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"I'm famous amongst family and friends for being a clumsy individual who could trip over a penny on the pavement but today I took a tumble in spectacular fashion. I was boarding a train and although I took note to "mind the gap" I misjudged it badly and ended up sprawled across the train entrance on my face! I was ok....but what kinda riled me were the 3 young men who got on after me as I lay there ( one actually had to step over me to get into the carriage) without a single one helping me up or enquiring if I was in one piece. That was left to a lady of a similar age to myself who was sitting nearby. Having a young son with lots of friends and often witnessing their caring attitudes to others I was amazed. Was I just very unlucky....or is this the age we now live in? Bruised bum.....scraped knuckles ...squinty bun....but otherwise intact Jintz!!!!!! Plus big red face! Stone cold sober too before you ask..... ![]() ![]() Just hope no one recorded it on there mobile and has it posted on you tube or sent it in to harry hill ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wish I could say it was graceful Steph.....but imagine a sack of tatties being thrown off a lorry..... ![]() Have an 8 inch bruise on my arm from falling over a box myself know how you feel ![]() | |||
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"I'm famous amongst family and friends for being a clumsy individual who could trip over a penny on the pavement but today I took a tumble in spectacular fashion. I was boarding a train and although I took note to "mind the gap" I misjudged it badly and ended up sprawled across the train entrance on my face! I was ok....but what kinda riled me were the 3 young men who got on after me as I lay there ( one actually had to step over me to get into the carriage) without a single one helping me up or enquiring if I was in one piece. That was left to a lady of a similar age to myself who was sitting nearby. Having a young son with lots of friends and often witnessing their caring attitudes to others I was amazed. Was I just very unlucky....or is this the age we now live in? Bruised bum.....scraped knuckles ...squinty bun....but otherwise intact Jintz!!!!!! Plus big red face! Stone cold sober too before you ask..... ![]() ![]() Awww you poor thing hope you ok xxx | |||
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"Hell was that you Jinty. We were in carriage and got it on cam and posted on facebook and its had 764,841 hits already" Did you manage to capture the forward roll???? Didn't notice you rushing to help me though ya miserable gits!!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hell was that you Jinty. We were in carriage and got it on cam and posted on facebook and its had 764,841 hits already Did you manage to capture the forward roll???? Didn't notice you rushing to help me though ya miserable gits!!!! ![]() ![]() Jinty throwing yourself at all these young men isnt very lady like now stop it and behave like a lady in future lol ![]() | |||
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"Awwww, Jintz.....think you were just unlucky. I know my lads or any of their mates would have helped you out. Mind you they'd have pissed themselves after ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm ok hunni but I think I pissed myself during....not after!!! ![]() | |||
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"It will be on Metros' FB page tomorrow under the headline "Deranged swinger tries to throw herself under train. (See video) That's if I can upload the video to yachoob. " More "derailed" than deranged!!! Lol ![]() | |||
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"I feel sorry for the poor train, imagine wee chuggington sitting waity for jinty to enter. Next second jinty is blushing due to slipping on a stray leaf........... Nothing to do with the 24in stilleto thigh high uggs. On a serious note, do those bruises need kissed better. Is deep heat gel required ![]() Please don't mention the boots.... I've already been told to bin them!!!!! All kisses gratefully received..... ![]() | |||
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"Awwww, Jintz.....think you were just unlucky. I know my lads or any of their mates would have helped you out. Mind you they'd have pissed themselves after ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh no!!...Jinty pissy pants ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Age of chivalry is indeed long gone.Only a few of us dinosaurs left!!!Hope you're OK? xx" I'm ok Rab ....but still blushing....right opposite the waiting room too!!!!!! Everyone got a great view.... ![]() | |||
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"No, its not dead.... Plenty of young and old out there that would have helped.... Thanx for the image though Jinty....made me ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol....thank you thank you....always on hand to provide a bit of cabaret! Did another spectacular one in a packed theatre once. Straight down nose first....my companions reaction was "what are you doing down there?".... "Checking the carpet" was my response as I vainly tried to recover my dignity and stuff my right boob back into my posh frock!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm famous amongst family and friends for being a clumsy individual who could trip over a penny on the pavement but today I took a tumble in spectacular fashion. I was boarding a train and although I took note to "mind the gap" I misjudged it badly and ended up sprawled across the train entrance on my face! I was ok....but what kinda riled me were the 3 young men who got on after me as I lay there ( one actually had to step over me to get into the carriage) without a single one helping me up or enquiring if I was in one piece. That was left to a lady of a similar age to myself who was sitting nearby. Having a young son with lots of friends and often witnessing their caring attitudes to others I was amazed. Was I just very unlucky....or is this the age we now live in? Bruised bum.....scraped knuckles ...squinty bun....but otherwise intact Jintz!!!!!! Plus big red face! Stone cold sober too before you ask..... ![]() ![]() Shocking behaviour. Hope your ok! Id hate to think our eldest would behave in such an unthinkable manor! Xx | |||
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"I'd have helped you up if I'd noticed, but most likely with the daze I walk around in I'd probably have ended up sprawled on the floor of the train beside you having not noticed and tripped over you. But couscous say that wad chivalrous in a way because it may have diverted attention from your mishap." Lol....you'd have noticed me alright.....i was blocking the doorway!!!! I'd have been glad of the company down there though!!!! ![]() | |||
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"Hope you're okay jinty and aren't hurt too badly. I Know how you feel I went down in a heap at last social and got some loud laughs but no one rushed to help me either come to think of it. I have to say I did laugh. What else could I do ![]() ![]() Thanks Shelley....I'm absolutely fine....thanks to all the padding I just bounced. Only broke a nail and my bun clip!!!! ![]() | |||
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"Maybe you tried to skip on before them,despite turning up later and they were thinking 'thats karma' ![]() Me? Skip? In these shoes...I don't think so! ![]() | |||
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"Maybe you tried to skip on before them,despite turning up later and they were thinking 'thats karma' ![]() ![]() Lol....sounds like you had enough trouble just walking in them Jinty ? | |||
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"Maybe you tried to skip on before them,despite turning up later and they were thinking 'thats karma' ![]() ![]() Makes no difference to me......I can go flying in flats!!!! ![]() | |||
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"Do you want flowers at your funeral, or a donation to charity? ![]() dont think there will be enough of him left for a funeral ![]() | |||
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"Do you want flowers at your funeral, or a donation to charity? ![]() ![]() Oh well, just a memorial service then? ![]() | |||
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