FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Scotland

March 14th Steak & BJ Day!

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With the ladies getting spoiled on Valentine's day, this Friday is our turn lads.

Ladies, make sure your man...or meat(get it!) is spoiled or will we have to settle for a hamburger

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"With the ladies getting spoiled on Valentine's day, this Friday is our turn lads.

Ladies, make sure your man...or meat(get it!) is spoiled or will we have to settle for a hamburger "
you buy the slap up steak dinner and il think about it lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not a problem, one question tho...chips or mashed tatties as a side?!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Not a problem, one question tho...chips or mashed tatties as a side?! "
garlic mash lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Will a burger and a wank be enough???

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With the ladies getting spoiled on Valentine's day, this Friday is our turn lads.

Ladies, make sure your man...or meat(get it!) is spoiled or will we have to settle for a hamburger you buy the slap up steak dinner and il think about it lol "

Quite right jacs.... lol ...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will a burger and a wank be enough???

"

As long as it's not a McDonald's burger it can be negotiated lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Will a burger and a wank be enough???

As long as it's not a McDonald's burger it can be negotiated lol"

Burger King it is then

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will a burger and a wank be enough???

As long as it's not a McDonald's burger it can be negotiated lol

Burger King it is then "

Sorted, make it double whopper tho

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Think it's only fair that she picks the size to match the package from 99p value burger to triple whopper

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a problem, one question tho...chips or mashed tatties as a side?! garlic mash lol "

Oh no its got to be thick cut chips with steak for me ... Lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a problem, one question tho...chips or mashed tatties as a side?! garlic mash lol

Oh no its got to be thick cut chips with steak for me ... Lol

"

Agreed, garlic mash sounds awful lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Well done ribeye steak , blue cheese sauce and mash for me..... Other options available

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will a burger and a wank be enough???

"

Works for me!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Not a problem, one question tho...chips or mashed tatties as a side?! garlic mash lol

Oh no its got to be thick cut chips with steak for me ... Lol

Agreed, garlic mash sounds awful lol"
guess thats me bombed oot then

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a firm believer in garlic with everything. It keeps the ex wife away.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a problem, one question tho...chips or mashed tatties as a side?! garlic mash lol

Oh no its got to be thick cut chips with steak for me ... Lol

Agreed, garlic mash sounds awful lolguess thats me bombed oot then "

As long as teeth are brushed before garlic gums go round my plums then your good to go haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a problem, one question tho...chips or mashed tatties as a side?! garlic mash lol

Oh no its got to be thick cut chips with steak for me ... Lol

Agreed, garlic mash sounds awful lolguess thats me bombed oot then

As long as teeth are brushed before garlic gums go round my plums then your good to go haha "

If you ask nicely, she'll take the garlicky teeth out and put them in steradent.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think it's only fair that she picks the size to match the package from 99p value burger to triple whopper "

I should get a Tesco value burger because I'm hung like a horsr.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*horse

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Think it's only fair that she picks the size to match the package from 99p value burger to triple whopper

I should get a Tesco value burger because I'm hung like a horsr. "

???? small 2 ounce and not all real meat

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Well done ribeye steak , blue cheese sauce and mash for me..... Other options available "
well done!!!!!!! Sacriledge the only way to have a good steak is blue with loads of onions (still with a bite to them) mushrooms and thick cut real chips

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Well done ribeye steak , blue cheese sauce and mash for me..... Other options available well done!!!!!!! Sacriledge the only way to have a good steak is blue with loads of onions (still with a bite to them) mushrooms and thick cut real chips "

Medium rare for me please, onion rings are better and obviously thick cut chips

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

If i was having a steak it would be fillet medium rare hot pepper sauce with onions and onions fried together with either garlic mash or a sweet baked potato

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

ops ment friend onions and mushrooms

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pop mine in the blender thanks.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Just pop mine in the blender thanks..... "

Poor steak

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just pop mine in the blender thanks.....

Poor steak "

Tell me about it! My throats still on shutdown!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just pop mine in the blender thanks.....

Poor steak

Tell me about it! My throats still on shutdown! "

Disnae shut you up in here though!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just pop mine in the blender thanks.....

Poor steak

Tell me about it! My throats still on shutdown!

Disnae shut you up in here though! "

My fingers are fine thanks!!!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I don't celebrate Valentine's, so no chance of steak and a bj for anyone!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just pop mine in the blender thanks.....

Poor steak

Tell me about it! My throats still on shutdown!

Disnae shut you up in here though!

My fingers are fine thanks!!!!!! "

Despite the stubbiness...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Well done ribeye steak , blue cheese sauce and mash for me..... Other options available well done!!!!!!! Sacriledge the only way to have a good steak is blue with loads of onions (still with a bite to them) mushrooms and thick cut real chips "

Noted

But I still want mine well done

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink is better. But your a very good chief so will leave you too it while i open the red wine

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But I still want mine well done "

HEATHEN!!!!!!! lol

I'm putting it off for a fortnight

Steak like my women - Naked and very rare, garlic mash and peas.

washed down with a long island ice tea.

And a Long slow Iced Blowjob to follow

You hearing that missy????? I know yer lurking somewhere

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Steak like my women - Naked and very rare, garlic mash and peas.

"

I have to say I have never eaten a cooked woman, with or without garlic mash and peas.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've nobody to cook a steak for...don't really care either

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've nobody to cook a steak for...don't really care either "

As I don't eat red meat, we could help each other out...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having steak tonight, with a peppercorn steak, champ and turnip.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about afters?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about afters? "

A glass of red wine.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Steak like my women - Naked and very rare, garlic mash and peas.

I have to say I have never eaten a cooked woman, with or without garlic mash and peas. "

Never tried to cook one but I've left a few Well Done!

I hear Roasting is very popular

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women get a bunch of flowers on 14th February if your lucky & guys expect a steak & a bj a month later.... I think not

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona


"Women get a bunch of flowers on 14th February if your lucky & guys expect a steak & a bj a month later.... I think not "

Your public pictures indicate otherwise

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having steak tonight, with a peppercorn steak, champ and turnip. "

Offfftttt yummy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women get a bunch of flowers on 14th February if your lucky & guys expect a steak & a bj a month later.... I think not

Your public pictures indicate otherwise "

I was in a good mood that day lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

ah right

sunny side up for the egg on steak

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top