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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone think Willie's look like alien and lady bits look like face huggers......

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Pass the joint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to put my face up for research purposes so that you can test your theory.

This could be groundbreaking, I think you're onto something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass the joint "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm happy to put my face up for research purposes so that you can test your theory.

This could be groundbreaking, I think you're onto something. "

I quite agree I'm a genius!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And hold on a fucking minute, what does a ladies tits look like?!

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Just tits really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And hold on a fucking minute, what does a ladies tits look like?!

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Just tits really."

Open your mind a little bit boobies could be the satellite dishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to call them kaboobies, but your just taking it too far now.

Not going with the satalite thing, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol had a wee laugh at this, folk being serious when it's just abit of fun lol

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

there's a few aliens and facehuggers on here that's for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there's a few aliens and facebaggers on here that's for sure"

Oh come on now, that's just mean.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"there's a few aliens and facehuggers on here that's for sure"

Aye and you are the main one Ninj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there's a few aliens and facehuggers on here that's for sure"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^see above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit of an Aliens film nerd. HR Geiger did design the whole species to be a sort of sexual innuendo. Check out the sketches in his book Necronomicon.

Still wouldn't wanna fuck ane though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone think Willie's look like alien and lady bits look like face huggers...... "

You'll have to post a nice close up of your lady bits Dita, so we can decide xxx

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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Does anyone think Willie's look like alien and lady bits look like face huggers...... "
You can face hug me anytime LOL xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone think Willie's look like alien and lady bits look like face huggers...... You can face hug me anytime LOL xx"

She has been invited to my birthday as she will be in Glasgow so you never know lol

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they where designed too.

http://www.hrgiger.com/frame.htm

is the artest

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"there's a few aliens and facehuggers on here that's for sure^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^see above "

Carefull ma wee idjit gem. I hear Ratshit is on shift later....

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By *riggsboy123Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Think its safe to say the last 45 minutes in aliens is as good as it gets? Not so much a movie more like getting fucked across the coupon by frank bruno 45 times at 60 second intervals. You could argue till the cows come home as to the best ever movie line but "get away from her you bitch" has to be up there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newt could have been talking about Fab-ers....."They mostly come out at night.......Mostly!"

Terriffic line, and that girl has never worked in films before or since, totally made her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol,that reminds me of the story my great uncle told me when I was 10 years old about the evolution of womankind.

I was eating some mussels out the jar and made the mistake of asking my uncle why some of the mussels had hair on the lipped side.

So in his thick geordie accent he told me all about how woman evolved from mussels,the mussels with hair being fannies with pubes which over millions of years sprouted legs,arms,body and a head lol.

The look of shock and horror on the faces of my great granny and aunties who were there was priceless!

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By *riggsboy123Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Carrie hehn is now a schoolteacher in california i believe. I was watching terminator 2 the other night and only realised jeanette goldman ie vasquez plays johns adoptive mom when i read the closing credits like how the fuck can that be the same person!? Sign of a quality actor. You always were an asshole gorman.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


" Lol,that reminds me of the story my great uncle told me when I was 10 years old about the evolution of womankind.

I was eating some mussels out the jar and made the mistake of asking my uncle why some of the mussels had hair on the lipped side.

So in his thick geordie accent he told me all about how woman evolved from mussels,the mussels with hair being fannies with pubes which over millions of years sprouted legs,arms,body and a head lol.

The look of shock and horror on the faces of my great granny and aunties who were there was priceless! "

Haha, only in your family, FannyLee xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Lol,that reminds me of the story my great uncle told me when I was 10 years old about the evolution of womankind.

I was eating some mussels out the jar and made the mistake of asking my uncle why some of the mussels had hair on the lipped side.

So in his thick geordie accent he told me all about how woman evolved from mussels,the mussels with hair being fannies with pubes which over millions of years sprouted legs,arms,body and a head lol.

The look of shock and horror on the faces of my great granny and aunties who were there was priceless!

Haha, only in your family, FannyLee xx "

My childhood was......awesomely different lol Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were designed to look that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Lol,that reminds me of the story my great uncle told me when I was 10 years old about the evolution of womankind.

I was eating some mussels out the jar and made the mistake of asking my uncle why some of the mussels had hair on the lipped side.

So in his thick geordie accent he told me all about how woman evolved from mussels,the mussels with hair being fannies with pubes which over millions of years sprouted legs,arms,body and a head lol.

The look of shock and horror on the faces of my great granny and aunties who were there was priceless! "

*actually can't stop laughing*

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


" Lol,that reminds me of the story my great uncle told me when I was 10 years old about the evolution of womankind.

I was eating some mussels out the jar and made the mistake of asking my uncle why some of the mussels had hair on the lipped side.

So in his thick geordie accent he told me all about how woman evolved from mussels,the mussels with hair being fannies with pubes which over millions of years sprouted legs,arms,body and a head lol.

The look of shock and horror on the faces of my great granny and aunties who were there was priceless!

Haha, only in your family, FannyLee xx

My childhood was......awesomely different lol Xx"

That explains a lot now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best birds n the bees talk ever lol.I can still remember it clear as day 25 years later,I couldn't forget it even if I wanted to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Lol,that reminds me of the story my great uncle told me when I was 10 years old about the evolution of womankind.

I was eating some mussels out the jar and made the mistake of asking my uncle why some of the mussels had hair on the lipped side.

So in his thick geordie accent he told me all about how woman evolved from mussels,the mussels with hair being fannies with pubes which over millions of years sprouted legs,arms,body and a head lol.

The look of shock and horror on the faces of my great granny and aunties who were there was priceless!

*actually can't stop laughing*"

aye,I was blessed with the worlds most funny and vulgar great uncle,still pml whenever I think of it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Lol,that reminds me of the story my great uncle told me when I was 10 years old about the evolution of womankind.

I was eating some mussels out the jar and made the mistake of asking my uncle why some of the mussels had hair on the lipped side.

So in his thick geordie accent he told me all about how woman evolved from mussels,the mussels with hair being fannies with pubes which over millions of years sprouted legs,arms,body and a head lol.

The look of shock and horror on the faces of my great granny and aunties who were there was priceless!

Haha, only in your family, FannyLee xx

My childhood was......awesomely different lol Xx

That explains a lot now.... "

I think I made it through my childhood relatively unscathed.........others may disagree :p lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a bit of an Aliens film nerd. HR Geiger did design the whole species to be a sort of sexual innuendo. Check out the sketches in his book Necronomicon.

Still wouldn't wanna fuck ane though! "

Yeah ive seen the pics & HR Geigers references to the sexual innuendos & they are crazily fucked up

I've got 2 of his designs tattooed on my bicep but thankfully they aint the sexual innuendos lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a couple of ickle tattoos to get done before the main one for my right shoulder of a kinda translucent Predator mask with an alien face wearing it. I have a local guy going to work on sketches in the summer

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