FabSwingers.com forum: Valentine excuses

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

HES SAYS~im not a fan of valentines day

WHAT HE MEANS~im tight

HES SAYS ~how many cards did ur mate get then ?

HE MEANS~I really fancy ur mate

HE SAYS~ive booked a table for ten so we can relax with a few drinks first

HE MEANS~I forgot to book and thats the only time they had left

HE SAYS ~of course i didnt forget valentines day i just didnt know what to get u .

HE MEANS~im sorry i forgot valentines day .

BUT HEY U KNOW I LOVE U DONT U LOL

So what excuse has your other half made for forgetting valentines day ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck Valentines, what a load of old shite!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Fuck Valentines, what a load of old shite!!!"

Jeez! Thats the same excuse I get!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Valentines, what a load of old shite!!!

Jeez! Thats the same excuse I get!!!!!

Your man must be a very good man, you stick by him.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Fuck Valentines, what a load of old shite!!!"
And youd get the reply f**k you im of on a meet with a nice hunk from fab ...oh and dinners in the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't have a dog, in which case my dinner would be in the bin and I'd eat from the bin.

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

2nd year on the trot I wont be sending a card and doubt Ill get one either. Dont have another half to get excuses from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As sad it sounds but the mother still sends me one .. And most of my clients do aswell lol x

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Lucky you mate. Id watch out for those clients who dont send them tho. Theyre the ones who really fancy you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucky you mate. Id watch out for those clients who dont send them tho. Theyre the ones who really fancy you

What you mean the ones that do are only sending me them just to be kind .. Here was me thinking I could get a nice sloppy blow job of miss Henderson .. When her teeth come out lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Pfft what's the problem, they don't love me any other day of the year either

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Don't celebrate it. Hate the days leading up to it and the days after. And it's nowt to do with being single either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4th year in a row I have been single and doubt I will get/do anything special this year, just like in previous. Valentine's sucks for singles really. Lol. And yet it's couples who say they hate it! Just once it would be nice to be spoiled..... *sigh* lol xx

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By *airymusclesMan
over a year ago

scotland

Its meant to be about love,if you truly love someone you will show it every day......never buy cards etc,its just a money making ploy.....and yes i do spend money on women,probably too much if anything!

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