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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Time to time I get these messages from guys. How nice the world wd be if I got them from the right sex! Lol

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By *MD47Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Time to time I get these messages from guys. How nice the world wd be if I got them from the right sex! Lol"

Ah you get these as well, yep I see the title and think late XMAS present then I see its from a guy. Now if I was BI then what an offer but since am not I have to decline.

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

damn it....thought by the title that you were offering lol only joking!

i get them alllllllllll the time!

i dont know what it is about my profile that seems to attract the nutters lol

i have several who periodically message me the same request even though for the last year or so ive always replied that ive no interest in such a scenario lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite one was from some random dude who offerered to suck my cock all the way home from town if i gave him a lift in exchange.

Didnt think the bus driver or other passengers would be impressed

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"My favourite one was from some random dude who offerered to suck my cock all the way home from town if i gave him a lift in exchange.

Didnt think the bus driver or other passengers would be impressed "

lol so were the bus driver/other passengers impressed then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"damn it....thought by the title that you were offering lol only joking!

i get them alllllllllll the time!

i dont know what it is about my profile that seems to attract the nutters lol

i have several who periodically message me the same request even though for the last year or so ive always replied that ive no interest in such a scenario lol

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lol no matter how u insist u r straight. Even the word straight has lost its meaning on fab obviously

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"damn it....thought by the title that you were offering lol only joking!

i get them alllllllllll the time!

i dont know what it is about my profile that seems to attract the nutters lol

i have several who periodically message me the same request even though for the last year or so ive always replied that ive no interest in such a scenario lol

lol no matter how u insist u r straight. Even the word straight has lost its meaning on fab obviously "

absolutely! im constantly asserting the fact that im straight then im hit with the "so was the last 5 guys i sucked off" or the "getting sucked off by a guy doesnt mean your gay" erm well if it doesnt then what does? do i have to purchase and wear a pink sweater and matching socks? do i have to act camp and have all of madonna's/elton john's/ricky martin/robbie williams/justin bieber's albums to be a card carrtying vagina decliner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was going to suggest holdinv a bible at all times but it will give the wrong sign lol

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Was going to suggest holdinv a bible at all times but it will give the wrong sign lol "
hmmm id rather be a vagina decliner than a minor recliner lol but really and truely id much rather be neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"damn it....thought by the title that you were offering lol only joking!

i get them alllllllllll the time!

i dont know what it is about my profile that seems to attract the nutters lol

i have several who periodically message me the same request even though for the last year or so ive always replied that ive no interest in such a scenario lol

lol no matter how u insist u r straight. Even the word straight has lost its meaning on fab obviously absolutely! im constantly asserting the fact that im straight then im hit with the "so was the last 5 guys i sucked off" or the "getting sucked off by a guy doesnt mean your gay" erm well if it doesnt then what does? do i have to purchase and wear a pink sweater and matching socks? do i have to act camp and have all of madonna's/elton john's/ricky martin/robbie williams/justin bieber's albums to be a card carrtying vagina decliner? "

leave my music collection out of this ninja

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"damn it....thought by the title that you were offering lol only joking!

i get them alllllllllll the time!

i dont know what it is about my profile that seems to attract the nutters lol

i have several who periodically message me the same request even though for the last year or so ive always replied that ive no interest in such a scenario lol

lol no matter how u insist u r straight. Even the word straight has lost its meaning on fab obviously absolutely! im constantly asserting the fact that im straight then im hit with the "so was the last 5 guys i sucked off" or the "getting sucked off by a guy doesnt mean your gay" erm well if it doesnt then what does? do i have to purchase and wear a pink sweater and matching socks? do i have to act camp and have all of madonna's/elton john's/ricky martin/robbie williams/justin bieber's albums to be a card carrtying vagina decliner?

leave my music collection out of this ninja "

your collection? i was referring to my collection! i thought i was the only one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seems like the musical skills are connected with the guy thing lol. I like those guys music lol

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By *rjandmrskCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

We had one we said no to the other day as he said he was totally st8 but clearly wasn't as he had met tvs. We said no thx he said and I quote "just cause I fuck a tvs ass does not make me gay or bi".

Speechless, we laffed for ages lol Mrs K x

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Seems like the musical skills are connected with the guy thing lol. I like those guys music lol "
hahahaha well me you and bino are like 3 pea's in a pod then...birds of a feather flock together eh we should start our own lil "gang" and we can all get justin beiber tattoo's and hairstyles and run around wearing ballsqueezers whilst singing madonna's "like a virgin" whoo! fucked for the very first time! lol

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"We had one we said no to the other day as he said he was totally st8 but clearly wasn't as he had met tvs. We said no thx he said and I quote "just cause I fuck a tvs ass does not make me gay or bi".

Speechless, we laffed for ages lol Mrs K x"

im inclined to fully respect everyone's varying sexual persuasion no matter how unpleasant i may consider it so long as they offer me the same consideration and respect the fact that i am the way i am and have no intention to change that in the near future short of getting a life sentence in a mexican prison or a meteorite hitting the earth and wiping out all the female inhabitants and lets face it neither scenario is likely to happen so its say to say that im gonna stay the way i am for the forseeable future

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By *rjandmrskCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

LMAO agreed am staying exactly as I am too unless all that happens lol . K

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We had one we said no to the other day as he said he was totally st8 but clearly wasn't as he had met tvs. We said no thx he said and I quote "just cause I fuck a tvs ass does not make me gay or bi".

Speechless, we laffed for ages lol Mrs K xim inclined to fully respect everyone's varying sexual persuasion no matter how unpleasant i may consider it so long as they offer me the same consideration and respect the fact that i am the way i am and have no intention to change that in the near future short of getting a life sentence in a mexican prison or a meteorite hitting the earth and wiping out all the female inhabitants and lets face it neither scenario is likely to happen so its say to say that im gonna stay the way i am for the forseeable future"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had one we said no to the other day as he said he was totally st8 but clearly wasn't as he had met tvs. We said no thx he said and I quote "just cause I fuck a tvs ass does not make me gay or bi".

Speechless, we laffed for ages lol Mrs K xim inclined to fully respect everyone's varying sexual persuasion no matter how unpleasant i may consider it so long as they offer me the same consideration and respect the fact that i am the way i am and have no intention to change that in the near future short of getting a life sentence in a mexican prison or a meteorite hitting the earth and wiping out all the female inhabitants and lets face it neither scenario is likely to happen so its say to say that im gonna stay the way i am for the forseeable future"

Wouldnt rule out the mexican prison ninja not with your rep

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"We had one we said no to the other day as he said he was totally st8 but clearly wasn't as he had met tvs. We said no thx he said and I quote "just cause I fuck a tvs ass does not make me gay or bi".

Speechless, we laffed for ages lol Mrs K xim inclined to fully respect everyone's varying sexual persuasion no matter how unpleasant i may consider it so long as they offer me the same consideration and respect the fact that i am the way i am and have no intention to change that in the near future short of getting a life sentence in a mexican prison or a meteorite hitting the earth and wiping out all the female inhabitants and lets face it neither scenario is likely to happen so its say to say that im gonna stay the way i am for the forseeable future

Wouldnt rule out the mexican prison ninja not with your rep "

haha are you trying to insinuate that i have link's to the cartels? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only been here a short while and got fed up with offers from guys so i decided block guys simples really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, just posted I get them everyday. Are they just blind shots or someone really thinks straight means bi or something

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom

No one reads profiles anyway do they ???? You wouldn't thinks so from all the guys who message me who don't fit in with what I want !!! Lol x

And yes there are more guys on here with straight on their profile who would partake in a little bi type fun ....even though they would never admit it !! Lol

Dee xx

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom


"No one reads profiles anyway do they ???? You wouldn't thinks so from all the guys who message me who don't fit in with what I want !!! Lol x

And yes there are more guys on here with straight on their profile who would partake in a little bi type fun ....even though they would never admit it !! Lol

Dee xx"

** that is ...more guys than you would think !! I know I've seen it with my own eyes plenty times xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the flip side iv had straight guys contact me saying they'd like to meet to try some guy on guy stuff

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