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What's the sexiest job?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sitting in a company vehicle in traffic this morning, and a "mature" woman in the next car smiled and winked at me. I was the only one there, so I can only assume she was flirting, or maybe had some kind of facial tic.

That got me thinking. What, apart from the usual firemen & nurses, are the sexiest jobs?

Oh, and if you are a woman of a certain age who was flirting with me, or if you do have a facial tic, and were on West Campbell St this morning around 9.30, let me know, and put me out my misery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best job ever, condom tester but was sacked for always coming late

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Sitting in a company vehicle in traffic this morning, and a "mature" woman in the next car smiled and winked at me. I was the only one there, so I can only assume she was flirting, or maybe had some kind of facial tic.

That got me thinking. What, apart from the usual firemen & nurses, are the sexiest jobs?

Oh, and if you are a woman of a certain age who was flirting with me, or if you do have a facial tic, and were on West Campbell St this morning around 9.30, let me know, and put me out my misery."

Sorry Wullie, it was me.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You've aged then. And you've got facial tics?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

aye, you not seen my new face pic??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting in a company vehicle in traffic this morning, and a "mature" woman in the next car smiled and winked at me. I was the only one there, so I can only assume she was flirting, or maybe had some kind of facial tic.

That got me thinking. What, apart from the usual firemen & nurses, are the sexiest jobs?

Oh, and if you are a woman of a certain age who was flirting with me, or if you do have a facial tic, and were on West Campbell St this morning around 9.30, let me know, and put me out my misery."

God...thought for a moment it was me.. then remembered I'm not mature!!! Phew.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting in a company vehicle in traffic this morning, and a "mature" woman in the next car smiled and winked at me. I was the only one there, so I can only assume she was flirting, or maybe had some kind of facial tic.

That got me thinking. What, apart from the usual firemen & nurses, are the sexiest jobs?

Oh, and if you are a woman of a certain age who was flirting with me, or if you do have a facial tic, and were on West Campbell St this morning around 9.30, let me know, and put me out my misery.

God...thought for a moment it was me.. then remembered I'm not mature!!! Phew..... "

I meant she was PHYSICALLY mature, not mentally, so you're still in the frame.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"aye, you not seen my new face pic??"

I've seen it now, and I'll never sleep again.

Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting in a company vehicle in traffic this morning, and a "mature" woman in the next car smiled and winked at me. I was the only one there, so I can only assume she was flirting, or maybe had some kind of facial tic.

That got me thinking. What, apart from the usual firemen & nurses, are the sexiest jobs?

Oh, and if you are a woman of a certain age who was flirting with me, or if you do have a facial tic, and were on West Campbell St this morning around 9.30, let me know, and put me out my misery.

God...thought for a moment it was me.. then remembered I'm not mature!!! Phew.....

I meant she was PHYSICALLY mature, not mentally, so you're still in the frame."

Awe.....I've deffo got a wee twitch then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno about sexiest job but airplane stewardesses - sexy! Oooffft anyone wanna wear that uniform for me please step forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno about sexiest job but airplane stewardesses - sexy! Oooffft anyone wanna wear that uniform for me please step forward "

Steps forward....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting in a company vehicle in traffic this morning, and a "mature" woman in the next car smiled and winked at me. I was the only one there, so I can only assume she was flirting, or maybe had some kind of facial tic.

That got me thinking. What, apart from the usual firemen & nurses, are the sexiest jobs?

Oh, and if you are a woman of a certain age who was flirting with me, or if you do have a facial tic, and were on West Campbell St this morning around 9.30, let me know, and put me out my misery.

God...thought for a moment it was me.. then remembered I'm not mature!!! Phew.....

I meant she was PHYSICALLY mature, not mentally, so you're still in the frame.

Awe.....I've deffo got a wee twitch then.... "

Well stop winking at me then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dunno about sexiest job but airplane stewardesses - sexy! Oooffft anyone wanna wear that uniform for me please step forward

Steps forward...."

Lucky break there, a bloke might have offered...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno about sexiest job but airplane stewardesses - sexy! Oooffft anyone wanna wear that uniform for me please step forward

Steps forward...."

Oohhhh aye let's have it Fi , no stewardess outfit could contain they chebs though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

:0 liessssss

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By *lyingscotsman696Man
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

The things you see from the seat of a truck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toy tester for ann summers x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Toy tester for ann summers x"

Does it pay well, or do you just get to keep the samples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perks make up for the low wages

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think an undertaker would be a great job for the ladies, surrounded by stiffs all day..

I'll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think an undertaker would be a great job for the ladies, surrounded by stiffs all day..

I'll get my coat. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What female sketch show did the cop sketch where they rode the corpses in the morgue? I don't think it was Smack the Pony.

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