FabSwingers.com forum: All things scottish

By *hySoSerious85 OP Man
over a year ago

Melbourne

moving to oz soon and thinking of the things ill miss and just wondering what is everyones favourite "truly Scottish thing" like irn bru, highland toffee bars or even buckfast! (although it is made in England), doesn't have to be food.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"moving to oz soon and thinking of the things ill miss and just wondering what is everyones favourite "truly Scottish thing" like irn bru, highland toffee bars or even buckfast! (although it is made in England), doesn't have to be food.

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tattie scones,plain thick cut plain bread and square sausages lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

The summer!

Trust me, there will come a time during the OZ summer you WILL be wishing for a good old Scottish one

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By *hySoSerious85 OP Man
over a year ago

Melbourne

"The summer!

Trust me, there will come a time during the OZ summer you WILL be wishing for a good old Scottish one

that's true, Ill miss white Christmases!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kilt

Nothing better than hanging loose wearing one when there's plenty naughty ladies about lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

My daughter misses chocolate...

Have to keep sending her some lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

True scottish banter and camaraderie you will find yourself craving the most in my travels its what i always missed

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Accents!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good old Scottish sausages.... Doesn't sound right does it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taps aff weather every day will go a long way to making up for it but Scotland has such a high volume of harmless weirdos to brighten up your day. I'd miss that.

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Water we have the best in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hamish the coo?

Or is that just me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tattie scones,plain thick cut plain bread and square sausages lol

This for me. Going to England and finding out there is no square sausage and (proper) tattie scones..,arghhhh!! Plain bread as well, lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heart Disease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decent malt whiskey. You better get used to fosters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A decent malt whiskey. You better get used to fosters.

Fosters isn't actually Australian lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A decent malt whiskey. You better get used to fosters.

Fosters isn't actually Australian lol

I thought it was made by some guy called Bruce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A decent malt whiskey. You better get used to fosters.

Fosters isn't actually Australian lol

I thought it was made by some guy called Bruce.

Haha! G'day Bruce! Skippy get outa the water!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A decent malt whiskey. You better get used to fosters.

Fosters isn't actually Australian lol

And whiskEy isn't actually Scottish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A decent malt whiskey. You better get used to fosters.

Fosters isn't actually Australian lol

And whiskEy isn't actually Scottish."

Hahaha!

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By *hySoSerious85 OP Man
over a year ago

Melbourne

Banter and just the general way Scottish people act, we are a rare breed and Im definetly going to miss that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The summer!

Trust me, there will come a time during the OZ summer you WILL be wishing for a good old Scottish one

He wont miss the summer midgies as they will be replaced by the killer mossies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being able to speak the truth without being thought of as rude by others that really need to toughen up.

Swearing properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I live in England now there are many things I miss but when I visit the first thing I do is head to nearest pub n order a cold pint of tennants lager mmm I can almost taste it now.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"As I live in England now there are many things I miss but when I visit the first thing I do is head to nearest pub n order a cold pint of tennants lager mmm I can almost taste it now."

Couldn't you just collect a few days urine and keep it in the fridge?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"As I live in England now there are many things I miss but when I visit the first thing I do is head to nearest pub n order a cold pint of tennants lager mmm I can almost taste it now.

Couldn't you just collect a few days urine and keep it in the fridge?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I live in England now there are many things I miss but when I visit the first thing I do is head to nearest pub n order a cold pint of tennants lager mmm I can almost taste it now.

Couldn't you just collect a few days urine and keep it in the fridge?

tennants like many others isnt a pure brewed lager miss d

it contains adatives to produce a consistant flavour, colour etc but it also gives it a consistant piss water taste.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"As I live in England now there are many things I miss but when I visit the first thing I do is head to nearest pub n order a cold pint of tennants lager mmm I can almost taste it now.

Couldn't you just collect a few days urine and keep it in the fridge?

tennants like many others isnt a pure brewed lager miss d

it contains adatives to produce a consistant flavour, colour etc but it also gives it a consistant piss water taste.

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oh you have tasted piss water !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I live in England now there are many things I miss but when I visit the first thing I do is head to nearest pub n order a cold pint of tennants lager mmm I can almost taste it now.

Couldn't you just collect a few days urine and keep it in the fridge?

tennants like many others isnt a pure brewed lager miss d

it contains adatives to produce a consistant flavour, colour etc but it also gives it a consistant piss water taste.

oh you have tasted piss water !"

whos the cheeky one now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am British and proud of it that includes Wales N Ireland and Scotland I love Scotland I always take my holidays there don't break the Union it cost to much to make it I am not talking politics I am talking friendship

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"As I live in England now there are many things I miss but when I visit the first thing I do is head to nearest pub n order a cold pint of tennants lager mmm I can almost taste it now.

Couldn't you just collect a few days urine and keep it in the fridge?

tennants like many others isnt a pure brewed lager miss d

it contains adatives to produce a consistant flavour, colour etc but it also gives it a consistant piss water taste.

Which is why it has to be served cold.

The first mouthful is designed to anaesthetise after which it just rots what few brain cells you have left.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"As I live in England now there are many things I miss but when I visit the first thing I do is head to nearest pub n order a cold pint of tennants lager mmm I can almost taste it now.

Couldn't you just collect a few days urine and keep it in the fridge?

tennants like many others isnt a pure brewed lager miss d

it contains adatives to produce a consistant flavour, colour etc but it also gives it a consistant piss water taste.

oh you have tasted piss water !

whos the cheeky one now

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well how would you know it tastes like piss water ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

square sausage for me on a roll not a bap wi broon sauce mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I live in England now there are many things I miss but when I visit the first thing I do is head to nearest pub n order a cold pint of tennants lager mmm I can almost taste it now.

Couldn't you just collect a few days urine and keep it in the fridge?

tennants like many others isnt a pure brewed lager miss d

it contains adatives to produce a consistant flavour, colour etc but it also gives it a consistant piss water taste.

oh you have tasted piss water !

whos the cheeky one now

well how would you know it tastes like piss water ? Lol"

Och its just one of the many coloquialisms that make us scots a colourful lot

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"As I live in England now there are many things I miss but when I visit the first thing I do is head to nearest pub n order a cold pint of tennants lager mmm I can almost taste it now.

Couldn't you just collect a few days urine and keep it in the fridge?

tennants like many others isnt a pure brewed lager miss d

it contains adatives to produce a consistant flavour, colour etc but it also gives it a consistant piss water taste.

oh you have tasted piss water !

whos the cheeky one now

well how would you know it tastes like piss water ? Lol

Och its just one of the many coloquialisms that make us scots a colourful lot

"
I know just teasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will have to take your word for it tasting like piss Onny as I have never drank piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I live in England now there are many things I miss but when I visit the first thing I do is head to nearest pub n order a cold pint of tennants lager mmm I can almost taste it now.

Couldn't you just collect a few days urine and keep it in the fridge?

tennants like many others isnt a pure brewed lager miss d

it contains adatives to produce a consistant flavour, colour etc but it also gives it a consistant piss water taste.

oh you have tasted piss water !

whos the cheeky one now

well how would you know it tastes like piss water ? Lol

Och its just one of the many coloquialisms that make us scots a colourful lot

I know just teasing

One of your talents miss d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well maybe I will try cos if he's right then I will save a fortune lol.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Will have to take your word for it tasting like piss Onny as I have never drank piss."

I'm not suggesting people should drink piss, although it won't do you any harm, but haven't most people tasted their own at some point?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Well maybe I will try cos if he's right then I will save a fortune lol."

It's no coincidence Wellpark was built on top of a main sewer.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"As I live in England now there are many things I miss but when I visit the first thing I do is head to nearest pub n order a cold pint of tennants lager mmm I can almost taste it now.

Couldn't you just collect a few days urine and keep it in the fridge?

tennants like many others isnt a pure brewed lager miss d

it contains adatives to produce a consistant flavour, colour etc but it also gives it a consistant piss water taste.

oh you have tasted piss water !

whos the cheeky one now

well how would you know it tastes like piss water ? Lol

Och its just one of the many coloquialisms that make us scots a colourful lot

I know just teasing

One of your talents miss d

"
Right whos been talking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep been there many times in my college days n loved the place.

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By *landAnnCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

"I am British and proud of it that includes Wales N Ireland and Scotland I love Scotland I always take my holidays there don't break the Union it cost to much to make it I am not talking politics I am talking friendship"

You'll still be able to take your holidays here... you won't even need a passport.

And... we're all British,and we'll still all be British by virtue of the fact that we all live on the Island of Britain.... so.. we won't be breaking Britain up ... we'll only be breaking the UK up...

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By *icklybitMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

The UK will decide whether we need a passport to leave or enter the UK not Scotland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll still be able to take your holidays here... you won't even need a passport.

I hate to rain on any ones parade but UK and GB are only shortened versions of the proper name THE UNITED KINGDOMS OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"The UK will decide whether we need a passport to leave or enter the UK not Scotland."

In the unlikely event of Separation, the UK will be able to control whether someone in Scotland leaves and travels to England, Wales or Northern Ireland.

Anyone wishing to travel to anywhere else will be at liberty to do so, provided their destination will accept them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's hard to get a job now but I dont see queues of people lining up for an all-nighter at a checkpoint on some remote wee crossborder side road.

Maybe we'll just do what Eire and N Ireland do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would I miss? Something Australian, bizarrely enough!

Scottish accent- was the only other thing I slightly yearned for when I was on my travels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I live in England now there are many things I miss but when I visit the first thing I do is head to nearest pub n order a cold pint of tennants lager mmm I can almost taste it now.

Couldn't you just collect a few days urine and keep it in the fridge?

Yup Tennents is shite

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