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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you had your own swinging club what special features would you have that would make it stand out from the rest ?

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By *erverts R usCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Automatic Electrocution in the floor for all the people who miss the bin when disposing of their used condoms

B x

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

no sexual discrimination would be a head price

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Automatic Electrocution in the floor for all the people who miss the bin when disposing of their used condoms

B x"

and no condoms down the toilet....

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By *r humanMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Think it open seven day a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had your own swinging club what special features would you have that would make it stand out from the rest ?"
it would be clean and the toilets would work and have it free of drugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UV lights in the toilets...

Naked/ Buff butlers and Beautiful Barmaids for all your drink requirements.

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"Automatic Electrocution in the floor for all the people who miss the bin when disposing of their used condoms

B x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Automatic Electrocution in the floor for all the people who miss the bin when disposing of their used condoms

B x

"

Guess uv had to pick them up. Wisnae me Rhona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An area for sober people so d*unk people can't annoy them lol

A camera room where u can be filmed and take home the DVD

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By *eganWhoWoman
over a year ago

Borders


"An area for sober people so d*unk people can't annoy them lol

A camera room where u can be filmed and take home the DVD "

Sounds good!

How about a sniff test on entry make sure everyone is clean lol

A fully equipped dungeon, jacuzzi and rooms to stay overnight in so you dont need to rush away. I'd also love to have a decent kitchen and dining room so you could have a nice meal all together and get to know people more!

Not that I've been thinking about this much or anything. ... planning my lottery spend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An area for sober people so d*unk people can't annoy them lol

A camera room where u can be filmed and take home the DVD

Sounds good!

How about a sniff test on entry make sure everyone is clean lol

A fully equipped dungeon, jacuzzi and rooms to stay overnight in so you dont need to rush away. I'd also love to have a decent kitchen and dining room so you could have a nice meal all together and get to know people more!

Not that I've been thinking about this much or anything. ... planning my lottery spend! "

Can I come to your club, sounds superb,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A " falseness" detector. Hang on, my senses do that already.

And no smoke would be blown up anyones arse as thats banned too.....

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Sauna

Jacuzzi

Dungeon

Masters & Mistresses

Dogging Area

Social Area

Restraunt

Massage Tables

Massuses (both sexes)

Bedrooms

Dance Floor

Instruction Manuals for things like Shibari

Video Room

Dark Room (for strangers to play)

Casual Dining Area

Cock holes (dont know the proper term)

Thats all I can remember of my plans for Dundees Club (plus some ideas I hadnt concidered stolen from the thread )

When I remember the rest Ill post again

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee


"

Thats all I can remember of my plans for Dundees Club (plus some ideas I hadnt concidered stolen from the thread )

When I remember the rest Ill post again "

Annual or Monthly Membership

Fair Pricing (one single price, one couples price, regardless of gender)

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

If you don't fuck you don't get in if you gotta take one for the team tough.

This here club is for shaggers only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't fuck you don't get in if you gotta take one for the team tough.

This here club is for shaggers only "

Who's gonna make sure everyone's shagging??

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"If you don't fuck you don't get in if you gotta take one for the team tough.

This here club is for shaggers only

Who's gonna make sure everyone's shagging?? "

Me of course, i'll even stamp your hand with pp approved shaggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More Babybels in the buffet

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our first club experience was at infusions in Blackpool and we loved it!

It wasn't too busy, it was couples only, the pool was great and after drinking, swimming and shagging they let us phone in pizzas

The only thing I didn't like was that closing time came round too quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sauna

Jacuzzi

Dungeon

Masters & Mistresses

Dogging Area

Social Area

Restraunt

Massage Tables y

Massuses (both sexes)

Bedrooms

Dance Floor

Instruction Manuals for things like Shibari

Video Room

Dark Room (for strangers to play)

Casual Dining Area

Cock holes (dont know the proper term)

Thats all I can remember of my plans for Dundees Club (plus some ideas I hadnt concidered stolen from the thread )

When I remember the rest Ill post again "

I think that you have just described Fat Sam's

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee


"

Thats all I can remember of my plans for Dundees Club (plus some ideas I hadnt concidered stolen from the thread )

When I remember the rest Ill post again

I think that you have just described Fat Sam's"

Nope cause I didnt mention shit music or overcrowding did I lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Thats all I can remember of my plans for Dundees Club (plus some ideas I hadnt concidered stolen from the thread )

When I remember the rest Ill post again

Annual or Monthly Membership

Fair Pricing (one single price, one couples price, regardless of gender)"

Can I ask why you would charge the same price for all?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

A ban on all single guys....

Feckin moaning about the price

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"A ban on all single guys....

Feckin moaning about the price "

pmsl we gotta listen to burn the bra chants so its our time to whinge about sexual discrimination would burn my y fronts but dont own any

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think most places are doing a good job as long as its clean and friendly, naked nights would be good ????,

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By *eganWhoWoman
over a year ago

Borders


"A ban on all single guys....

Feckin moaning about the price "

Hell no. Where would we find people for 3sums without single guys?!

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"A ban on all single guys....

Feckin moaning about the price

Hell no. Where would we find people for 3sums without single guys?!"

have you read most of cpl profiles pmsl

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By *eganWhoWoman
over a year ago

Borders


"A ban on all single guys....

Feckin moaning about the price

Hell no. Where would we find people for 3sums without single guys?!have you read most of cpl profiles pmsl "

Ahhhh

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee


"

Annual or Monthly Membership

Fair Pricing (one single price, one couples price, regardless of gender)

Can I ask why you would charge the same price for all? "

Most clubs if they do allow single males charge them significantly more for entry than they do single women. In some cases it is the same price for a single guy as it is for a couple. In my opinion thats unfair. Therefore I would have one price for singles (reguardless of sex) and a slightly higher price for couples (reguardless of the make up) eg £10 for single entry £15-17.50 for couples).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely think transport to and from would be a benefit to a lot of clubs . ie minibus hire

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Definitely think transport to and from would be a benefit to a lot of clubs . ie minibus hire "

And would madam require a semi naked hunk to undress you too??

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By *cottybhoyMan
over a year ago

falkirk


"Our first club experience was at infusions in Blackpool and we loved it!

It wasn't too busy, it was couples only, the pool was great and after drinking, swimming and shagging they let us phone in pizzas

The only thing I didn't like was that closing time came round too quick "

Thought you were gonnae say the pizzas were crap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our first club experience was at infusions in Blackpool and we loved it!

It wasn't too busy, it was couples only, the pool was great and after drinking, swimming and shagging they let us phone in pizzas

The only thing I didn't like was that closing time came round too quick

Thought you were gonnae say the pizzas were crap!"

They were lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Annual or Monthly Membership

Fair Pricing (one single price, one couples price, regardless of gender)

Can I ask why you would charge the same price for all?

Most clubs if they do allow single males charge them significantly more for entry than they do single women. In some cases it is the same price for a single guy as it is for a couple. In my opinion thats unfair. Therefore I would have one price for singles (reguardless of sex) and a slightly higher price for couples (reguardless of the make up) eg £10 for single entry £15-17.50 for couples). "

I can see why you think this is unfair. Most clubs charge what they charge for a reason and it works. Alot of clubs are struggling at the best of times to get new couples and single fems through there doors, without females you wouldn't have a club, hence there is a difference in the admission fees.

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee


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Therefore I would have one price for singles (reguardless of sex) and a slightly higher price for couples (reguardless of the make up) eg ?10 for single entry ?15-17.50 for couples).

I can see why you think this is unfair. Most clubs charge what they charge for a reason and it works. Alot of clubs are struggling at the best of times to get new couples and single fems through there doors, without females you wouldn't have a club, hence there is a difference in the admission fees."

I understand why they do this but I disagree that without single women there would be no club. There are plenty of men who would like to play with men, either because they are bi, gay or curious. I will concede that the system works for the clubs, but it is still unfair. If there must be a price difference between single males and females does it have to be so steep?

The other way round this would be an annual membership fee like Social Clubs have. With Members paying a one off fee and being allowed to sign in up to say 3 guests per visit. Members would have no fee on entry but each guest would pay ?10.

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


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Annual or Monthly Membership

Fair Pricing (one single price, one couples price, regardless of gender)

Can I ask why you would charge the same price for all?

Most clubs if they do allow single males charge them significantly more for entry than they do single women. In some cases it is the same price for a single guy as it is for a couple. In my opinion thats unfair. Therefore I would have one price for singles (reguardless of sex) and a slightly higher price for couples (reguardless of the make up) eg £10 for single entry £15-17.50 for couples). "

And then there would be moaning about a cockfest at clubs 5 single females to 50 single guys.......

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee


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And then there would be moaning about a cockfest at clubs 5 single females to 50 single guys......."

So what do you think of the Annual Membership Fee with Members being allowed free entry and only guests paying?

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


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And then there would be moaning about a cockfest at clubs 5 single females to 50 single guys.......

So what do you think of the Annual Membership Fee with Members being allowed free entry and only guests paying?"

Personally i wouldnt pay a membership i prefer to pay ad i go....and what if 70 guys have a membership and only a couple women?again you are gona have the same problem..just like the ratio on fab.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Therefore I would have one price for singles (reguardless of sex) and a slightly higher price for couples (reguardless of the make up) eg ?10 for single entry ?15-17.50 for couples).

I can see why you think this is unfair. Most clubs charge what they charge for a reason and it works. Alot of clubs are struggling at the best of times to get new couples and single fems through there doors, without females you wouldn't have a club, hence there is a difference in the admission fees.

I understand why they do this but I disagree that without single women there would be no club. There are plenty of men who would like to play with men, either because they are bi, gay or curious. I will concede that the system works for the clubs, but it is still unfair. If there must be a price difference between single males and females does it have to be so steep?

The other way round this would be an annual membership fee like Social Clubs have. With Members paying a one off fee and being allowed to sign in up to say 3 guests per visit. Members would have no fee on entry but each guest would pay ?10. "

I said females not single females. What you described is already on the market.....gay saunas....

The annual membership thing has a potential for working but can't see how you could run a business with that alone, unless you plan on charging a few hundred pounds for membership. What would happen if the said member never brought new people to the club?

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"The annual membership thing has a potential for working but can't see how you could run a business with that alone, unless you plan on charging a few hundred pounds for membership. What would happen if the said member never brought new people to the club?"

Or the club shut down after forking out advance payment.

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By *eganWhoWoman
over a year ago

Borders


"

Therefore I would have one price for singles (reguardless of sex) and a slightly higher price for couples (reguardless of the make up) eg ?10 for single entry ?15-17.50 for couples).

I can see why you think this is unfair. Most clubs charge what they charge for a reason and it works. Alot of clubs are struggling at the best of times to get new couples and single fems through there doors, without females you wouldn't have a club, hence there is a difference in the admission fees.

I understand why they do this but I disagree that without single women there would be no club. There are plenty of men who would like to play with men, either because they are bi, gay or curious. I will concede that the system works for the clubs, but it is still unfair. If there must be a price difference between single males and females does it have to be so steep?

The other way round this would be an annual membership fee like Social Clubs have. With Members paying a one off fee and being allowed to sign in up to say 3 guests per visit. Members would have no fee on entry but each guest would pay ?10.

I said females not single females. What you described is already on the market.....gay saunas....

The annual membership thing has a potential for working but can't see how you could run a business with that alone, unless you plan on charging a few hundred pounds for membership. What would happen if the said member never brought new people to the club?"

Thats one thing I'd do too- a ladies only sauna

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"A ban on all single guys....

Feckin moaning about the price

Hell no. Where would we find people for 3sums without single guys?!"

Thats what other womens husbands are for

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

FTR.....

I would still go if charged same as single guy!

Great night and far cheaper than heading into town

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