FabSwingers.com forum: worst lines ever ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got a msg earlier from a guy saying "what are you doing on here? You're too good to be on a site like this !!!! "

I mean Cmon. Heard a lot of bullshit lines but that's got to be one of the best yet ..

What's yours been .. either received or sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was my cracker......

If this was a dating site ...... I would never stop mailing you until I got a date! wow! You sound and look incredible! Marry me! ......

(Last time I checked... head does not zip up back....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the connoisseurs of bull crap alone ladies....

Ps I heard your poo smells of " pot pourii"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...I look better in person messages have to win overall or the the camera just doesn't like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This was my cracker......

If this was a dating site ...... I would never stop mailing you until I got a date! wow! You sound and look incredible! Marry me! ......

(Last time I checked... head does not zip up back....)"

This is true. Jinty was born before zips were invented. She has buttons. (Bet you wish you hadn't nagged me to post now!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This was my cracker......

If this was a dating site ...... I would never stop mailing you until I got a date! wow! You sound and look incredible! Marry me! ......

(Last time I checked... head does not zip up back....)

This is true. Jinty was born before zips were invented. She has buttons. (Bet you wish you hadn't nagged me to post now!)"

God.....and to think I missed your "wit"! Nurse.....increase my dosage!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep telling it's not "wit", it just rhymes with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I look better in person messages have to win overall or the the camera just doesn't like me

So it's not just me then

Geek

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

"I keep telling it's not "wit", it just rhymes with it."

Dits are a form of wit often spoke with a sense of rhyme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a msg earlier from a guy saying "what are you doing on here? You're too good to be on a site like this !!!! "

I mean Cmon. Heard a lot of bullshit lines but that's got to be one of the best yet ..

What's yours been .. either received or sent

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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit."

Is it really!??

OMG! You are so clever! I have never heard anyone say something so smart and sensible!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Is it really!??

OMG! You are so clever! I have never heard anyone say something so smart and sensible!!!!

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It has to be sarcasm surely, how can anyone be too good to be on a sex site, your on it, end of. Guys who say shite like that are usually desperate or dangerous even, maybe learning problems, a lot of that here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W O O O O S H . . .

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By *omma49Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW

some women need to remember a slim body, large cock- isn't a 100% gaurantee of you having a wild night of sex- cock size means fuck all, if your no good at sex

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow (for now)

"I'm straight, but I so want to fuck you."

Sigh.

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By *omma49Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Straight, and will never "deviate" from that course lol

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By *oodtimes222Man
over a year ago

Central

My persobal favourite is:

Can we play titanic.

I shout iceberg, you go down!

10 for effort 0 for chance

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