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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

How means why

Awrite means hello

Sound means okay

Ahh ya fucker means ouch

Mockit means dirty

Testicle is prounounced bawsack

Drink means alcohol

Swear doon means promise

Aye means yes

A choon is a good song

Cunt means person

Bukilt means laughing

Everyone knows a wee Tam

12degrees means summer has arrived

Anymore ?

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Um ..... Am/are

Umny .... Aren't

Kin .... Can

Canny ... Can't

Ken ... You know

Howk .... Scratch

Fannybaws ..... Simon Cowell / Jeremy Kyle ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck rite aff - can mean no way, or go away

Heavay sexay - unsexy

Doon the toon - city centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sesh means having a good drink/session

Claikit means gormless

Hud yer wheesh means shut up

Mockit means dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goupin......sore

Baffies.......slippers

Neeps........turnip

Scullery......kitchen

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

c'mon tae fuck = hurry up

ya fuckin dancer = good one

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Shunky ..... Toilet

Shotty ..... Look out

Away an lie in yer ain pish ..... Don't be silly ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scottish. The language that proved the scientists who said two positives don't make a negative:

AYE, RIGHT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scottish. The language that proved the scientists who said two positives don't make a negative:

AYE, RIGHT!"

*Proved the scientists WRONG!*

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By *ime For ItMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Great Topic Jacs...reminds me of Stanley Baxter's - Parliamo Glasgow...which I thought was hilarious !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah = I

Mur = Am / Are

Murny = Aren't

Ginger - Carbonated soft drink regardless of flavour

Glaikit - gormless

Stank = Drain

Jubbly = Frozen juice

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Glaikit = stupid

bowing = disgusting

gies the boak = makes you feel sick

mon yersel = way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny :

1) lady parts, often heard from the ned "here doll gies a swatch ae yer fanny"

2) insulting comparison with lady parts, as in "mon ehn ya fanny"

3) term of endearment towards the eternally stupid, example "wit ye like ya fanny"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot the one which completely perplexes English people

Poke = Paper bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgot the one which completely perplexes English people

Poke = Paper bag"

and to confuse them more

pokey hat = ice cream cone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admin will be giving google translate a nervous breakdown with all this!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd assumed poke, as in a bag, came from pocket. Pokey hat much the same origin.

Pouch will be in there too somewhere far back.

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By *awk3y3Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

Stauner - Hard on

Cloot - Cloth

Far's 'at? - Where is that?

Scunnert - Fed Up

Corrie Fister - Left handed person

Sook - someone who brown-noses at work for instance

Affa - Awfully

Blootered - D*unk

Howk - Scratch

Loup - Jump

Dreich - Cold wet n Dull

Mink - Poor personal hygeine

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

polis to ned - get yersel up the road

ned stands still

polis to ned - go away or you're getting the jail

ned stands still

polis to ned - which part of "get tae fuck" don't you understand?

lights come on in ned's head and he wanders off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure of the official spelling but

Boufin or boggin - as in that's yukky

Barry - as in that's ace/great

Skelp- slap/smack

Heid the baw- someone who's irritated you or term of endearment

Sure Bo's got lots more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bawhair...official unit of measurement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only language in the world where two positives can mean a negative.......

"I've got the biggest cock in Glasgow"

"Aye Right"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yous haven't even started on the Gaelic yet.

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Pallie Duecket = Left Handed

Numptie = Idiot

Gadgie = Low Life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numptie = Idiot

This is about the only one I do know.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"And yous haven't even started on the Gaelic yet.

Gaelic isn't a language, it's a job creation programme.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ben ....through

we`ll see ...... means no

bunker ....kitchen worktop

hoor ...... popular woman

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