FabSwingers.com forum: THE RULES!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

•No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

• No calls before 9 p.m. -- we don't have anything to talk about.

• None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.

• No emotional discussions (Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.

• No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.

• No calling each other "friends with privileges." We are not friends, just sex buddies.

• Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.

• No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.

• No falling asleep right after sex. It's over -- get up, get dressed, go home.

• Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.

• Bring your own drink. I am not your liquor store.

• No phone use. I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellant way to have a great relationship lmao no laundry to do either hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol!! I love it :D xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

•No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

• No calls before 9 p.m. -- we don't have anything to talk about.

• None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.

• No emotional discussions (Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.

• No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.

• No calling each other "friends with privileges." We are not friends, just sex buddies.

• Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.

• No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.

• No falling asleep right after sex. It's over -- get up, get dressed, go home.

• Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.

• Bring your own drink. I am not your liquor store.

• No phone use. I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.

p.s all remotes in the house are not to be touched... if it's on CSI there is no need to check out the sports channels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it

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By *he MilfhunterMan
over a year ago

leven-ish

Haha, these should be set in stone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must bring YOUR OWN Haribo

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Lol a bit harsh I would say, but each to their own I suppose

Though I will say some of them are relevant.

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