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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shamelessly stolen from the Irish forum but I loved it ........ninjin

A teacher in school tells her kids that the word of the day is 'contagious' and asks who can use it in a sentence, so the first girl says 'I had the flu & Mammy said I couldn't go to school because the flu is contagious', 'very good', says the teacher, the next boys says 'I had chickenpox & was confined to my room because Daddy said I was contagious', 'very good', says the teacher, the next little boys says, 'my neighbour was painting the front of his house with a 2inch brush & my Daddy said it will take the contagious'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh that's a good one.

Loving the name too ninjin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Lol. Good on ya ninjin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol. Good on ya ninjin "

Ye get some crackin' jokes over there in between the fights and the "grouphugs" god love 'em!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Lol. Good on ya ninjin

Ye get some crackin' jokes over there in between the fights and the "grouphugs" god love 'em!!! "

Except now they're trying to nick our cake too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol. Good on ya ninjin

Ye get some crackin' jokes over there in between the fights and the "grouphugs" god love 'em!!!

Except now they're trying to nick our cake too! "

Don't mind doing the grouphug thing but no way I'm passing round OUR cake!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What! Is this right I hear someone's trying to steal our cake?!

I'm not having that!

Right let me at em'

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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You tell them Charlie!

And what happened to batman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol. Good on ya ninjin

Ye get some crackin' jokes over there in between the fights and the "grouphugs" god love 'em!!!

Except now they're trying to nick our cake too! "
well lets all have a grouphig jere then i'll begin(((((((((HUG)))))))

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol. Good on ya ninjin

Ye get some crackin' jokes over there in between the fights and the "grouphugs" god love 'em!!!

Except now they're trying to nick our cake too! well lets all have a grouphig jere then i'll begin(((((((((HUG))))))) "

Is it a groupjig dlt???? I'm in whatever...

(((((((((JINJIG)))))))))

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

((((((((((HUG)))))))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You tell them Charlie!

And what happened to batman? "

Decided on a better model.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(((((Hug))))))) ((((((hug))))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You tell them Charlie!

And what happened to batman?

Decided on a better model. "

Nah she decided that I was more super than bat

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"You tell them Charlie!

And what happened to batman?

Decided on a better model.

Nah she decided that I was more super than bat"

You know you've got to wear your pants on the outside now don't you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You tell them Charlie!

And what happened to batman?

Decided on a better model.

Nah she decided that I was more super than bat"

Always liked bananaman myself.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as It happens Ian has been known to dress as a banana. For Halloween I may add.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol. Good on ya ninjin

Ye get some crackin' jokes over there in between the fights and the "grouphugs" god love 'em!!! "

I bring CAKE!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol. Good on ya ninjin

Ye get some crackin' jokes over there in between the fights and the "grouphugs" god love 'em!!!

I bring CAKE!! "

Advance Mr Fooey and be recognised. You are welcome. What variety of cake do you provide? And have you brought one for everybody?.....x

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over a year ago


"Lol. Good on ya ninjin

Ye get some crackin' jokes over there in between the fights and the "grouphugs" god love 'em!!!

I bring CAKE!!

Advance Mr Fooey and be recognised. You are welcome. What variety of cake do you provide? And have you brought one for everybody?.....x

"

It's a Mefty Pavlova!!...

Sadly, I need my two arms to enable myself to fly across the skies...

But I DO possess the Power of Regurgitation!!!....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol. Good on ya ninjin

Ye get some crackin' jokes over there in between the fights and the "grouphugs" god love 'em!!!

I bring CAKE!!

Advance Mr Fooey and be recognised. You are welcome. What variety of cake do you provide? And have you brought one for everybody?.....x

It's a Mefty Pavlova!!...

Sadly, I need my two arms to enable myself to fly across the skies...

But I DO possess the Power of Regurgitation!!!.... "

Yeuch!! No spitting!! We all swallow here I'll have you know! Lol .....and glad the pav's mefty and not hefty or that would be a slog.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he asks "I'm going to london You can earn 400 quid for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free"

The husband thinks for a moment goes upstairs and comes back down with his suitcase packed as well "Where do you think you going" the wife asks "I'm coming with you.......I want to see how you survive on 800 pounds a year!!!"

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he asks "I'm going to london You can earn 400 quid for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free"

The husband thinks for a moment goes upstairs and comes back down with his suitcase packed as well "Where do you think you going" the wife asks "I'm coming with you.......I want to see how you survive on 800 pounds a year!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he asks "I'm going to london You can earn 400 quid for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free"

The husband thinks for a moment goes upstairs and comes back down with his suitcase packed as well "Where do you think you going" the wife asks "I'm coming with you.......I want to see how you survive on 800 pounds a year!!!"

"

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