FabSwingers.com forum: you know your getting old when?

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Your watching porn and all you are thinking is fuck me that bed look comfy

you your getting old when ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMFAO

Getting old when the girls in said porn are you enough to be your GRANDaughtet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young enough and Grandaughter

Jeez all thumbs today

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

your eyes aren't as good as they were, your hair is taking longer to keep the grey at bay and when the body starts heading south!!! Then of course, there is the constant sore joints, aches and pains. But I'm good really!!!!

Who am I again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when u want fm shoes, but buy the comfy ones

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When your tutting at how short your daughters skirt is knowing full well yours was shorter at that age

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)

When you mention a stylus and people immediately think of a wee pen for poking at a smartphone or a tablet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Beer, Bum and Gramophone Records were all the rage instead of Sex, Drugs and Simon Cowell

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When you shag in every position possible then feel like you've hit by a truck the next day

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By *ime For ItMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

There are Two things that happen to us as we get older. The First is...we begin to lose our Memory..................and for the life of me...I can't remember what the other one was ?....lol.

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

when you wish like fuck for saga to start a swingers site..pmsl

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

When you have more hair in your nose than your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um do I qualify to write on this thread

When you know a hot soak in the bath and a good book is you idea of a perfect quiet night in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you check your partner for a pulse after sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see the younger girls out on the town, first though is they look freezing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get up naked in the morning go to the toilet and your balls are swinging by your knees.

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By *piderxMan
over a year ago

west lothian

when you get a text from the doctors offering you an appointment at the well health clinic

yes it just happened to me

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By *lydecoupleCouple
over a year ago

greenock

You know that you are old when you are watching porn and all the m.i.l.f.s are younger than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea, im increasing in age but not getting old

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Your getting old when your age isn't represented by a score with one dart

( 17 soon )

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

When your 12 year old son is as tall as you and thinks he can tell you what to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!! Not there yet though!!!

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

You go to bed before eight on a friday night to read just cause the tvs boring

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