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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Being the randy pervert that I am im often sifting through the new picture posting category. These obviously have lots of pics of blokes doing very odd things ranging from panty wearing to odd shape insertion but the oddest thing is measuring there cock with a can of spray or a remote ??? What the feck is that lol do women think " feck me hiw bigs that? Oh hold on ill check my can of sure for men" lol I was curious as to why if your gonna measure ya cock why ya dont use a measuring tape ?? Hehe I often get my mickey mouse ruler out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not alone in your thinking. I just feel sorry for the poor soul that has to change channel after its been rammed into someone's naked groin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Special half size cans are available off the internet and arrive under plain wrapper. Now you know why minature bottles of spirit are such perfect copies of the full size bottles. Luckily I've never needed such deception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your not alone in your thinking. I just feel sorry for the poor soul that has to change channel after its been rammed into someone's naked groin "

Gonna think twice about putting tv remote to my mouth now whilst deciding on what to watch boak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha i dont get why they feel need to do it either its even funnier when they say vwe and there three inches shorter than the remote funny as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw one the other day with a tape measure. If you looked closely it started at the root at 2 inch. Rest must of been up his are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah but is it sky plus or sky plus HD??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol classic hehe surely the wording W/E seems to be depending on the mans eyesight lol if a woman says to me ive got a big cock ill take it to my grave lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol classic hehe surely the wording W/E seems to be depending on the mans eyesight lol if a woman says to me ive got a big cock ill take it to my grave lol "

Won't we all buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mines normally been scratching my back or head lol and yes I mean the remote I can only dream ma cock could do that hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or you can do the tried and tested technique of taking pics of your cock with a very petite womans tiny hands on it to make you look massive hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or you can do the tried and tested technique of taking pics of your cock with a very petite womans tiny hands on it to make you look massive hehe"

wheres Jeremy Beadle when you need him!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oooh youve taken that toooo far lol

Do you know any support groups for that kinda thing ???

Lol

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