FabSwingers.com forum: im 96% jesus

By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus coped with nails being hammered through his hands as well ninj.

not suggesting you try it but if you do let us know how it goes

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Jesus coped with nails being hammered through his hands as well ninj.

not suggesting you try it but if you do let us know how it goes

I'm willing to help see if you can walk on the Firth of Forth if you want ninj

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I have been known to walk on air

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I have been known to walk on air

Air Jordans DO NOT COUNT Steph

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I have been known to walk on air

Air Jordans DO NOT COUNT Steph

I don't wear Air Jordans I float in my gorgeous gowns

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

If you turn water in to wine .. call me . Lol x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus

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If you really are jesus im the virginn mary ...call me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oiii ninj

Steph says your turning water into wine over here - can you make mine a Morgans? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lolllll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you turn water in to wine .. call me . Lol x"

I can turn wine into water. Ish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you turn water in to wine .. call me . Lol x

I can turn wine into water. Ish.

Did you miss out a P lol xx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

He's not the messiah.......

You know the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ninja's away down to tynecastle to try his lazarus act on the jam tarts

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Jesus built my hotrod ...... So all I can say is ....... Dingalinglangadangalonglinglong ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you turn water in to wine .. call me . Lol x

I can turn wine into water. Ish.

Did you miss out a P lol xx "

Ossibly...

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

I can turn water into wine. but everyone has to turn around and not look for it to work and any noises of switching bottles is completely coincidental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus coped with nails being hammered through his hands as well ninj.

not suggesting you try it but if you do let us know how it goes

This alleged predecesor to David Blaine did die after his escapology ballsup, most likely from blood los

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus

If you really are jesus im the virginn mary ...call me

Haha

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus

If you really are jesus im the virginn mary ...call me

Haha

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lol

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Hey u fancy going on a wooden cross and getting nails hammered in to you but remember and turn the water into wine before u do.Oh and dont forget the thorny bunnet. Signed wee mary from jerusalem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just bought some loaves and fishes can you do anything with them got a few folk coming over about 5000 any suggestions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's only 96% Jesus, so he can only feed 4,800 of them.

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Jesus coped with nails being hammered through his hands as well ninj.

not suggesting you try it but if you do let us know how it goes

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erm i've hit the nail's on my fingers a fair few time's with a hammer...doe's that count?

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Jesus coped with nails being hammered through his hands as well ninj.

not suggesting you try it but if you do let us know how it goes

I'm willing to help see if you can walk on the Firth of Forth if you want ninj

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shouldnt be a problem as anyone can use the occasional floating nappy or bloated dead body to hop and skip your way across

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"If you turn water in to wine .. call me . Lol x"
i've already figured out how to turn water into moonshine....should i still call ya?

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus

If you really are jesus im the virginn mary ...call me

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hmmm well you will be known as the bloody mary after im finished with ya and i aint talking about devine conception baby

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"This thread has made me chuckle

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chuckle on chuckle brother's & sister's

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Hey u fancy going on a wooden cross and getting nails hammered in to you but remember and turn the water into wine before u do.Oh and dont forget the thorny bunnet. Signed wee mary from jerusalem

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hmmm someone clearly has a sadomasochistic streak

xxx

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I just bought some loaves and fishes can you do anything with them got a few folk coming over about 5000 any suggestions"
erm yea no problem....hold on a sec let me just call up jamie oliver and see if i can figure out a recipe

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus

and 100% of us say "Oh Jesus, what shit joke is he foisting on us now!!"

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus

and 100% of us say "Oh Jesus, what shit joke is he foisting on us now!!"

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your zealous pessismism is so draining and non-endearing ya lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus

and 100% of us say "Oh Jesus, what shit joke is he foisting on us now!!"

your zealous pessismism is so draining and non-endearing ya lol"

Don't you mean "I find your lack of faith disturbing"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be mother theaser?

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Can I be mother theaser?

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dont tease just please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wondered whether my likeness was akin to the big man himself cause in the throws of passion the woman keeps calling to me "Oh my God, Oh Jesus, oh my fucking God." I have to keep reminding them that I'm just a dumb ole country boy with dirt between my toes. lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I often wondered whether my likeness was akin to the big man himself cause in the throws of passion the woman keeps calling to me "Oh my God, Oh Jesus, oh my fucking God." I have to keep reminding them that I'm just a dumb ole country boy with dirt between my toes. lol

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Im just very religious you know ..honest i am hee hee

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