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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So....out for tea promised...so.....posh red frock, stockings, high boots, new haircut, make-up immaculate. "You look nice darling".....and a wee kiss....then more kisses, then ....

So...now... pizza in the oven....that's the way it goes sometimes!!! Going out is overrated anyway......sod the planning!!! Anyone else LOVE it when plans change???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope that pizza is a pineapple free zone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope that pizza is a pineapple free zone "

Its a good auld Scots Italian pizza.... Haggis!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

You had a plan??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're just a durty mare Jinty Jugs!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're just a durty mare Jinty Jugs!! "

I repeat....Madame Pott may I introduce Miss Kettle?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're just a durty mare Jinty Jugs!!

I repeat....Madame Pott may I introduce Miss Kettle????? "

Don't know what you're talking about

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"You're just a durty mare Jinty Jugs!!

I repeat....Madame Pott may I introduce Miss Kettle?????

Don't know what you're talking about "

Kountess pott meet Miss Kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're just a durty mare Jinty Jugs!!

I repeat....Madame Pott may I introduce Miss Kettle?????

Don't know what you're talking about

Kountess pott meet Miss Kettle "

'Kountess Pott' lol

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Always good to be taken by surprise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're just a durty mare Jinty Jugs!!

I repeat....Madame Pott may I introduce Miss Kettle?????

Don't know what you're talking about

Kountess pott meet Miss Kettle "

Is it not Kountess Kettle, alliteratively speaking. I won't make an alliterative joke about Miss Potts...

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

So much for dont get in touch for 10 days Jintz I did a you and thought this thread meant you werent away after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It took her ten days to get presentable, because she's a wumman. (Allegedly).

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By *ime For ItMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"So....out for tea promised...so.....posh red frock, stockings, high boots, new haircut, make-up immaculate. "You look nice darling".....and a wee kiss....then more kisses, then ....

So...now... pizza in the oven....that's the way it goes sometimes!!! Going out is overrated anyway......sod the planning!!! Anyone else LOVE it when plans change??? "

Sorry to hear about your " Change of Plan " Jinty...but as a Newb here....this sort of thing seems to happen pretty often on FS ? Does it happen a Lot to both Male and Females on here ? Just trying to figure out what to expect is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What to expect is lots of cancellations and lame excuses. Or just getting ignored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I'm just crabbit from having the cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It took her ten days to get presentable, because she's a wumman. (Allegedly)."

Eh....what do you mean "allegedly"???? Get a lemsip doon ye!!!!!

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By *ime For ItMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"What to expect is lots of cancellations and lame excuses. Or just getting ignored."

Yes....seems many folks on here complain about. But Thanks for headsup on it anyway...appreciated.

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By *ime For ItMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"It took her ten days to get presentable, because she's a wumman. (Allegedly).

Eh....what do you mean "allegedly"???? Get a lemsip doon ye!!!!! "

Soo glad I just shower and shave before I go out...and not spend a Lot of time as Jinty did...for a No Show ! What a timewaster...I hope he had a good excuse Jinty ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It took her ten days to get presentable, because she's a wumman. (Allegedly).

Eh....what do you mean "allegedly"???? Get a lemsip doon ye!!!!! "

I'm still waiting for that second opinion on your "mangina", so the jury is still out.

Feck the lemsip, I'm on my 6th hot toddy of the day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It took her ten days to get presentable, because she's a wumman. (Allegedly).

Eh....what do you mean "allegedly"???? Get a lemsip doon ye!!!!!

Soo glad I just shower and shave before I go out...and not spend a Lot of time as Jinty did...for a No Show ! What a timewaster...I hope he had a good excuse Jinty ?"

Aye yer right....he is a bit of a waste of time ....the sod showed up!!!!! (Maybe give the OP another read poppet....don't think you're quite getting the point....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So much for dont get in touch for 10 days Jintz I did a you and thought this thread meant you werent away after all "

When did YOU go blonde Hooky?????

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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Soo glad I just shower and shave before I go out...and not spend a Lot of time as Jinty did...for a No Show ! What a timewaster...I hope he had a good excuse Jinty ?"

He showed up......Then he took her (or she took him) that part is unclear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Soo glad I just shower and shave before I go out...and not spend a Lot of time as Jinty did...for a No Show ! What a timewaster...I hope he had a good excuse Jinty ?

He showed up......Then he took her (or she took him) that part is unclear "

My lips are sealed...now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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My lips are sealed...now.... "

All of them?

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"It took her ten days to get presentable, because she's a wumman. (Allegedly)."

Psst....Wullie.....................she is, trust me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure? I seen some of these recycled willies, and they're quite convincing.

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