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By *urse Ratshit OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Right you miserable bunch of idjits. Ratshit is back on the ward.

The following rules apply to all posters (and those who disobey WILL be taken into the punishment room).

1. All Newbies must report to the main Nurse Reception, situated on the 13th Floor (no lifts so you have to take the stairs), whereupon you will be given your "special jacket" and allocated a room.

2. Meds will be dispensed at 8am, 2pm, 8pm. Or when I can be arsed. For meds, you MUST line up on the left side of the wall in alpabetical order and then by your height, followed by your booblage/cocklage size (sky remotes will be dispensed for those in doubt)

3. NO talking through the walls after 1am, this will result in solitary confinement

4. You are permitted to have visitors on every 19th Wednesday between 03:01 and 03:11, HOWEVER all cakes/pastries/sweet goods/alcohol/cigs MUST go through the correct channels which basically means you get fuck all

5. All newbies will be subject to a hazing of which the "oldies" will decide on

6. Enjoy your stay!!!

NR!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blimey and there's me thinking it was all just rumours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im scared

and a bit excited too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im scared

and a bit excited too"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Underpants on head,a pencil in each nostril and im going wibble wibble

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"Underpants on head,a pencil in each nostril and im going wibble wibble "

Thats just a normal day fir you... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit I used to work in a psychiatric hospital an it wasn't as bad as that

OR WAS IT

The electric therapy has warped my memory a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going back to my farm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm outta here to make pretzels and meringues. Back in a bit for some newbie hazing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Underpants on head,a pencil in each nostril and im going wibble wibble "

Are you a pencil case...or a mental case??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Underpants on head,a pencil in each nostril and im going wibble wibble

Are you a pencil case...or a mental case?? "
youve known me for long enough.....you tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

User no longer on site....way too feart...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

peanuts? but a bit louder

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

aw feck, the mad bitch is back... wonder what colour pills she has this week!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"User no longer on site....way too feart... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres r.p. mcmurphy when you need him

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

can i have a pink jacket with red straps and help measure the boabys

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By *urse Ratshit OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You will have the standard issue beige with the silver buckles.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Haha I must be really stupid I just noticed the profile name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit I used to work in a psychiatric hospital an it wasn't as bad as that

OR WAS IT

The electric therapy has warped my memory a bit

"
worked there or stayed there ???

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

aaaaaaawwwwww nurse that wasny what u said the last time mind u my hair was standing up from the electric shock treatment.And those pink pills were lovely

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

pink palfium .for a certain palette but very moreish .

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