FabSwingers.com forum: Somebody please help

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My knickers are too tight and am needing a ****

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for all your quick responses of help

couldn't have done it without you all lol

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

"My knickers are too tight and am needing a ****

Just saw this. Too far away to help or I would xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My knickers are too tight and am needing a ****

Just saw this. Too far away to help or I would xxx"

Thanks for the post anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what were you needing?

Geek

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

"My knickers are too tight and am needing a ****

Just saw this. Too far away to help or I would xxx

Thanks for the post anyway lol

Youre welcome always try to help a lady out of her disdress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A lady never tells but ok I was needing a bleep..........

Seems everyone is dealing with the other forum which I can understand

about a one word message from a wind up well seen it all now shocking ffs

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm always behind lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Oh, if your knickers are too tight, just take hem off - problem solved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm always behind lol

so I see took your time lol it's alright cut myself free

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

Lmao. I can see it now - kola saves damsel from the evil Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

Was screaming lying on kitchen floor thanks you for helping and replying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

Lmao. I can see it now - kola saves damsel from the evil Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley

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lol Just from the tight knickers

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

Lmao. I can see it now - kola saves damsel from the evil Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley

"
with a cape n very little else pmsl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

Lmao. I can see it now - kola saves damsel from the evil Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley

with a cape n very little else pmsl

It's true! He does have he white cape of goodness - but it's reversible with the dark cape of naughtiness

So whilst he will rescue you from peril, he will then turn it around and..............

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

Lmao. I can see it now - kola saves damsel from the evil Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley

with a cape n very little else pmsl

It's true! He does have he white cape of goodness - but it's reversible with the dark cape of naughtiness

So whilst he will rescue you from peril, he will then turn it around and..............

"
Think its time to sit on the loo

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

Lmao. I can see it now - kola saves damsel from the evil Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley

with a cape n very little else pmsl

It's true! He does have he white cape of goodness - but it's reversible with the dark cape of naughtiness

So whilst he will rescue you from peril, he will then turn it around and..............

Think its time to sit on the loo

"
being gramatically correct sorry i have to remove loo and replace with the words "your face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

Lmao. I can see it now - kola saves damsel from the evil Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley

with a cape n very little else pmsl

It's true! He does have he white cape of goodness - but it's reversible with the dark cape of naughtiness

So whilst he will rescue you from peril, he will then turn it around and..............

Think its time to sit on the loo

being gramatically correct sorry i have to remove loo and replace with the words "your face

"
I think you have to remember your manners ladies first

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

Lmao. I can see it now - kola saves damsel from the evil Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley

with a cape n very little else pmsl

It's true! He does have he white cape of goodness - but it's reversible with the dark cape of naughtiness

So whilst he will rescue you from peril, he will then turn it around and..............

Think its time to sit on the loo

being gramatically correct sorry i have to remove loo and replace with the words "your face

I think you have to remember your manners ladies first

"
lmao

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

Lmao. I can see it now - kola saves damsel from the evil Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley

with a cape n very little else pmsl

It's true! He does have he white cape of goodness - but it's reversible with the dark cape of naughtiness

So whilst he will rescue you from peril, he will then turn it around and..............

Think its time to sit on the loo

being gramatically correct sorry i have to remove loo and replace with the words "your face

I think you have to remember your manners ladies first

"
of course ladies first ........................will we go looking for one now ??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

Lmao. I can see it now - kola saves damsel from the evil Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley

with a cape n very little else pmsl

It's true! He does have he white cape of goodness - but it's reversible with the dark cape of naughtiness

So whilst he will rescue you from peril, he will then turn it around and..............

Think its time to sit on the loo

being gramatically correct sorry i have to remove loo and replace with the words "your face

I think you have to remember your manners ladies first

of course ladies first ........................will we go looking for one now ??

Ooooooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

Lmao. I can see it now - kola saves damsel from the evil Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley

with a cape n very little else pmsl

It's true! He does have he white cape of goodness - but it's reversible with the dark cape of naughtiness

So whilst he will rescue you from peril, he will then turn it around and..............

Think its time to sit on the loo

being gramatically correct sorry i have to remove loo and replace with the words "your face

I think you have to remember your manners ladies first

of course ladies first ........................will we go looking for one now ??

"
Now now kola let me know when you find one but am 1st lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

Lmao. I can see it now - kola saves damsel from the evil Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley

with a cape n very little else pmsl

It's true! He does have he white cape of goodness - but it's reversible with the dark cape of naughtiness

So whilst he will rescue you from peril, he will then turn it around and..............

Think its time to sit on the loo

being gramatically correct sorry i have to remove loo and replace with the words "your face

I think you have to remember your manners ladies first

of course ladies first ........................will we go looking for one now ??

Now now kola let me know when you find one but am 1st lol

"
you know ive dreampt about a female saying those words ..............." now now kola" ahhhhh cest la vie one day my virginity will be gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i wonder were you stood in the kitchen shouting ou "heelp help" while clutching an iron skillet?? like penelope pitstop unless you were im unavailable

Lmao. I can see it now - kola saves damsel from the evil Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley

with a cape n very little else pmsl

It's true! He does have he white cape of goodness - but it's reversible with the dark cape of naughtiness

So whilst he will rescue you from peril, he will then turn it around and..............

Think its time to sit on the loo

being gramatically correct sorry i have to remove loo and replace with the words "your face

I think you have to remember your manners ladies first

of course ladies first ........................will we go looking for one now ??

Now now kola let me know when you find one but am 1st lol

you know ive dreampt about a female saying those words ..............." now now kola" ahhhhh cest la vie one day my virginity will be gone

"
will think about it maybe aye maybe no

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