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It was the last place you could get proper chips but not anymore | |||
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"Obviously not in KFC!
It was the last place you could get proper chips but not anymore "KFC just doesn't do my chicken fillet fix anymore. Having to go out the way and do my own breaded fillets. To much time cook. Not enough playing! | |||
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"Obviously not in KFC!
It was the last place you could get proper chips but not anymore
KFC just doesn't do my chicken fillet fix anymore. Having to go out the way and do my own breaded fillets.
To much time cook. Not enough playing!"Find a shop that sells Indian spices and you'll find some excellent coatings for chicken 
But I do still like my fillet burgers  | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there..... "Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!  | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!! "OOOH, quaking in my slippers!! | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!
OOOH, quaking in my slippers!! "Where's ratshit when you need her???  | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!! "That sounds more like a reward than a punishment furry | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!
That sounds more like a reward than a punishment furry"Not really...you ain't seen Bertha!! | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!
OOOH, quaking in my slippers!!
Where's ratshit when you need her??? "Apparently still in a drug fuelled stupor and nursing a sore foof | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!
That sounds more like a reward than a punishment furry
Not really...you ain't seen Bertha!! "Gonna have to look her up lol | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!
OOOH, quaking in my slippers!!
Where's ratshit when you need her???
Apparently still in a drug fuelled stupor and nursing a sore foof "We'll get away with murder today then....where's Jinxy btw...she usually gets me in bother with Ratshit  | |||
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"When did KFC stop doing proper thick cut chips and start selling fries??????? "What were you doing at a KFC anyway...hmmmmmmm?? | |||
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"When did KFC stop doing proper thick cut chips and start selling fries???????
What were you doing at a KFC anyway...hmmmmmmm?? "Feeding his already fat coupon!! | |||
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" We'll get away with murder today then....where's Jinxy btw...she usually gets me in bother with Ratshit "Well since Jinxy isnt around to do that, ill give it my best shot  | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!
That sounds more like a reward than a punishment furry
Not really...you ain't seen Bertha!!
Gonna have to look her up lol"Haha, good luck with that one!! | |||
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"When did KFC stop doing proper thick cut chips and start selling fries???????
What were you doing at a KFC anyway...hmmmmmmm??
Feeding his already fat coupon!! "Ffs Wendy, ya cannae say that.....now Fuzzball's gonna turn up at yer door and club you to death wi Bertha!! | |||
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" We'll get away with murder today then....where's Jinxy btw...she usually gets me in bother with Ratshit
Well since Jinxy isnt around to do that, ill give it my best shot "Don't get over ambitious, you've got man flu!! | |||
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" We'll get away with murder today then....where's Jinxy btw...she usually gets me in bother with Ratshit
Well since Jinxy isnt around to do that, ill give it my best shot
Don't get over ambitious, you've got man flu!! "I did say my best shot didnt say Id manage | |||
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"When did KFC stop doing proper thick cut chips and start selling fries???????
What were you doing at a KFC anyway...hmmmmmmm??
Feeding his already fat coupon!!
Ffs Wendy, ya cannae say that.....now Fuzzball's gonna turn up at yer door and club you to death wi Bertha!! "Not if Bertha clubs him first | |||
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"When did KFC stop doing proper thick cut chips and start selling fries???????
What were you doing at a KFC anyway...hmmmmmmm??
Feeding his already fat coupon!!
Ffs Wendy, ya cannae say that.....now Fuzzball's gonna turn up at yer door and club you to death wi Bertha!!
Not if Bertha clubs him first " | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!
OOOH, quaking in my slippers!!
Where's ratshit when you need her???
Apparently still in a drug fuelled stupor and nursing a sore foof
We'll get away with murder today then....where's Jinxy btw...she usually gets me in bother with Ratshit "I'm here!!!! What's Occurring????¿??? Is ratty AWOL? Let's rock 'n' roll!!!!who's got the med keys?????? | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Shut it you or else I'll send ratshit round to beat you with your very own big Bertha!!!!
OOOH, quaking in my slippers!!
Where's ratshit when you need her???
Apparently still in a drug fuelled stupor and nursing a sore foof
We'll get away with murder today then....where's Jinxy btw...she usually gets me in bother with Ratshit
I'm here!!!! What's Occurring????¿???
Is ratty AWOL? Let's rock 'n' roll!!!!who's got the med keys?????? "Yayyyyyy, Jinxy
Ratshit's oot the game on her meds and got a sore foof from being a durty mare last night.....and nobodies locked up  | |||
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"The cupboard is bare!!! "Only cuz you raided it first thing this morning!!!! | |||
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"Wish I hadn't looked this thread now I want a kfc now" It was really nice Fi - just the chips to complain about. | |||
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"The cupboard is bare!!!
Only cuz you raided it first thing this morning!!!! "How come I always get the blame for Ratty? | |||
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" How come I always get the blame for Ratty? "Cause youre Ratty in disguise  | |||
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" How come I always get the blame for Ratty?
Cause youre Ratty in disguise "No way!! Even Wendy's not got the warped mind of Ratty | |||
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" How come I always get the blame for Ratty?
Cause youre Ratty in disguise "Definitely not me!! | |||
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"When did KFC stop doing proper thick cut chips and start selling fries??????? "Never knew Kilmarnock Football Club did thick cut chips in the first place and is it no a bit far for you to travel too just for chips  | |||
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" How come I always get the blame for Ratty?
Cause youre Ratty in disguise
Definitely not me!! "Pmsfl. I love the way Wendy gets the blame for everything
Serves you right for threatening me with Bertha!! | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there..... "Hahaha! Totally agree... I prefer making my own southern fried chicken, but not fired! **points to self** Chef by trade! | |||
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" How come I always get the blame for Ratty?
Cause youre Ratty in disguise "Are you trying to get us all intae bother!!!!!! Shush!!!! Lol...... | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Hahaha! Totally agree... I prefer making my own southern fried chicken, but not fired!
**points to self** Chef by trade!"Oohhhhh, boys and girls we've got a chef in the institution!!
What we all ordering for tea then??
I'd like steak please, baked potato and salad...nom nom | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Hahaha! Totally agree... I prefer making my own southern fried chicken, but not fired!
**points to self** Chef by trade!
Oohhhhh, boys and girls we've got a chef in the institution!!
What we all ordering for tea then??
I'd like steak please, baked potato and salad...nom nom "Extra large T-bone medium rare, THICK cut chips, peas and some garlic bread would be lovely thanks | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Hahaha! Totally agree... I prefer making my own southern fried chicken, but not fired!
**points to self** Chef by trade!
Oohhhhh, boys and girls we've got a chef in the institution!!
What we all ordering for tea then??
I'd like steak please, baked potato and salad...nom nom "Love to cook...Don't do it professionally anymore... Even had my own restaurant in Dunbar many moons ago! Sometimes I cook only wearing my apron! UHOH! Watch out for that spitting bacon fat! | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Hahaha! Totally agree... I prefer making my own southern fried chicken, but not fired!
**points to self** Chef by trade!
Oohhhhh, boys and girls we've got a chef in the institution!!
What we all ordering for tea then??
I'd like steak please, baked potato and salad...nom nom
Love to cook...Don't do it professionally anymore... Even had my own restaurant in Dunbar many moons ago!
Sometimes I cook only wearing my apron! UHOH! Watch out for that spitting bacon fat!"I like to cook too....but haven't cooked naked...yet lol...ouchies!! | |||
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God, can you imagine what she would do to herself????? | |||
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"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!
God, can you imagine what she would do to herself????? "Doesn't 'bare' thinking about haha | |||
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"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!
God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????
Doesn't 'bare' thinking about haha "Hmmmmmm | |||
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"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!
God, can you imagine what she would do to herself????? "HAHAHAHAHA, piss off Fudley!! | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Hahaha! Totally agree... I prefer making my own southern fried chicken, but not fired!
**points to self** Chef by trade!
Oohhhhh, boys and girls we've got a chef in the institution!!
What we all ordering for tea then??
I'd like steak please, baked potato and salad...nom nom
Love to cook...Don't do it professionally anymore... Even had my own restaurant in Dunbar many moons ago!
Sometimes I cook only wearing my apron! UHOH! Watch out for that spitting bacon fat!
I like to cook too....but haven't cooked naked...yet lol...ouchies!! "Cooking on its own is a challenge to some. Cooking naked is a life skill! Menu tonight then (for me anyway!) Smoke loin of cod in a creamy mushroom, lemongrass and chilli sauce on a bed of lemon rice... All washed down with something Bubbly! Best strip off and get cooking! | |||
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"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!
God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????
HAHAHAHAHA, piss off Fudley!! "Come on, be honest. Would you REALLY want to risk it??? | |||
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"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!
God, can you imagine what she would do to herself????? "just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination! | |||
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"KFC are rank!!! So there.....
Hahaha! Totally agree... I prefer making my own southern fried chicken, but not fired!
**points to self** Chef by trade!
Oohhhhh, boys and girls we've got a chef in the institution!!
What we all ordering for tea then??
I'd like steak please, baked potato and salad...nom nom
Love to cook...Don't do it professionally anymore... Even had my own restaurant in Dunbar many moons ago!
Sometimes I cook only wearing my apron! UHOH! Watch out for that spitting bacon fat!
I like to cook too....but haven't cooked naked...yet lol...ouchies!!
Cooking on its own is a challenge to some. Cooking naked is a life skill!
Menu tonight then (for me anyway!)
Smoke loin of cod in a creamy mushroom, lemongrass and chilli sauce on a bed of lemon rice... All washed down with something Bubbly!
Best strip off and get cooking!"Just 2 things wrong with that - 1. Don't need you naked
2. Can you leave out the mushrooms please | |||
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"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!
God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????
just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!"and in some cases not just your hands !! | |||
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"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!
God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????
just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!"It be more worried about her falling off the kitchen worktop - she has a habit of dancing on tables | |||
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"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!
God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????
just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!
and in some cases not just your hands !! "You're supposed to use a WHISK!!!!! | |||
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"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!
God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????
just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!
and in some cases not just your hands !!
You're supposed to use a WHISK!!!!! "Jeezzz....where's Ratty with the meds, place is getting out of hand again | |||
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"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!
God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????
just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!
and in some cases not just your hands !!
You're supposed to use a WHISK!!!!!
Jeezzz....where's Ratty with the meds, place is getting out of hand again "Wasn't me using my cock to stir the sauce | |||
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"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!
God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????
just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!
and in some cases not just your hands !!
You're supposed to use a WHISK!!!!!
Jeezzz....where's Ratty with the meds, place is getting out of hand again "a whisk is good... But a hot spatula to stop those cheeks from sticking to the work top is also fun! | |||
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"NO FMUMA!!!!!! NO COOKING NAKED!!!
God, can you imagine what she would do to herself?????
just remember to wash your hands! Don't want any cross contamination!
and in some cases not just your hands !!
You're supposed to use a WHISK!!!!!
Jeezzz....where's Ratty with the meds, place is getting out of hand again "If anyone starts getting things in hand they will definitely need to wash them  | |||
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"You are all feckin barking mad!! God help you all tomorrow if Ratty shows up... "We will just blame you | |||
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