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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just finished getting a new kitchen fitted and painting - during which I managed to fall off my ladder, which set my mind a thinking.

What is the worst or funniest sexual related injury anyone has had or heard about??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got a rash once and had to go to the docs!! some one decided to emm cum over me, and i got a rash all over my neck and chest my mum saw it and dragged me to the docs was mortified!!!!!!!

thats sexually related isnt it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

at least he didnt take your eye out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pink eye ... ive had that !!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had a cramp attack in my knee during sex. Bloomin' sore at the best of times but 10x worse when you're mid thrust! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i banged head on bedside cabinet, was really sore but kept going lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocated my shoulder a few years ago and believe me thats a show stopper.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"i got a rash once and had to go to the docs!! some one decided to emm cum over me, and i got a rash all over my neck and chest my mum saw it and dragged me to the docs was mortified!!!!!!!

thats sexually related isnt it ?"
please tell me thats not an allergy to sperm.stay isolated in case its contagious. do not come into contact with other females.this could be worse than the plague.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can say with experience to back me up that vinyl flooring with silicone lube spilt on don`t make for easy navigation round tables!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

worst one for me was when me and ex hubby first got together.

Going hard at it one night and he suddenly screamed in pain, pulled out and rushed to the loo - he had totally ripped his foreskin and lost about a pint of blood. God how I laughed (and still do)

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By *cotdaveMan
over a year ago

kilmarnock

I was having sex with a girl one night when her dog ran in the room and must have thought I was attacking her as it started to bark at me then jumped on the bed and began biting my head. Me being a true professional just pulled the quilt over my head and kept going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worst one for me was when me and ex hubby first got together.

Going hard at it one night and he suddenly screamed in pain, pulled out and rushed to the loo - he had totally ripped his foreskin and lost about a pint of blood. God how I laughed (and still do) "

wendy thats just evil but funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An enthusiastic young lady once accidetally burst the tightly stretched skin on the head of my erection with a sharp thumbnail (right into it!!).. there was blood everywhere, it nipped like hell & took a wee while to heal.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I hasten to add that classy's incident is entirely separate to mine and the two are in no way related, lol

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

Try explaining carpet burns - the size of a 50p - on the top of both feet - while on a family holiday - at the not exactly legal age - of 15

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

guy i met few months ago tore his thigh muscle OUCH poor soul was in so much pain

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