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Now I want a rant!!!!!!!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

But I've got nothing to rant about

I'm happy as I am, don't get stood up, don't get abusive mails from couples/singles/aliens/cake thieves.

Am I doing something wrong???

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Sod it!!!!! GIVE ME CAKE!!!!!! Or else I'm stealing everyone's chocolate

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Leave my chocolate alone and go buy yourself some cake

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"But I've got nothing to rant about

I'm happy as I am, don't get stood up, don't get abusive mails from couples/singles/aliens/cake thieves.

Am I doing something wrong???

.

.

Sod it!!!!! GIVE ME CAKE!!!!!! Or else I'm stealing everyone's chocolate

.

"
Il give you something to rant about hubby ....your no getting sex tonight

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Leave my chocolate alone and go buy yourself some cake "

You've only got empty wrappers left

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"But I've got nothing to rant about

I'm happy as I am, don't get stood up, don't get abusive mails from couples/singles/aliens/cake thieves.

Am I doing something wrong???

.

.

Sod it!!!!! GIVE ME CAKE!!!!!! Or else I'm stealing everyone's chocolate

.

Il give you something to rant about hubby ....your no getting sex tonight "

I left an IOU when I nicked your choc

And just for your insolence, I took the 2 bottles of wine too

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

B*****d you can have as much chocolate as you want but dont you dare take my beloved chardonnay lol

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"B*****d you can have as much chocolate as you want but dont you dare take my beloved chardonnay lol "

Want it back????? It's gonna cost you now......

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no saying I get stood up and all that jazz all the time.

But it happens regular now since I rejoined again. Few years ago like I said site was fine

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"B*****d you can have as much chocolate as you want but dont you dare take my beloved chardonnay lol

Want it back????? It's gonna cost you now...... "
you'll be wearing your balls for earings if you touch my chardonnay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes a change your no wearing them around your ears......oops that's your ankles

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Makes a change your no wearing them around your ears......oops that's your ankles "
cheeky boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just want to wrap your legs around my neck

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Just want to wrap your legs around my neck"
lmao cut it out lol

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

BUGGER!!! CORKS!!! Trust you to have bloody posh wine!!!!

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Where's cutie when you need her?????

I heard she can remove corks with her Jedi mind trick

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"BUGGER!!! CORKS!!! Trust you to have bloody posh wine!!!!

.

Where's cutie when you need her?????

I heard she can remove corks with her Jedi mind trick "

i can make my cork dissapear LOL still got one and a half tins of chocolates left yumm

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"BUGGER!!! CORKS!!! Trust you to have bloody posh wine!!!!

.

Where's cutie when you need her?????

I heard she can remove corks with her Jedi mind trick

i can make my cork dissapear LOL still got one and a half tins of chocolates left yumm "

Oh no you haven't

You've got 2 tins of stones

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Hero's and rose's Mmmm

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hero's and rose's Mmmm "

Douglas muir quartz and red chuckies now

You are waayyyy too slow

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Dairy milk and toblerone twirl cadburys caramel all here your stealing someone else's

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Got some aldi xmas cake if your really desperate for cake

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Got some aldi xmas cake if your really desperate for cake "

You can keep the Xmas cake lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I made lemon drizzle cake earlier and millionaire shortbread

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Your a tease Wendy

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I made lemon drizzle cake earlier and millionaire shortbread "

I'll be round tomorrow for my cake

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I made lemon drizzle cake earlier and millionaire shortbread

I'll be round tomorrow for my cake "

I'll follow the furry one

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"[Removed by poster at 23/01/14 16:57:10]"

Cat got your tongue??? Or that lovely young man from next door??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrified to start ranting today.....I might never stop!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't rant....I'm in the subdued afterglow of much fun and naughtiness.

I'll make up for it tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't rant....I'm in the subdued afterglow of much fun and naughtiness.

I'll make up for it tomorrow "

Rub it in....why don't ye?????

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I can't rant....I'm in the subdued afterglow of much fun and naughtiness.

I'll make up for it tomorrow

Rub it in....why don't ye????? "

we're only jealous

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I can't rant....I'm in the subdued afterglow of much fun and naughtiness.

I'll make up for it tomorrow

Rub it in....why don't ye?????

we're only jealous "

He's lucky she didn't kill him!! Poor sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't rant....I'm in the subdued afterglow of much fun and naughtiness.

I'll make up for it tomorrow

Rub it in....why don't ye?????

we're only jealous

He's lucky she didn't kill him!! Poor sod "

He's in recovery in Ninewells apparently. He'll survive but never play the banjo again ......tragic really!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't rant....I'm in the subdued afterglow of much fun and naughtiness.

I'll make up for it tomorrow

Rub it in....why don't ye?????

we're only jealous

He's lucky she didn't kill him!! Poor sod

He's in recovery in Ninewells apparently. He'll survive but never play the banjo again ......tragic really!!! "

Banjo's??...he's no fae Fife ya know!! lol

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