FabSwingers.com forum: I've been rumbled

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've fibbed on my profile......

I'm no really a Kountess

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Nae shit Sherlock!!!! Shocked and stunned

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nae shit Sherlock!!!! Shocked and stunned

It's gonna shock a few!!!

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By *at n michaelCouple
over a year ago

AYRSHIRE

saying nothing!!! lol Cat x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"saying nothing!!! lol Cat x"

Hahahaha...best way Cat lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't worry about it , trading standards would have a field day with user names on here

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I thought you were kunty kinky - that's what nurse ratshit told me

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Wouldn't worry about it , trading standards would have a field day with user names on here

But I think furry describes me well

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By *he Bluesome TwosomeCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

If its confession time, we must confess......

we're not really blue like the Smurfs

lol x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"If its confession time, we must confess......

we're not really blue like the Smurfs

lol x"

Whilst that's true, there are 2 of you so you're halfway there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as the X files we are not really a mystery now ...but there's always a drama

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Well as the X files we are not really a mystery now ...but there's always a drama

Only when you can't find the right shoes

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

"Well as the X files we are not really a mystery now ...but there's always a drama

Youre still a mystery to me guys

but if you think your not maybe change your name to the XXX files

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

I must confess I really am a Skyhook... if you dont believe me google skyhooks and flints

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Wouldn't worry about it , trading standards would have a field day with user names on here

Still no idea what mine means......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well as the X files we are not really a mystery now ...but there's always a drama

Youre still a mystery to me guys

but if you think your not maybe change your name to the XXX files

No mystery with us what you see is what you get

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

"Well as the X files we are not really a mystery now ...but there's always a drama

Youre still a mystery to me guys

but if you think your not maybe change your name to the XXX files

No mystery with us what you see is what you get

Mystery is because Ive not met you yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael buble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a second i thought you were about to admit to being ant or dec in disguise

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

"I've fibbed on my profile......

I'm no really a Kuntess

Fixed that for you, since you do make me smile with those fluttering eyelashes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've fibbed on my profile......

I'm no really a Kuntess

Fixed that for you, since you do make me smile with those fluttering eyelashes

Pmsl!!! Ya bugger!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted thought i was friends with royalty lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Gutted thought i was friends with royalty lol

Aye Martin, she's a royal pain in the arse!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gutted thought i was friends with royalty lol

Aye Martin, she's a royal pain in the arse!!"

Moi??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Gutted thought i was friends with royalty lol

Aye Martin, she's a royal pain in the arse!!

Moi??

Aye you, ya drama QUEEN!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Jeez, ya covered that up well!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Jeez, ya covered that up well!!!

I have a knack furrit, ken????

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By *aximus 2 - Still GameMan
over a year ago

Cunnilingus, Fife

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Aw shit !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Aw shit !!!

It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Aw shit !!!

It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!

Two jintys hubba hubba sorry KocK yer binned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Aw shit !!!

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dint wanna mention too much about hairy blokes called dave rightnow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a Sir.....yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a Sir.....yet"
you mean your faking it?

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By *aximus 2 - Still GameMan
over a year ago

Cunnilingus, Fife

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Aw shit !!!

It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Aw shit !!!

It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!

Two jintys hubba hubba sorry KocK yer binned

Again!!

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Aw shit !!!

It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!

Two jintys hubba hubba sorry KocK yer binned

Again!!

well a Kock n jinty threesome is a bridge too far for the silvery tayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Aw shit !!!

It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!

Two jintys hubba hubba sorry KocK yer binned

Again!!

well a Kock n jinty threesome is a bridge too far for the silvery tayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

You wouldn't last 30 seconds with those 2!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Aw shit !!!

It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!

Two jintys hubba hubba sorry KocK yer binned

Again!!

well a Kock n jinty threesome is a bridge too far for the silvery tayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

You wouldn't last 30 seconds with those 2!!

He wouldn't last 10!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

And im not friendly

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Im not square

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Aaaaaaand shes back. Hope that electronic tag aint chafing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a Sir.....yetyou mean your faking it?

The invite to Buck house is in the post.....but if wee Eck gets his way I shall remain a commoner!

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Aw shit !!!

It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!

Two jintys hubba hubba sorry KocK yer binned

Again!!

well a Kock n jinty threesome is a bridge too far for the silvery tayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

You wouldn't last 30 seconds with those 2!!

He wouldn't last 10!!!

Thank goodness yon river keeps you pair apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Aw shit !!!

It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!

Two jintys hubba hubba sorry KocK yer binned

Again!!

well a Kock n jinty threesome is a bridge too far for the silvery tayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

You wouldn't last 30 seconds with those 2!!

He wouldn't last 10!!!

Thank goodness yon river keeps you pair apart

Well.....you see ....there's this big long concrete thing ...goes from one side of the water to the other .....what is it they call it again????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????

Aaaaaaand shes back. Hope that electronic tag aint chafing....."

Just don't zap me!!!!

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