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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Are there any very nice ladies out there who

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A Live close to an asda

&

B Can drive

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Who can go and buy 2 giant double lollies and take them to antihero to share with him please???

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He is suffering from lolly withdrawal and needs urgent help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.... What are "giant double lollies"? when they're at home??? Is that a furry euphemism???

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

No no my dear, they are in fact simply lollies. Actual lollies.

Come on ladies, I'll treat you nice if you bring a lolly round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No no my dear, they are in fact simply lollies. Actual lollies.

Come on ladies, I'll treat you nice if you bring a lolly round "

How nice is 'nice'??

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"No no my dear, they are in fact simply lollies. Actual lollies.

Come on ladies, I'll treat you nice if you bring a lolly round

How nice is 'nice'?? "

Nice is considerate, attentive, flirty, chatty & naughty all rolled into one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what if you were brought a box of lollies. that merit a cuppa tea?

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"what if you were brought a box of lollies. that merit a cuppa tea? "

One lolly would merit a cup of tea, a box would merit a lot more!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what if you were brought a box of lollies. that merit a cuppa tea?

One lolly would merit a cup of tea, a box would merit a lot more!!"

oh yeah such as? care to elaborate.

terms of said lolly hand over.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"what if you were brought a box of lollies. that merit a cuppa tea?

One lolly would merit a cup of tea, a box would merit a lot more!!

oh yeah such as? care to elaborate.

terms of said lolly hand over. "

Oh no, not in a public forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what if you were brought a box of lollies. that merit a cuppa tea?

One lolly would merit a cup of tea, a box would merit a lot more!!

oh yeah such as? care to elaborate.

terms of said lolly hand over.

Oh no, not in a public forum "

oh well that is your que to pm me :D

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"what if you were brought a box of lollies. that merit a cuppa tea?

One lolly would merit a cup of tea, a box would merit a lot more!!

oh yeah such as? care to elaborate.

terms of said lolly hand over.

Oh no, not in a public forum

oh well that is your que to pm me :D "

See what happens when furry has a hand in things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a hairy matchmaker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a hairy matchmaker. "

is that a cross between cilla black and an ewok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a hairy matchmaker. "

pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a hairy matchmaker.

pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy "

Think of him as a minty matchmaker that's been under the sofa since Christmas.

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee


"He's a hairy matchmaker.

pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy "

Prefer the Orange ones myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a hairy matchmaker.

pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy

Think of him as a minty matchmaker that's been under the sofa since Christmas. "

oh how can a girl resist in that case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a hairy matchmaker.

pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy

Prefer the Orange ones myself "

orange one's arw good yeah, not a patch on Terry :D

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"He's a hairy matchmaker.

pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy

Think of him as a minty matchmaker that's been under the sofa since Christmas.

oh how can a girl resist in that case. "

Oh no, I've not been under the sofa, just sat on it from time to time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a hairy matchmaker.

pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy

Think of him as a minty matchmaker that's been under the sofa since Christmas.

oh how can a girl resist in that case.

Oh no, I've not been under the sofa, just sat on it from time to time "

isn't that the same thing? sat festering on the sofa?

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"He's a hairy matchmaker.

pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy

Think of him as a minty matchmaker that's been under the sofa since Christmas.

oh how can a girl resist in that case.

Oh no, I've not been under the sofa, just sat on it from time to time

isn't that the same thing? sat festering on the sofa? "

All depends who sits next to me

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee


"He's a hairy matchmaker.

pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy

Prefer the Orange ones myself

orange one's arw good yeah, not a patch on Terry :D "

Never tried both of them together. I think itd be a nice idea to melt them on some ladies breasts then lick them off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a hairy matchmaker.

pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy

Think of him as a minty matchmaker that's been under the sofa since Christmas.

oh how can a girl resist in that case.

Oh no, I've not been under the sofa, just sat on it from time to time

isn't that the same thing? sat festering on the sofa?

All depends who sits next to me "

yeah, depends on how distracted you get,

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"He's a hairy matchmaker.

pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy

Think of him as a minty matchmaker that's been under the sofa since Christmas.

oh how can a girl resist in that case.

Oh no, I've not been under the sofa, just sat on it from time to time

isn't that the same thing? sat festering on the sofa?

All depends who sits next to me yeah, depends on how distracted you get, "

It's fun being the one who distracts though

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