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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Dont pick your nose when doing your nails.....

Got purple nail varnish on my nostril now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont pick your nose when doing your nails.....

Got purple nail varnish on my nostril now!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of nail varnish but that's a step beyond LOL

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Its only slightly better than the smell of nail varnish remover...

Which is now following me every where!!

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By *erverts R usCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Lol so lady like foe tutt tutt nice choice of colour thou xx

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Lol so lady like foe tutt tutt nice choice of colour thou xx "

I picked it in a very lady like fashion

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Hahahaha hope you took pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha gutted much and what you doing picking your nose you tinker. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I want to know is ....where is the connection between just having newly painted my nails and desperately needing to pee????? Every time!

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Haha gutted much and what you doing picking your nose you tinker. Lol"

Had a sticky bit left over from the cold I had earlier this week

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"What I want to know is ....where is the connection between just having newly painted my nails and desperately needing to pee????? Every time! "

A skirt with no knickers next time Jinty....

And a towel to sit on until your nails have dried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What I want to know is ....where is the connection between just having newly painted my nails and desperately needing to pee????? Every time!

A skirt with no knickers next time Jinty....

And a towel to sit on until your nails have dried "

See I always overcomplicate things....silly moobag went for the catheter option....

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"What I want to know is ....where is the connection between just having newly painted my nails and desperately needing to pee????? Every time!

A skirt with no knickers next time Jinty....

And a towel to sit on until your nails have dried

See I always overcomplicate things....silly moobag went for the catheter option.... "

Lol I nearly peed myself laughing at this thread. Another thing. Why is it whenever you put mascara on you sneeze and when you put your lippy on, you need to blow your nose?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Rofpmsfl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha gutted much and what you doing picking your nose you tinker. Lol

Had a sticky bit left over from the cold I had earlier this week "

I'm dying to ask if you rolled it and pinged it...but that would just be childish

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

The problems you women have, eh?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Don't rub your eye after eating extra hot monster munch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And don't go for a pee after chopping chillies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get toothpaste in yer eye either

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