FabSwingers.com forum: I'm really scared......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm visiting Ratshit Towers....and I'm bloody scared!!

She's locked me in my cell and threatening me with non stop Ninj jokes!!

She said if I go online I'll get no meds

Somebody save me....PLEASSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Mwuahahha, you went out for are a free afternoon, without for permission!!! You are now in segregation. !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry kinkster i tried asking king kong, godzilla and a variety of superhero's to rescue you....

.... they all ran away screaming

"RATSHIT...... no fuckin chance"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mwuahahha, you went out for are a free afternoon, without for permission!!! You are now in segregation. !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry kinkster i tried asking king kong, godzilla and a variety of superhero's to rescue you....

.... they all ran away screaming

"RATSHIT...... no fuckin chance"

She's no nice

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Mwuahahha, you went out for are a free afternoon, without for permission!!! You are now in segregation. !!!!!"

Ehhhh.....could you maybe repeat that, in English?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm visiting Ratshit Towers....and I'm bloody scared!!

She's locked me in my cell and threatening me with non stop Ninj jokes!!

She said if I go online I'll get no meds

Somebody save me....PLEASSSSSEEEEE!!!!

I can post you a spoon so you can start digging your way out.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Should have taken her back something nice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember who the cake king is but surely he can get one to you with a file in it

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Walks on by whistling

No bloody way I'm risking ratshits wrath!!!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Looks like she's locked away no replies for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops, have I dropped myself in something I should be scared of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoops, have I dropped myself in something I should be scared of?"

you'll soon know if _urse ratshit gets hold of ye !!

Be afraid, be very afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk

everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk

everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...

poor jinty

"Shes nobodys chield

nobodys chiiieeeelllddd

shes jist like a floweeerrr

shes growin wiiieeeelllddd"

somebody shut that pub singer up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk

everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...

But you like it Jintz McGintz...you can converse with your other personalities in peace

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should have taken her back something nice!!

I did...me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm visiting Ratshit Towers....and I'm bloody scared!!

She's locked me in my cell and threatening me with non stop Ninj jokes!!

She said if I go online I'll get no meds

Somebody save me....PLEASSSSSEEEEE!!!!

I can post you a spoon so you can start digging your way out.

Gee ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk

everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...

poor jinty

"Shes nobodys chield

nobodys chiiieeeelllddd

shes jist like a floweeerrr

shes growin wiiieeeelllddd"

somebody shut that pub singer up

Awe ffs. ..it'll be the wallpaper song next! Beam me up!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saving the wallpaper song until wednesday when Scotland are playing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saving the wallpaper song until wednesday when Scotland are playing

Warning appreciated nutjob!!!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saving the wallpaper song until wednesday when Scotland are playing

Warning appreciated nutjob!!!!! xx

keep yer earplugs handy, it'll be loud enough to be heard in the kingdom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk

everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...

THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk

everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...

THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!"

How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk

everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...

THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!

How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!

Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk

everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...

THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!

How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!

Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?"

What a feckin chancer

.....she's actually a smurf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am afraid your on your own

it was nice talking to you , what did you leave me in your will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she allow you to "slop out" this morning or is she too cruel to even allow that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk

everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...

THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!

How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!

Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?

What a feckin chancer

.....she's actually a smurf

The one with the long white beard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk

everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...

THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!

How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!

Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?

What a feckin chancer

.....she's actually a smurf

does that mean that ratshit is gargamel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk

everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...

THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!

How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!

Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?

What a feckin chancer

.....she's actually a smurf

The one with the long white beard?"

Noooooooo, cute wee smurfette

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk

everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...

THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!

How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!

Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?

What a feckin chancer

.....she's actually a smurf

does that mean that ratshit is gargamel

Lmao!!....aye, the female version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk

everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...

THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!

How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!

Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?

What a feckin chancer

.....she's actually a smurf

The one with the long white beard?

Noooooooo, cute wee smurfette

The long white "beard" isn't necessarily on her chin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk

everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...

THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!

How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!

Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?

What a feckin chancer

.....she's actually a smurf

The one with the long white beard?

Noooooooo, cute wee smurfette

The long white "beard" isn't necessarily on her chin."

And I got told I was taking a risk earlier lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not scared of smurfs. You should be afraid of Fab's very own Louise Fletcher,though.

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oi Beany and Kuntles, you calling me an evil witch?

You know there are consequences for such behaviour

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Did she allow you to "slop out" this morning or is she too cruel to even allow that

My cruelty knows no bounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did she allow you to "slop out" this morning or is she too cruel to even allow that

My cruelty knows no bounds

Surely your sense of smell does though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi Beany and Kuntles, you calling me an evil witch?

You know there are consequences for such behaviour

Ratshit you meany, you cant scare the beany

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not scared of smurfs. You should be afraid of Fab's very own Louise Fletcher,though."

She's a pussycat really *gulp*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi Beany and Kuntles, you calling me an evil witch?

You know there are consequences for such behaviour

Ratshit you meany, you cant scare the beany

Oh Beany...it's been nice knowing you

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Did she allow you to "slop out" this morning or is she too cruel to even allow that

My cruelty knows no bounds

Surely your sense of smell does though

I have no sense of smell and come to think of it, you have not received your initiation into Ratshit Towers.

You are on slop out duty from now till 5pm Friday. Now get to it!!

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Oi Beany and Kuntles, you calling me an evil witch?

You know there are consequences for such behaviour

Ratshit you meany, you cant scare the beany

Cell 34 for you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi Beany and Kuntles, you calling me an evil witch?

You know there are consequences for such behaviour

Ratshit you meany, you cant scare the beany

Cell 34 for you!!!

can i request room 237

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Oi Beany and Kuntles, you calling me an evil witch?

You know there are consequences for such behaviour

Ratshit you meany, you cant scare the beany

Oh Beany...it's been nice knowing you

Did I grant you permission to speak??? Cell 35 for you

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Oi Beany and Kuntles, you calling me an evil witch?

You know there are consequences for such behaviour

Ratshit you meany, you cant scare the beany

Cell 34 for you!!!

can i request room 237

Any more nonsense and backchat from you and you will be on slop out with Mac!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi Beany and Kuntles, you calling me an evil witch?

You know there are consequences for such behaviour

Ratshit you meany, you cant scare the beany

Oh Beany...it's been nice knowing you

Did I grant you permission to speak??? Cell 35 for you

On a mission, dont need permission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did she allow you to "slop out" this morning or is she too cruel to even allow that

My cruelty knows no bounds

Surely your sense of smell does though

I have no sense of smell and come to think of it, you have not received your initiation into Ratshit Towers.

You are on slop out duty from now till 5pm Friday. Now get to it!!"

Please Ma'am may I have some rubber gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping quiet

and hoping Dear Nursey Ratshit

gets round to Wullie soon.......

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

" You are on slop out duty from now till 5pm Friday. Now get to it!!

Please Ma'am may I have some rubber gloves "

PAH!!! Don't be such a baby!!! Hands and tongue only, I want those buckets spotless!!

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm not scared of smurfs. You should be afraid of Fab's very own Louise Fletcher,though."

Please do not use my real name on the Forums!!!

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Keeping quiet

and hoping Dear Nursey Ratshit

gets round to Wullie soon.......

Jinty McGrotty, you may now come out of seclusion and go back to your cell... erm room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a bath please?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's see if Squinty turns a "norrmal" colour now she's out the tombs.

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Can I have a bath please?????

Yes. WULLIE, get the tin bath out and fill it with the ice blocks from the deep freeze. Please scrub Inmate McGrotty down with the wire brush and carbolic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I use turps to get the artistic blue paint off her? Or a blow torch and scraper?

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ice, wire brush and carbolic will suffice.

You really think I would let you loose with a blowtorch?? Silly, silly boy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even to singe off her long white beard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a bath please?????

Yes. WULLIE, get the tin bath out and fill it with the ice blocks from the deep freeze. Please scrub Inmate McGrotty down with the wire brush and carbolic."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a bath please?????

Yes. WULLIE, get the tin bath out and fill it with the ice blocks from the deep freeze. Please scrub Inmate McGrotty down with the wire brush and carbolic."

no fair !! Jinty always gets the fun stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping his head down and quietly going about his duties

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Neither wonder ye's are all locked up. Bunch of nutters!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a bath please?????

Yes. WULLIE, get the tin bath out and fill it with the ice blocks from the deep freeze. Please scrub Inmate McGrotty down with the wire brush and carbolic.

no fair !! Jinty always gets the fun stuff

I thought my idea was more fun.

For me.

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By *rnycpl2705Couple
over a year ago

Killin

After stumbling across Ratshit Towers and havin a sneaky peek through the letter box I'm going to do the sensible thing and..............RUN LIKE THE WIND...........good luck to all the brave souls in there!!!!!!!!

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"After stumbling across Ratshit Towers and havin a sneaky peek through the letter box I'm going to do the sensible thing and..............RUN LIKE THE WIND...........good luck to all the brave souls in there!!!!!!!!"

You do realise all the gates and fences are electrified and there is no escape!!

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

and the inmates no longer have souls. That is what I feast on!!!

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By *rnycpl2705Couple
over a year ago

Killin

You do realise all the gates and fences are electrified and there is no escape!!

*Finds nearest bush and cowers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and the inmates no longer have souls. That is what I feast on!!! "

Ha! I never had one in the first place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and the inmates no longer have souls. That is what I feast on!!! "

ratshits got so much soul she roams the asylum.... i mean guest house.... beltin oot aretha franklin choons

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By *rnycpl2705Couple
over a year ago

Killin

"and the inmates no longer have souls. That is what I feast on!!!

ratshits got so much soul she roams the asylum.... i mean guest house.... beltin oot aretha franklin choons

With the meds she's got she must sing "who's zoomin now" all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feck...gets boring in here eh?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint yourself a funny colour, and I'll get the wire brush and dettol round to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paint yourself a funny colour, and I'll get the wire brush and dettol round to you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paint yourself a funny colour, and I'll get the wire brush and dettol round to you.

For some reason McSquinty liked it when I used the bottle brush on her "hard to reach" places.

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By *rnycpl2705Couple
over a year ago

Killin

You do realise all the gates and fences are electrified and there is no escape!!

*Finds nearest bush and cowers* "

Is it safe to come out I'm feckin freezin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do realise all the gates and fences are electrified and there is no escape!!

*Finds nearest bush and cowers*

Is it safe to come out I'm feckin freezin"

Good grief....are you still here? Save yourselves... its too late for the rest of us but....R U N....... The fuse box is bound to blow soon......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smithers! Release the flying monkeys!"

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By *rnycpl2705Couple
over a year ago

Killin

You do realise all the gates and fences are electrified and there is no escape!!

*Finds nearest bush and cowers*

Is it safe to come out I'm feckin freezin

Good grief....are you still here? Save yourselves... its too late for the rest of us but....R U N....... The fuse box is bound to blow soon......

I'm trying......I found a toothpick and I'm digging under the fence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paint yourself a funny colour, and I'll get the wire brush and dettol round to you.

For some reason McSquinty liked it when I used the bottle brush on her "hard to reach" places."

She's a kinky wee bitch though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paint yourself a funny colour, and I'll get the wire brush and dettol round to you.

For some reason McSquinty liked it when I used the bottle brush on her "hard to reach" places.

She's a kinky wee bitch though

So I am finding out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paint yourself a funny colour, and I'll get the wire brush and dettol round to you.

For some reason McSquinty liked it when I used the bottle brush on her "hard to reach" places.

She's a kinky wee bitch though

So I am finding out.

Taught her everything I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paint yourself a funny colour, and I'll get the wire brush and dettol round to you.

For some reason McSquinty liked it when I used the bottle brush on her "hard to reach" places.

She's a kinky wee bitch though

So I am finding out.

Taught her everything I know

Surely not EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paint yourself a funny colour, and I'll get the wire brush and dettol round to you.

For some reason McSquinty liked it when I used the bottle brush on her "hard to reach" places.

She's a kinky wee bitch though

So I am finding out.

Taught her everything I know

Surely not EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, anything worth knowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ply her with cheap booze and im sure you will be able to escape easily

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Ply her with cheap booze and im sure you will be able to escape easily

Excuse me deary, but I only do expensive!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ply her with cheap booze and im sure you will be able to escape easily

Excuse me deary, but I only do expensive!!

and its murder trying to smuggle it in, still canny walk right since the last time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ply her with cheap booze and im sure you will be able to escape easily

Excuse me deary, but I only do expensive!!

and its murder trying to smuggle it in, still canny walk right since the last time

I thought it was a perfect fit...well after some 'encouragement'

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