like sex, we all do , but jeez put a bit of effort in "

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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what we should do is swap passwords with eachother as an experiment, and u can deal with my page and I can deal with urs, just to see, the diff lol u could sit ALL weekend on my page and never have anyone view it, where as I would prob have a problem with the volume of mail u get lol ahhh we all have our crosses to bare xx "

I dont have that cross to bare..

Filters/Blocks are a great thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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what we should do is swap passwords with eachother as an experiment, and u can deal with my page and I can deal with urs, just to see, the diff lol u could sit ALL weekend on my page and never have anyone view it, where as I would prob have a problem with the volume of mail u get lol ahhh we all have our crosses to bare xx

I dont have that cross to bare..

Filters/Blocks are a great thing "

sure u still get a load of mail xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Fancy a drilling ya boot'

Im bloody sniggering like a hyrna and I read that 10 mins ago. I need that on a t-shirt......

Not the opening line Id usr in a message though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself on tinder before that ship passes. Place is where to go for easy meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just go on a certain sea creature orientated dating site. Youll get a pump....

Take this place with a pinch of salt....

To quote the great John Mackinroe. You cannot be serious

To quote me, I was " ball deep" last night....so yes I am serious. "

Amazed and astounded, well done sir, I bow to you in reverence and I'm serious, not sarky or whatever serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would you like a pity shag? "

Yes please pmsl

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By *arlstormMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *arlstormMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"would you like a pity shag? "

Best response ever... xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Fancy a drilling ya boot'

Im bloody sniggering like a hyrna and I read that 10 mins ago. I need that on a t-shirt......

Not the opening line Id usr in a message though "

Definitely not an opening line on here, more what you'd say to a wife or girlfriend.

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