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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

add next line....no more than six words. lets see where we end up!!!!!!

Walking into the local garage.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloody car ran out of petrol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and i was in my pjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spoke to an overall-clad grease monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who laughed at my ugg boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and what a hottie he was

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By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow

a packet of flavoured condoms please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hello...the female police officer said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How you doin'? I said

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By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow

can i borrow you handcuffs officer????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need a hand with my truncheon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it that big?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i need a hand with my truncheon "
I can help you with that ?????? xxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how much for an MOT then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how much for an MOT then?"
I dont charge in cash

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"how much for an MOT then?I dont charge in cash"

so over the bonnet is it?????????

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Oooh a jaguar!! Nice pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then, up popped a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boabys helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wat a big helmet u have xx

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

all nice and shiny waiting on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all nice and shiny waiting on"

a full service please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't forget to check my suspension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you got any leeches for these?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naw Lollypops any good????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No they dont last very long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What no blue lollies???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know me always blue ones!!! mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because they make it look bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in close up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in close up"

and depending on the scenary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in close up

and depending on the scenary "

and excitment flashing lights go off......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then on. Feck!! it's the police!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"then on. Feck!! it's the police!!!"

Holy Crap!, where the hell are my clothes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Tramp has pinched them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

before you arrest me i have 1 last request?

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By *onycurtysMan
over a year ago

perth

Can you make me cum b4 you arrest me I'm Horny as hell

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

what you want suck or fuck????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about both ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i said arrest not breast !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they do say breast is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But only the Female version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I fill your sump ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh breast with stuffing ! Lol mine come supplied ! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so i see so suck this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shouldve used more lube xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well sit on my face ....... now lol

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

Rather sit on cock!!!!!!

lol hahaha sioux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fk smotherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred lol xxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

not bothered about gettin air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as he gasps for air mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

breathe thru ya ears boy lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then she sead ????

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

i need an oil change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah cos your squirting fluid everywhere!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Health & Safety'll have a fit

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

HUGE CONDOM FOR STU xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feckl I've ripped it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooooooopsie lots of little uns runnin about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grampa!! Fetch Me My Gun"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone needs a 12 bore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bored enuff wie oot 12 bores lol

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

only 12 thats no many.

Wheres that oil change and a big jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both hands round that big tool!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pumping in the charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Voucher for Virgin" I shouted...

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

I AM THAT VIRGIN

LOL XXXXXXXXXXXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then sit on my face xx

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

and ihope u haveny been eatin beans now wheres that oil change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will flush your tubes now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bend it like beckham said posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As She ate her one Twiglet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cough cough ....... my that was big one ...... it got stuck lol ..gags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and she makes herself sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then wipes herself off and starts to.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fist David in the

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By *urioduoCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

back of a vauxhall viva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

parked outside the Samaratins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can sumone help me find ma watch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ma watch ma watch it echoed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tick tock fs its noo stopped !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and it's the size of Big Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no ......... that was his erm bum by time i camne oot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant believe this is still going, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol well only when it feels like it mucky hehe ....... so can i feel you lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the Trucker arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a grab sioux, u never usually ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

asked Kev if he needed a lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and he ran off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhhhhhhhhh im bein polite the day lol

makes grab an takes mucky in bk of his trucky an ops kev there to hehe bad lass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two men is usually a starter for you, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well best start me up then lads hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll fetch me jump leads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WD 40 or Flowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsfl lads wd 40 u both be needin an errrrrm boxers aff im ready lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boxers off I'm starkers here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well erm is that awe i get then lol ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will you take your Teeth out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nooooooooooooooo im nae gumsy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pity sioux, i hear gummies give a great blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh down an lick n flick me now boy .....

il soon tell is u suckie well hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao, can you see the words 'subby' in my profile anywhere....now on ya knees biatch and kiss it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont do knees lol an jist for ya cheek bite it mair like lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im ready to lick your ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhhhhhhh my legs are parted hehe xxxxx

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By *assie4Couple
over a year ago

highlands

im waiting ,whos coming ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get the scuba gear on cassie lol xxxxxxxxxxx

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By *edhotstuffMan
over a year ago

glasgow

al day it in 4 naw 2

Geesa break

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