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A Purple Spangly World

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok Peeps here's the deal...in light of the fact that the world has gone mad with rules, regulations and all sorts of other ways which deny us freedom of expression or culture...I'm making a new world.....its gonna be based in a forest somewhere so bring a tent and obviously the men ONLY will be cleaning out the cess pits......the women float around like the Goddesses we are eating chocolate and making tablet...if u wanna join...it costs a daffodil and a silly hat but your boobs (is that a sexual swear word now?) must be able to dance !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am so gonna clean oot the cess pit once..... then shout I am bi, join the girls and float about like a goddess , perve the fems , canna cook , so will leave tablet etc....

will look at the lads cleaning...

and shout , look what noshing on the cock got me....... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packing my sleeping bag and midge repellant and am heading to your world Roxie ! Purple spangly sounds just what am needing !!

Kay

PS: Won't wear a sports bra so breasticles will defo dance !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A sports bra eh.had one once.It went to the gym while I sat on my fat arse and ate chocolate. Loved that bra but sadly it died of a heart attack after eating healthy schmelthy tofu !!

P.S. PSW is a fat free community = let the fat wobble free !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a member of the Goddess community i cannot wait for said event!

I will of course pack the flowing robes, chocolate, vodka, diet and baby oil(best to come prepared!)

luvs ya

Vol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh making tablet as we speak lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let the fat flow free in ur purple world....omg id look like barney the purple dinosaur lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sure bout letting my wobbly bits wobble right enough lol

Kazz xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tent packed , chocolate in bag am on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tands Hun......honestly...I've seen more meat on a hen's lip !!! And anyway in our spangly world there's no jeans that don't fit, there's no bras that nip your side handles and there's no pants that ride up the crack of your bottom - lets love ourselves - we are Goddesses afterall xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ONE QUESTION IF I MAY ..

chaffing ......

in the spangly i am so hung that its trails the floor and chaffs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riding round the perimeter of the PWS to see all the free flowing breasticles, and making sure i have enough chocolate, Vodka and other delights to bribe other folk to clean the shitpits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fear Not Oh Spangly God.... The Goddeii will make a "purplehead cover" made from moss so its nice n soft to avoid the chafe lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds just like Millport...

Rabbit581 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a self proclaimed member of the Goddii I will of course float serenely through the PSW like Audrey Hepburn on her ambassadorial work. I shall dispense love peace happiness and tablet to all.

Please can my robe be dip-dyed dove-grey to lilac graduating down through hyacinth to emperor purple with a few crystals liberally sprinkled over? One must keep up appearances even in the woodlands. thank you xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.s. I shall also bring the champagne and fags lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right if am hosing piss and shovelin shit there better be diet irn bru barrs tae no yur cheap shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wanna join i wanna join xxx

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By *eathersWoman
over a year ago

So far So near

ok can i have a map to find this place please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oo well done laine!! i had forgetten about the fags!!!

My robe will be black ..to promote the dark side of me

im assuming its free love for all.....heaven ..heaven!!

Vol

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oo well done laine!! i had forgetten about the fags!!!

My robe will be black ..to promote the dark side of me

im assuming its free love for all.....heaven ..heaven!!

Vol

xx"

It's free love and tablet to all vol... and will there be cookies too on your dark side? xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.s. I shall also bring the champagne and fags lol xxx"

just the champagne.... I am there already xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.s. I shall also bring the champagne and fags lol xxx

just the champagne.... I am there already xxx"

View, as fags go you are the St. Moritz of fags....long cool elegant and an incredibly good smoke xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LOLOL I've decided....you lot are more bonkers than I am lolol.....but spangly sparkly bits on robes are de rigeur and someone has to take on the task of making daisy chains for us all to wear...can't be ALL love n peace in PSW !! irn Bru bars will be provided for weegies as we realise that asking you to be without your "ginger" would be a fate worse than death! PSW RULZ !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

P.S. You can bring one thing (non electrical obviously) from the "other world"...What would it be ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd bring my clockwork radio so that we can have music for the dancing tits to perform xxx rock on PSW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd bring my clockwork radio so that we can have music for the dancing tits to perform xxx rock on PSW "

oh laine im up for that can we titti boogie the gether then hehe xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd bring my clockwork radio so that we can have music for the dancing tits to perform xxx rock on PSW

oh laine im up for that can we titti boogie the gether then hehe xxx"

Part the robes, bare the bresticles to the breeze and BOOGIE!!!! XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have mine out n practicing now , boogieeboobiesssssssssssssssssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whits for eatin in the PSW place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whits for eatin in the PSW place"

dinny worry i'll bring the warbutons lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tent's packed....my legs are shaved and the purple spangly dress is on.....hopefully no one will notice and I'll get away wiv not cleaning the cesspit...lol....now where did i put that daffodil?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill bring spray tan to embellish the ladies beauty and means if get to rub and fondle the goddesses will also bring 4 packs of playing cards and 245 forfeits which can only be decoded by yours truly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am noplayin cards you aww cheat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheat ? LOL I seems to recall a certain naked Gnome losing at cards ALL the time !! I dont want spray tan - I want to get naked, lie with the sun on my skin and make daisy chains. I'm bringing glitter so I can stick it on my eyelashes bit by tiny bit and can pretend I was born spangly!!

As for eats.....rabbit, deer, herbs, irn bru bars and someone has to bring a Fry's Tree !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

deer and rabbits wie warburtons am in rifles in the bag were sorted stick wie me and you'll never go hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hmmm, well I aint hunting in the dark,,I might get my robe caught and torn on something and appear back at camp as if I'd been ravaged in the woods by a man with a big gun.......hey ho.....I can only dream !! Oh and here's another thought,,,,do we all live in one big tent with a few "shag tents" for privacy or should we all just get it on together? ps am NOT washing those sheets !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ps am NOT washing those sheets !!"

all in together is fine with me..... and the guy who 'comes' first should wash the sheets...... I have just found a cure for premature ejaculation....

I is a genius......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can we have our own tents please? canna share with a snorer. But have a big swinging tent like a big top... with swings n things lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OOO a swing....never used one of those so...any offers to teach me ?? Just think View....with all that healthy schmelthy natural food you'll be eating....you'll have more cum than a crop sprayer !! (ohh @ that mental image) !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OOO a swing....never used one of those so...any offers to teach me ?? Just think View....with all that healthy schmelthy natural food you'll be eating....you'll have more cum than a crop sprayer !! (ohh @ that mental image) !!"

lol lol ........ and happy to spray all...... as for 'swings' discretion forbids me to comment ....

kay, laine, mrs aa etc breaths oot wi relief lol xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok ok.. i will wash the sheets.... am used to that......and oooh a swing.... can i bring my own?

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By *urioduoCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

dont know about washing the shaggy sheets but wouldnt mind helping make them........... oh I got it bio-degradable disposable shaggy sheets.... right am off to the dragons den with that one its got to be a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in psw.. i will sit naked by the burbling stream beatin g the shaggy sheets on the purple spangly rocks in the hope that some passer by will save me from the bleedin washin!!!

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By *urioduoCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

I will save ya I will savy but dont fall in I canny swim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Before I forget......you can't come into PSW unless you bring and plant a malteser tree !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall of course bring a maltezer tree with me and a Frys cream tree. Cross pollination will I hope result in a crop of frytezer trees.

Can I also ask that the manna trees be in bloom for me arriving please? or failing that the man tree, is well rooted?

thanks xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been busy knitting and crocheting lovely hats for all... xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now will there be plug sockets for ma straighteners ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha sounds awesome , i dont mind as long as everyone a happy chappy !! although i will want a yorkie bar at some point lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry Fifelass we all have to go "au naturel" with hair styles until some chap rigs up some form of turbine from the lovely waterfall thats (of course) nearby. So I'll be the scary looking one with curly hair a la Leo Sayer !! You'll have to bring a Yorkie Bar tree Sailor, we're a self sufficient community - how good would PSW be if we had sweetie trees!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fifelass...velcro rollers.....a godsend when I used to go camping xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never wear rollers when I am camping and I am camping quite a bit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just to tell u i have planted a purple jelly bean... hope it germinates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope its a jellybelly jelly bean mrs aa they are my most fave sweeties of all time xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when is this happening??? ive been packed for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why was i not told of this........cant find it in the event page (tutt)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only the best breed of jellybean noona xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing but the best for us bibi xxx

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