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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

5"11 7"

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Medium. Unless it's Zara, then I'm large.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Medium. Unless it's Zara, then I'm large."

Hahahah-

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

5.2" hugeeeeeeeeeee ass but cuddly none the less lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"5.2" hugeeeeeeeeeee ass but cuddly none the less lol "

Hmmmm nice xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"5.2" hugeeeeeeeeeee ass but cuddly none the less lol

Hmmmm nice xx "

Just call me Mrs jones ....Graduate

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By *rman100Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

5'8", 7"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"5.2" hugeeeeeeeeeee ass but cuddly none the less lol

Hmmmm nice xx "

Or since uve helped me out you can call me Mrs Robinson

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"5.2" hugeeeeeeeeeee ass but cuddly none the less lol

Hmmmm nice xx Or since uve helped me out you can call me Mrs Robinson "

Watch you don't get a ban for that lol ! that 58 hours a killer xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"5.2" hugeeeeeeeeeee ass but cuddly none the less lol

Hmmmm nice xx Or since uve helped me out you can call me Mrs Robinson

Watch you don't get a ban for that lol ! that 58 hours a killer xx "

nah il no im an angel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"5.2" hugeeeeeeeeeee ass but cuddly none the less lol

Hmmmm nice xx Or since uve helped me out you can call me Mrs Robinson

Watch you don't get a ban for that lol ! that 58 hours a killer xx nah il no im an angel "

ain't we all lol xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"5.2" hugeeeeeeeeeee ass but cuddly none the less lol

Hmmmm nice xx Or since uve helped me out you can call me Mrs Robinson

Watch you don't get a ban for that lol ! that 58 hours a killer xx nah il no im an angel ain't we all lol xx "

Nope

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

5'8". Big enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"5.2" hugeeeeeeeeeee ass but cuddly none the less lol

Hmmmm nice xx Or since uve helped me out you can call me Mrs Robinson

Watch you don't get a ban for that lol ! that 58 hours a killer xx nah il no im an angel ain't we all lol xx Nope "

I'm an angel we'll I was but got my wings taken off me because I sign up for this

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"5.2" hugeeeeeeeeeee ass but cuddly none the less lol

Hmmmm nice xx Or since uve helped me out you can call me Mrs Robinson

Watch you don't get a ban for that lol ! that 58 hours a killer xx nah il no im an angel ain't we all lol xx Nope I'm an angel we'll I was but got my wings taken off me because I sign up for this "

so did i they buggas gave me horns instead ut i quite like them tho lol

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By *tewart39Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

5.11 and yummy yummy size

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

[Removed by poster at 01/02/14 21:53:11]

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman
over a year ago

aberdeen

5"5 and cuddly (i wish)

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm a short arse with big boobs lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/02/14 21:53:11]"

I love putting my face in some books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0.097222222222 of a fathom

0.19444444444 of a yard

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

4'10" size 10, 8st

is that big enough ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4'10" size 10, 8st

is that big enough ?"

Hmmm sounds really nice big enough for me ., now to top it off you gotta have a cute face x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6'1/2"......and never measured mine! Which side would you measure lol? Im asize 10 glove and measure pinky tip to thumbtip on the southside!......just over 7" i guess and solid as granite when provoked

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman
over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

5ft 9 and definitely more than a handful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"5ft 9 and definitely more than a handful "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4'10" size 10, 8st

is that big enough ?"

Good effort mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft6, 10st8, size 12, 36C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'10" in height and never been sad enough to put a tape measure against my cock

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By *aithlessangelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

5"2, big boobs, big bum size 14...weight too much haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"5'10" in height and never been sad enough to put a tape measure against my cock"

Why does it make you sad , ? But I bet your sad enough to out it around your biceps lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all good ding ding that guy knows how to swing if tax get me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5"7 size 40dd,

Dress size 20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft. Fat fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5'10" in height and never been sad enough to put a tape measure against my cock

Why does it make you sad , ? But I bet your sad enough to out it around your biceps lol "

I have merely stated my height.....no "outing" of anything else I'm afraid.

Having big or small biceps or cock doesn't make you anymore or any less of a man in my humble opinion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"5'10" in height and never been sad enough to put a tape measure against my cock

Why does it make you sad , ? But I bet your sad enough to out it around your biceps lol

I have merely stated my height.....no "outing" of anything else I'm afraid.

Having big or small biceps or cock doesn't make you anymore or any less of a man in my humble opinion"

no one saying it is but why you stating your height ? Would you argue being taller makes you more of a man ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6ft. Fat fuck. "

5ft7, fat fuck size too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post it? My bum has its very own postcode !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm....the topic of the post....doh !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a short arse with big boobs lol x"

Me too (Max )

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By *oversforfun2000Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Mr 5"11 and no complaints lol mrs 5"10 16 and 36 dd (still no complaints) lol!!

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom


"5.11 and yummy yummy size"

Mmmm ....really ???

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

God theres a lot of tall women on here wish i was taller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft size 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'11 8'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft roughly. 7"

34 waist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God theres a lot of tall women on here wish i was taller "

Your as tall as an eagle

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"God theres a lot of tall women on here wish i was taller

Your as tall as an eagle "

lmao are eagles that small lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft5,9.5 inches and im shy,and thats official

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

5'9 nobody has complained YET !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5ft5,9.5 inches and im shy,and thats official "

That's his shoe size

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God theres a lot of tall women on here wish i was taller

Your as tall as an eagle lmao are eagles that small lol "

They fly high

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"God theres a lot of tall women on here wish i was taller

Your as tall as an eagle lmao are eagles that small lol

They fly high "

oh i fly high in my head im the tallest person on here in my head no a wee short ass lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God theres a lot of tall women on here wish i was taller

Your as tall as an eagle lmao are eagles that small lol

They fly high oh i fly high in my head im the tallest person on here in my head no a wee short ass lol "

.

Lol just an average height with a big personality x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"God theres a lot of tall women on here wish i was taller

Your as tall as an eagle lmao are eagles that small lol

They fly high oh i fly high in my head im the tallest person on here in my head no a wee short ass lol .

Lol just an average height with a big personality x "

yeah that about sums me up lol

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

6'

9...........in shoe size

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By *obdundeeMan
over a year ago

dundee

5'11 and 7 1/2"...

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom

5' 8" - size 14 and 38dd

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"5' 8" - size 14 and 38dd "
Awwww no another tall beautiful woman lol

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom


"5' 8" - size 14 and 38dd Awwww no another tall beautiful woman lol "

Lol...aww Jacs I love you lol ....tall...ish yeah ...xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"5' 8" - size 14 and 38dd Awwww no another tall beautiful woman lol

Lol...aww Jacs I love you lol ....tall...ish yeah ...xx"

im tiny compared to you id love to be taller

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Small is nice..you can spoon better, and I don't get squashed when the lady is in charge and riding high...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

5'5, size 6/8 waist and 12/14 booblage. size 4 feet.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"5ft5,9.5 inches and im shy,and thats official "

Oh ffs!! Nearly choked on a cock....tail sausage!! SHY??? YOU???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5ft5,9.5 inches and im shy,and thats official

Oh ffs!! Nearly choked on a cock....tail sausage!! SHY??? YOU??? "

aye

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"5ft5,9.5 inches and im shy,and thats official

Oh ffs!! Nearly choked on a cock....tail sausage!! SHY??? YOU??? aye "

"Hiya Wendy, nice to meet you at last. Just going to jump in your shower, make me a cuppa" shy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5ft5,9.5 inches and im shy,and thats official

Oh ffs!! Nearly choked on a cock....tail sausage!! SHY??? YOU??? aye

"Hiya Wendy, nice to meet you at last. Just going to jump in your shower, make me a cuppa" shy??"

the very same pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 foot 2

8 inch cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft4, curvy size8/10, 32DD (would like more leg from the tall girls if there's any spare going).

6ft2 & yummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'7" size 18

Been told I'm ample

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

Mrs 5'2. N size 8 pert wee boobies,

Mr 5'10 n fills everywhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 18 curvy , 36F 5ft6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Size 18 curvy , 36F 5ft6 "

And very gorgeous too you forgot to add xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Medium. Unless it's Zara, then I'm large."

Ain't that the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'6, muscly 14ft cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 6,3 3xl 40 waste cock 5,8in P 5,4 size 14 cause of tits 36dd be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Medium. Unless it's Zara, then I'm large.

Ain't that the truth "

Everything a size too small and then all the trouser legs are bloody massive- what's that all about?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/02/14 13:05:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'8 3/4 ! And a handful at least !

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By *uriojohnMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

6ft 2........which is funny when doing the 69 thing with small ladies ; - )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5'8 3/4 ! And a handful at least ! "

Aye, you're a 'handful' alright!!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

6'1 1/2 tall size 22 curvy i wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'3" short arse. 7"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6ft 2........which is funny when doing the 69 thing with small ladies ; - ) "

Murder on the back, isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'10 but I look tiny next to nearly all my mates, who are well into the 6 foot bracket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5"6 size 10 36 Dd and a ghetto bum apparently lol

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

5foot no boobs to speak of, "mrs" but hey they don't bruise my face when I'm running x lol

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"4'10" size 10, 8st

is that big enough ?

Hmmm sounds really nice big enough for me ., now to top it off you gotta have a cute face x "

oh and forgot to say I'm 34D..more than a mouthful

but sad to say I have a 50+yr old face

Rx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4'10" size 10, 8st

is that big enough ?

Hmmm sounds really nice big enough for me ., now to top it off you gotta have a cute face x

oh and forgot to say I'm 34D..more than a mouthful

but sad to say I have a 50+yr old face

Rx"

. In sure none the less good looking .. Xx

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"4'10" size 10, 8st

is that big enough ?

Hmmm sounds really nice big enough for me ., now to top it off you gotta have a cute face x

oh and forgot to say I'm 34D..more than a mouthful

but sad to say I have a 50+yr old face

Rx. In sure none the less good looking .. Xx "

maybe 20...30yrs ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4'10" size 10, 8st

is that big enough ?

Hmmm sounds really nice big enough for me ., now to top it off you gotta have a cute face x

oh and forgot to say I'm 34D..more than a mouthful

but sad to say I have a 50+yr old face

Rx. In sure none the less good looking .. Xx

maybe 20...30yrs ago."

Like a fine wine .. Only gets better . xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4'10" size 10, 8st

is that big enough ?

Hmmm sounds really nice big enough for me ., now to top it off you gotta have a cute face x

oh and forgot to say I'm 34D..more than a mouthful

but sad to say I have a 50+yr old face

Rx"

Hey! Nothing wrong with having a 50 year old face! I've had one for a fortnight now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4'10" size 10, 8st

is that big enough ?

Hmmm sounds really nice big enough for me ., now to top it off you gotta have a cute face x

oh and forgot to say I'm 34D..more than a mouthful

but sad to say I have a 50+yr old face

Rx

Hey! Nothing wrong with having a 50 year old face! I've had one for a fortnight now! "

of course not when you age you age with more beautiful wrinkles and more character

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4'10" size 10, 8st

is that big enough ?

Hmmm sounds really nice big enough for me ., now to top it off you gotta have a cute face x

oh and forgot to say I'm 34D..more than a mouthful

but sad to say I have a 50+yr old face

Rx

Hey! Nothing wrong with having a 50 year old face! I've had one for a fortnight now! of course not when you age you age with more beautiful wrinkles and more character

"

That sounds like a chat up line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5"6' cute ass 7"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4'10" size 10, 8st

is that big enough ?

Hmmm sounds really nice big enough for me ., now to top it off you gotta have a cute face x

oh and forgot to say I'm 34D..more than a mouthful

but sad to say I have a 50+yr old face

Rx

Hey! Nothing wrong with having a 50 year old face! I've had one for a fortnight now! of course not when you age you age with more beautiful wrinkles and more character

That sounds like a chat up line! "

with an name like our willie I think not lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

height of nonsense

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Lighten up cubes,

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

3feet 4feet5feet , we all in to none sense lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Lighten up cubes, "
sucking on helium the now voice funny but still nonsensical

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Just your normal voice then xxxx

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Just your normal voice then xxxx"
can always guerentee i will be myself

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Guerentee ?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

oh dear did i misspell that sure you worked it out though

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

I worked it out but usually your the first to correct everyone

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

I worked it out but usually your the first to correct everyone

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"I worked it out but usually your the first to correct everyone"
pmsl maybe a little confused having a son whos dyslexic (is that correct) spelling aint a big issue for me but will try to correct mistakes as seems it is to some (guarantee)

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Not a problem here, xxxx

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

good were all smiley and happy then

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Big enough

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Always xxxxx

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"4'10" size 10, 8st

is that big enough ?

Hmmm sounds really nice big enough for me ., now to top it off you gotta have a cute face x

oh and forgot to say I'm 34D..more than a mouthful

but sad to say I have a 50+yr old face

Rx

Hey! Nothing wrong with having a 50 year old face! I've had one for a fortnight now! of course not when you age you age with more beautiful wrinkles and more character

"

maybe you should have gone to specsavers............x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4'10" size 10, 8st

is that big enough ?

Hmmm sounds really nice big enough for me ., now to top it off you gotta have a cute face x

oh and forgot to say I'm 34D..more than a mouthful

but sad to say I have a 50+yr old face

Rx

Hey! Nothing wrong with having a 50 year old face! I've had one for a fortnight now! of course not when you age you age with more beautiful wrinkles and more character

maybe you should have gone to specsavers............x"

pfft al need to suffer babes seen the price of glasses these day lol .. Times like that I wish is on on the social lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My feet touch the floor and everything is

In proportion....

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom


"5'6, muscly 14ft cock"

Offt Paddy ...always knew your cock looked huge on cam back in the day hehee xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockzilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6'2" depends how hot you are...

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By *ifferentClassMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

As we all know, according to various medical sources the average penis length is 5.5 inches - the most generous estimate by a mile is out own NHS which has it at '5.5-6.3'. Given that pretty much everyone so far is 7 or 8, we need about fifteen 3.5-4.3 inch endowed guys to even it up. Where are you all??? Or are there some wonky tape measures out there...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5"11 7"

"

Gosh you have shrunk by 2 inches since writing your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nine, but only my shoe size sadly...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'10 8.5''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/02/14 05:06:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.77m

32 trousers

73kg

Cut cock. Been told big and it does reach the bottum of most. Never measured it though.

Foot size 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um just now like a beached whale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Um just now like a beached whale. "

You look good in your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Um just now like a beached whale.

You look good in your pics "

Ha don't look good this morning that's for sure.

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom


"As we all know, according to various medical sources the average penis length is 5.5 inches - the most generous estimate by a mile is out own NHS which has it at '5.5-6.3'. Given that pretty much everyone so far is 7 or 8, we need about fifteen 3.5-4.3 inch endowed guys to even it up. Where are you all??? Or are there some wonky tape measures out there...? "

Lol Mj ....nice stats btw ...Oh I have my own unique ways of measuring ...but sure you know that by now lol xxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Um just now like a beached whale.

You look good in your pics

Ha don't look good this morning that's for sure. "

Im sure your blooming

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Size 14 36c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft. Size 12 - does my bum look big in this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft 2, eyes of blue

The rest is big enough

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

Little n large ere... Lol

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By *yceloonMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"5"6 size 10 36 Dd and a ghetto bum apparently lol"

what is a ghetto bum?

Oh, 5' 8" and 8 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5"6 size 10 36 Dd and a ghetto bum apparently lol"

mmm bootyfull lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft1 and average. 6 in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft 3, size 16, 36G...

oohh my cocks about 12 inches too !! with a 8 inch girth

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"5ft 3, size 16, 36G...

oohh my cocks about 12 inches too !! with a 8 inch girth

"

My balls are bigger than some guys cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5ft 3, size 16, 36G...

oohh my cocks about 12 inches too !! with a 8 inch girth

"

Show off! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 8 and 10inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6'1" and 7"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft and fat (wife)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5'8 3/4 ! And a handful at least !

Aye, you're a 'handful' alright!!! "

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5'8 3/4 ! And a handful at least !

Aye, you're a 'handful' alright!!!

Cheeky "

I am, yes, and???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft11 7

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

So many men using the FAB ruler I see...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"So many men using the FAB ruler I see... "

Thought that was the sky remote ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft3 midget with an ass that has its own postcode good breasts though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6'2.. 9... Or a 10 if it's running shoes. :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your going to get it !

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By *cottybhoyMan
over a year ago

falkirk

Just wee and horny!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Your going to get it ! "
whos getting it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhh

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Shhhh "
ops sorry thought that was to Hamish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha no worries !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your going to get it ! "

Yeah, yeah, you and who's army??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6' 4"

Size 11 ...........feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs and army lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who needs and army lol"

Such brave words for one so far away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 ft

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"6 ft "
Is that height or cock size ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its not height

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Well its not height "
ohhhhhh

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